Chapter 292: If You're Serious, You'll Lose! [1 update]
Brother Donkey is very proud, since he entered the military region, everyone he saw would salute him. Pen fun and pavilion www.biquge.info
He made his debut yesterday in the battle of the vulnerability of the defense system, although many people in the military region did not participate in that battle, but everyone who participated was his volunteer propaganda soldier, so overnight, no one in the entire military region did not know that there was a silver-haired major who dragged a cool cock to blow up the sky.
Although Brother Donkey has made himself very low-key - but do you think you can't find you if you hide? It's useless! You are a spicy male, no matter where you panic, you are like a firefly in the dark, the spicy distinctness, the spicy coarseness, your melancholy eyes, the embarrassing beard, the miraculous knife slip, and the long silver hair, all deeply fascinated me......
Salute!
"Hello Chief!"
"Smack! Syllable! Syllable! ”
Whether it is a male soldier or a female soldier, whether it is a veteran ruffian or a new soldier, no matter whether it is two crutches or one dime, all of them cast a fiery gaze of worship at Brother Donkey, and the saluting hands seemed to tremble slightly with excitement.
This feeling of being respected, loved, and adored by everyone was so beautiful that Brother Donkey couldn't help but be deeply intoxicated, so he deliberately slowed down his already slow pace and repeatedly circled around the team in training on the playground.
Every time it passes, the team in training has to stop, shout to him under the command of the officer, and salute him, and the donkey brother will smile and nod slightly and answer Comrades have worked hard, don't care about me, you continue, continue......
But if the team of trainers really didn't stop, Brother Donkey would stop and watch, and then frown, as if something was wrong in the training, and the baby could see it all, but the baby didn't say anything.
I had been seeing the officer commander stop and shout to him that the chief was good to salute him, and then he smiled and nodded slightly: Comrades have worked hard, don't care about me, you continue, continue......
After several times, both the officer and the big-headed soldier looked weird, but Brother Donkey didn't care, Brother Donkey wanted to fully enjoy the feeling of being saluted and called the chief, this was the privilege he got in exchange for throwing his head and blood for the country, so he continued to wander purposefully-
Until he met a nine-pointed star.
The rank and rank in the army are most intuitively reflected in the epaulettes of the military uniform, the lieutenant is a round golden bean, the colonel is the gold star of the five-pointed star, and the general is the gorgeous nine-pointed star. Judging from the texture and luster, Pan Xiaoxian deeply suspected that the golden beans and Venus were actually brass, and only the nine-pointed star carried on the general's shoulders was pure gold!
And the general's epaulettes are inlaid with a circle of gold tassels, which is particularly eye-catching. If it is a three-star general or a special military merit who has received a special reward, and is also qualified to wear a general's cloak and a sword, it is really the supreme glory of a soldier.
Of course, Pan Xiaoxian couldn't wait for the major general to salute him, but the major general stopped and frowned at him.
The Major General's gaze Pan Xiaoxian was too familiar, because he was like this to other people just now, and in desperation, Pan Xiaoxian had no choice but to salute perfunctorily, and then without waiting for the Major General to react, he kicked the ground with his broken feet - go you!
Is it because I've been masturbating too much in the past two days and haven't seen it clearly? The Major General was stunned, why did I seem to see him salute me as a Young Pioneer?
When the major general turned around again, he couldn't see Pan Xiaoxian's figure anymore, and this guy ran faster than a cannonball this time......
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Long Aotian pushed open the window and looked down at Pan Xiaoxian dangling on the playground, and couldn't help frowning: It's about nine o'clock, it's eight forty-five, this hooligan is still fooling around, why don't you use bean bags as dry food! No, Lao Tzu is a general, okay?
It's a three-star general, ah, the soul is light!
Your little major was summoned by the general, and if you didn't hurry up and roll over, you were still talking nonsense with those big-headed soldiers and grassroots officers, is there a bag or a pit on your head?
But after watching it for a while, Long Aotian smiled again, he felt that it was not a good thing, before that, Pan Xiaoxian had no sense of belonging to the Shancheng Military Region, which Long Aotian experienced vividly from Pan Xiaoxian who didn't know which military region he was.
Now Long Aotian feels that he has grasped a character weakness of Pan Xiaoxian, this gangster is a typical person who will die!
When he saw the meeting between Pan Xiaoxian and the Major General, and then ran away after saluting the Young Pioneers, Long Aotian couldn't help laughing-the heroes of the world are among them!
"Squeak" The door was pushed open, and Pan Xiaoxian didn't even shout a report and staggered in: "Commander Long, I'm here!" ”
“…… I don't know the rules at all, how did you get into the revolutionary ranks? And mixed up as a major! Long Aotian felt that he had really encountered a strange thing, this is the army! Can you be serious? At the very least, don't salute the Young Pioneers, your soul is faint!
"Well, cough cough, what the hell is Commander Long looking for me?" Pan Xiaoxian hurriedly interrupted, don't care about these side details, Lao Tzu's military training is all mixed up on sick leave, is it really interesting that you are such a big commander and I are so compared?
It's the same attitude as reading online novels - if you're serious, you'll lose!
Long Aotian didn't pursue it, because how Pan Xiaoxian became his major, he had already investigated it clearly.
It is true that Pan Xiaoxian is a relational household, but he is mixed into the army as a Chinese national soldier, and with the support of Ximen Fengyue, Pan Xiaoxian is a proper major, and no one can find fault with it.
Long Aotian didn't think about finding faults, he was too late to be happy with a super thug, didn't he have time to find faults?
"Do you feel uncomfortable saluting that major general just now?" Long Aotian leaned back on the back of the seat, and looked at Pan Xiaoxian who was standing like a question mark with a smile, if he came to another person, he would definitely scold, but the more he looked at Pan Xiaoxian, the more he liked it, let alone standing as a question mark, even if it was standing as an ellipsis was no problem!
If you have the ability, you can stand in double quotation marks and show me!
"Huh." Pan Xiaoxian said, isn't this nonsense? Not only is it not pleasant to salute him, but it is also not pleasant to salute you!
"Do you want everyone to salute you, but you don't have to salute anyone?" Long Aotian smiled at the inducement.
"Want to be useful?" Pan Xiaoxian asked rhetorically.
“…… It's useless, but if you want to, you have to do it! Long Aotian was so frightened by him that he lost his temper, so he could only say straightforwardly: "A soldier who doesn't want to be a general is not a good soldier!"
"When you become a general, well, a three-star general like me, you don't have to salute anyone, not even the president of the Federation!"
"Huh." Pan Xiaoxian said that he could only answer with a pure table.
To be a three-star general like you, no father of a five-star general can do it? Now there are one hundred and eight bases on the entire earth, and how many three-star generals have beaten down with their own punches and kicks? You are not even thirty years old to become a three-star general, do you want to do it?
It seemed that Long Aotian also felt that his words were indeed not very convincing, so he came up with a better example: "You should know General Cai Wei, right?"
"The famous General Cai Wei is the most famous civilian general, graduated from college at the age of twenty-two and entered the army as a lieutenant, at the age of twenty-three in the encounter with the [Star Pirates], her captain was killed, at that time, as the chief of the division, she bravely stepped forward, commanded the starship to turn defeat into victory, annihilated the Star Pirates, and was promoted to major for his military exploits!
"At the age of twenty-four, in the ambush battle to exterminate the interstellar pirates, she was surrounded by the strategy of the interstellar pirates, the flagship was blown up, and the earth fleet was leaderless, and at this time, she was the captain of the wingman at the time, and she stood up and commanded the entire fleet to kill this large number of interstellar pirates, and the exploits of this battle made her promoted to colonel!
"At the age of twenty-six, there was a battle between the earth and [Sirius] in the airspace, both sides dispatched a large number of fleets, in this battle our army was at a disadvantage, and retreated, or Cai Wei She led her fleet to the rear of the Sirius fleet unknowingly, and broke the flagship of Sirius in one fell swoop, causing chaos in the Sirius fleet, our army took the opportunity to fight back, and the Sirius fleet was completely annihilated, and since then there is no dispute between the earth and Sirius's airspace, and she has also been officially promoted to rear admiral by virtue of this exploit!
"General Cai Wei is a civilian, you are also a civilian, and she is still a girl, she can do it, why can't you?"
Rub, I knew you were going to take General Caiwei out to talk about it! Brother Donkey is also drunk, and now General Caiwei has become a typical example of the federal government, and he takes General Caiwei as an example at every turn, but it is irrefutable.
"Well, you won." Brother Donkey glanced at him faintly, if you want to say that, I won't fight with you, but Cai Wei is also a member of the Fengyun Society, who is as magnificent as her life, and it is said on the Internet that she has set the template of the female heroine......
"No, I haven't won yet." Long Aotian stared at Pan Xiaoxian meaningfully: "When you become the second Caiwei, that's when I win the bowl!" ”
"No, I just want to be the first Pan Xiaoxian!" Pan Xiaoxian is straightforward and impassioned - no blowing, no black, I am already a major at the age of nineteen, and Cai Wei is only a lieutenant at the age of twenty-two, isn't it already clear who is more dick?
"The first Cai Wei is already famous in the galaxy, and the first Pan Xiaoxian I heard about it for the first time yesterday." Long Aotian smiled lewdly: "In order to make the first Pan Xiaoxian famous in the galaxy, as a superior, I decided to help you!" ”
“…… Commander Long, don't be impulsive! "The feeling of jumping into the fire pit became stronger and stronger, and he always felt that something bad was about to happen.
"If you want to, that's great!" Long Aotian stretched out a big hand and put it on the shoulder of Brother Donkey: "Then it's such a happy decision!" ”
Wait a minute! What the hell is so happily decided! Don't just make decisions for others!