Chapter 77: Kneeling and thanking Gong En, the coffin fungus prolongs life [third update]
"Ahh It's painful, it's painful......"
In the house, the screams of the old man killing pigs echoed, and it was terrible.
Bai Xiaofeng's face was calm, looking at the raging fire in the crotch of the old man's pants, and remembering the scene in one of Xing Ye's movies when he was watching a disc in the mountains, it was exactly the same as the fire in the crotch of the old man's pants now.
His eyes flickered, and he sighed sincerely: "This scene, how spectacular! ”
The old man who was screaming suddenly was shocked, and almost spurted out a mouthful of old blood on the spot, you really lit the torch on the crotch of Lao Tzu's pants, it must be spectacular!
However, the sharp pain in the crotch of his pants quickly immersed him in it, and he continued to scream in the style of killing pigs.
Fortunately, the runic flame lasted only five seconds before it was extinguished.
"Ah......" The old man seemed to be hollowed out of his strength all of a sudden, and fell to the ground in a dejected manner.
Bai Xiaofeng glanced at the crotch of the old man's pants, nodded and smiled: "Well, old man, this quail is perfectly baked." ”
"Ge Lao Tzudi, who said it was a quail? It's clearly a golden-winged roc bird! The old man argued weakly.
As soon as the words fell, he suddenly shuddered, and his face turned red all of a sudden.
It's an over-electric feeling...... It's all too familiar.
But before it was elsewhere that was electrified, and now it is ......
As a result, the old man began to tremble, his face began to turn red, and a pair of cloudy eyes also glowed with water at this time.
He was like a king-sized shrimp, curled up on the ground, shivering, babbling in his mouth, and his facial features were distorted, as if he was in pain.
"You entertain yourself first, I'll go and mix medicine for you." Bai Xiaofeng squinted his eyes and shook his head, not daring to look any further, this picture is simply spicy.
He turned and walked to the cauldron, where the materials for disenguising the corpse had been boiled and oozing juice, black, sticky, and emitting a pungent fishy smell.
He grabbed a handful with his hand, felt the heat, and when he was sure that he could do it, he began to mix the ingredients inside with his hands into small balls, and then buckled them on a piece of yellow paper, looking like a "dog skin plaster".
After waiting for about ten minutes, the old man behind him finally quieted down.
Bai Xiaofeng took a large pile of yellow paper with juice and turned around and walked to the old man, grinning: "Old man, are you still itching now?" ”
The old man was electrocuted once, and at this time, the whole person was limp on the ground, sweating profusely.
Hearing Bai Xiaofeng's words, he was stunned, he was completely immersed in pain and happiness just now, and when he felt it carefully, his eyes lit up: "It's not itchy, it's really not itchy." ”
As he spoke, he looked at Bai Xiaofeng with a stunned gaze.
Originally, he just had the idea of being a guinea pig with a dying struggle, but he didn't expect that the little kid in front of him really solved the corpse poison itching on his body.
This kid is amazing!
Is it really blind?
The old man set off a huge wave in his heart, staring at Bai Xiaofeng, but Bai Xiaofeng really didn't feel like a master.
He was a serious Captain of the Golden Touching Dynasty back then, and he knew many powerful Heavenly Masters, otherwise he would not have found so many Heavenly Masters to help him detoxify after being poisoned by corpses.
However, those Heavenly Masters are all high above the Immortal Wind Dao Bone.
It's not comparable to the temperament of this kid in front of him at all!
Immediately after, a thought suddenly flashed in the old man's mind, and the essence in his eyes flickered, since this kid helped me solve the itching, maybe ...... Does he really have a way to detoxify my corpse?
however
As soon as this thought appeared, the old man smiled bitterly and directly dismissed it, and said in his heart: How can this fart kid be able to solve the corpse poison, he should have some special way to suppress the itching all over my body.
Thinking about it, the old man gratefully hugged his fist at Bai Xiaofeng: "Hou Shengzi, thank you, I can let my forehead feel a peaceful life before I die, and I am already satisfied." ”
"It's said that there is a genius here, and you won't die, why don't you listen?" Bai Xiaofeng was very depressed, why didn't this old man believe him?
As he spoke, he didn't bother to explain, and raised the "dog skin plaster" in his hand and said, "It's okay to stick these things on the pus." ”
Then, he took a piece of "dog skin plaster" and pasted it on the old man.
"Shhh
Feeling the coolness from the pus-filled wound, the old man couldn't help but gasp: "Comfortable, I haven't been so comfortable for a long time." ”
Bai Xiaofeng didn't pay attention to him, and he quickly finished pasting all the "dog skin plasters".
He stood up and clapped his hands, and said with a smile: "Okay, these medicines will be applied for a day, and if you take a bath again, the corpse poison will be cured." ”
What the?!
The old man suddenly shook his head and looked at Bai Xiaofeng dumbfounded: "Hou Shengzi, didn't you say to help relieve itching?" This, this has already helped me detoxify the corpse? ”
"I don't lie to you to stop itching, can you still let me do it?" Bai Xiaofeng rolled his eyes: "I don't have so much time to spend with you today, I don't give you something powerful, do you really think that this genius is a gray wolf?" ”
The old man was completely stunned, his mind was blank, and he sat on the ground dumbfounded.
The front foot felt that Bai Xiaofeng had no ability to solve his corpse poison, but on the back foot, Bai Xiaofeng told him that the corpse poison had been solved.
I can't react to this change at all!
"Really, really?" The old man looked at Bai Xiaofeng with round eyes in disbelief.
Bai Xiaofeng clasped his hands to his chest and said indifferently: "You have been entangled in corpse poison for ten years, can you not solve it, can't you sense it?" ”
Hearing this, the old man hurriedly closed his eyes and felt it carefully.
In the house, it was quiet.
Bai Xiaofeng grinned, rubbed his hands, and muttered, "Uncle Ben personally took action, is there still a corpse poison that can't be solved?" Now you don't have to give money to take away the materials, and you can save a lot of money, it's just beautiful. ”
As soon as the words fell, the old man suddenly opened his eyes, a look of ecstasy appeared on his sallow face, and he exclaimed: "The corpse poison is really gone!" ”
Immediately after, he also ignored the weakness of his body, struggled to sit up on his knees, and excitedly kowtowed directly to Bai Xiaofeng: "Engong is above, please accept Chen Lao Liu's worship, the grace of saving your life, it is unforgettable!" ”
however
Facing the old man's kowtow and kneeling to thank him, Bai Xiaofeng was stunned for a moment, Niang Xipi, this old man has lived for so many years, why is he not on the road at all?
Thinking about it, he smiled and rubbed his right thumb and index finger: "Grandpa, have you forgotten our agreement just now?" ”
The excited old man was stunned for a moment, and hurriedly struggled to get up: "Remember, remember, those materials, all of them were given to Engong for free, thank you for saving your life." ”
Before, he didn't think that Bai Xiaofeng could detoxify his corpse, so of course he didn't want to send it.
But now that the corpse poison has been resolved, this life-saving grace, not to mention the 180,000 yuan of material money outside, even if it is tenfold, he is willing to give it.
You must know that in order to ask the Heavenly Master to help him suppress the corpse poison, the price he spent was far more than a million techniques!
After speaking, the old man sat down on the ground, his facial features were twisted with excitement and ecstasy, and his body couldn't help trembling: "The sky is immortal, Chen Lao Liu, sent a big savior to the door." ”
As he spoke, his eyes were filled with tears, and he looked at Xiaofeng, with great reverence!
Originally, they had already begun to wait for death, but Bai Xiaofeng's appearance directly pulled him back from the ghost gate!
This kindness can no longer even be measured by money.
Hearing that the old man promised to give away the materials, Bai Xiaofeng breathed a sigh of relief and grinned excitedly, as for what the old man said later, he completely ignored it.
Just kidding, if you just say a word of thanks, is it true that you directly say that the money comes from?
After a pause, Bai Xiaofeng suddenly said again: "Grandpa, don't be in a hurry to be happy, although the corpse poison has been solved for you, but the corpse poison has been stored in your body for ten years, and your body has long been consumed to the point where the oil is exhausted, and with your current physical state, you should only have a year to live." ”
These words were like an invisible hand, directly slapping the old man from heaven to the ground.
The old man's expression froze immediately.
however
The next second,
Bai Xiaofeng suddenly smiled again and said, "But I have a way to help you prolong your life." ”
Bang!
These words exploded in his ears like thunder, and the old man exclaimed: "Master, you, can you really extend my life?" ”
"Of course." Bai Xiaofeng smiled confidently: "But you still have to find things yourself, now that your corpse poison is gone, it is your specialty to find that thing." ”
"What?" The old man asked without hesitation.
"Coffin fungus." Bai Xiaofeng smiled and said, "You are a Tufuzi, this thing is not unfamiliar, right?" As long as you find the coffin fungus and bring it to me, I can help you prolong your life. ”
The old man was shocked, he was an authentic captain who touched gold, of course he knew what the coffin fungus was, but it was extremely difficult to find this thing, and it was extremely dangerous!
However, after hesitating for a few seconds, he nodded vigorously: "Okay, I will definitely try my best to find the coffin fungus." ”
"Hmm!" Bai Xiaofeng nodded, suddenly rolled his eyes, and grinned: "Since you have to find such a difficult thing as the coffin fungus, you can also help me find the three-hundred-year-old thunder split coffin nail, and I will give you money when the time comes." ”
"The master commanded, Chen Lao Liu will definitely try his best to do it." The old man looked respectful and bowed to Bai Xiaofeng, "As for the money, master, when you mention money, you are paying your face." ”
Don't want money?
Go on the road!
Bai Xiaofeng grinned, didn't refuse, left the phone number to the old man, and then walked to the store and left with a box of materials for repairing magic weapons.
After Bai Xiaofeng left, the old man got dressed, put away Bai Xiaofeng's phone number preciously, and then his expression became serious, and the essence in his eyes flashed: "It's been ten years, and Chen Liuye's name should also be reappeared, I haven't seen the children and grandchildren of the Golden Sect for a long time." ”
As he spoke, he subconsciously rubbed his crotch, no way, after ten years of rubbing, it became a habit.
Then he took a black pipe firework about ten centimeters long in a drawer, slowly walked out of the store, then put it on the ground and lit it.
Sou!
Bang!
The fireworks take off into the sky and explode into a brilliant fire that is particularly dazzling even during the day.
Looking at the fireworks in full bloom, the old man grinned: "Touching the gold order to ascend to the sky, all the captains of the ten directions are coming!" ”