"Hahahaha...... Okay, since you like it, then use this human brain this time. Xin Lijun laughed proudly.

Immediately after that, I clearly heard a sucking sound like sucking jelly from next door, and I couldn't hold back my nausea anymore, turned around and plunged into the bathroom, holding the toilet is a wow-wow vomit.

I don't know if it's because my imagination is too rich, after listening to the conversation between Xin Lijun and them next door, coupled with the sound of snorting later, a picture naturally appeared in my mind-

Two people, holding a bloody hula head, two holes were opened on the top of the head, two straws were inserted, Xin Lijun and the fox in her mouth looked at each other affectionately, with a straw in their mouths, and kept sucking......

People are very strange creatures, just like me now, the more I force myself not to think about this picture, the clearer the picture of them drinking brain pulp in my mind, no matter how lingering.

I can't remember how long I threw up holding the toilet, but I remember that when I came out of the bathroom tremblingly, there were little stars in front of me.

The next door finally quieted down, and I leaned on the wall and listened to it for a long time without getting any useful news, so I had no choice but to give up.

Just as he was about to turn around and continue to lie back on the bed, a cry for help that seemed to be a complaint suddenly came from outside the door, and this voice turned out to be from Yufeng!

I was so shocked that I ran out of the room almost without thinking, and without realizing at all, the door was ready to open.

By the time I realized this, I had rushed to the door of Yufeng's room, and the door of my room closed by itself with a bang.

I was eager to save people, and I didn't care about the strangeness of the door, so I raised my foot and prepared to kick the door.

But just as my feet kicked out, Yufeng's door opened from the inside, revealing Yufeng's broad body.

I kicked out with anger, and by the time my brain reacted and wanted to retract my leg, it was already too late.

Tong!

Yufeng was kicked by me, and the whole person immediately flew out like a balloon full of air.

I screamed, and before I could stand firmly, I took a stride forward, and was able to hold the jade wind before I kicked it to the ground.

"Holy! Yufeng senior, it's really time for you to lose weight! I gritted my teeth and held the jade wind, only to feel my legs trembling, as if I was carrying a mountain.

Yufeng covered his stomach and turned over and half-knelt on the ground, and scolded with a hideous expression: "You stinky boy, you are embarrassed to talk about me, why are you kicking me!" ”

I put him down from my back with great difficulty, and said angrily: "Nonsense, hearing your heart-rending screams, can I not come out and take a look?" ”

Yu Feng also relieved himself at this time, rubbing his big belly and said in disbelief: "I screamed? I heard you screaming, so I came out to take a look. ”

I was immediately stunned, and subconsciously turned my head to look around.

The same arrangement, the same bottles and cans, and the flowers and plants in the courtyard can be seen outside the window......

Wait a minute!

Yufeng and I live across the door, and I can see the yard on that side, and that side ...... I can't see it.

"Dingding......

"Bang ......"

A gust of wind blew from nowhere, and the bottles and cans on the wall clanged, and then the door of the room diagonally opposite, let out an overwhelming creak, and slowly opened......

A fox with red hair and the height of an adult walked out with a sarcastic face.

And on its back, there is the person I am no longer familiar with - Xin Lijun!

"Honghong, didn't you say that there was no one else in the hotel today?" Xin Lijun gently stroked the red fox under his buttocks, and his tone was indescribably cold.

The red fox seemed to tremble in horror, and said, "But, maybe my sister recruited me to move in." ”

As soon as it spoke, I immediately heard that this red fox was the heroine who fought with Xin Lijun just now, and listening to the meaning of her words, Liu Ruolian's nine-tailed fox was her sister?

"Forget it, if there are others, there will be others." Xin Lijun jumped off the red fox as he spoke, stroked the red fox's back and sneered: "Anyway, it's already an old acquaintance, it doesn't matter." ”

My mind was racing rapidly, and the nerves in my body were tense, but there was a relaxed look on my face: "Xin Lijun, you follow me with a ghost, are you still not dead to me?" ”

Xin Lijun raised his eyebrows, chuckled and said, "What you said is not right, but it is also true, I have never given up on your body, but now is not the time." As for meeting you here today, it's a complete coincidence, I don't have that much time to follow you. ”

I frowned and asked, "Then what are you doing here?" ”

Xin Lijun turned his gaze to the red fox beside him, stroked her hair, and said with an expression of enjoyment: "Coming here, it is naturally to solve the problem that men want to solve, this sassy fox, but it is very strong." ”

After saying that, he turned his head to look at me again and said, "Since you have also stayed, you must know the rules of this shop, right?" I'm curious what you're trading for. Also, what are your wishes? ”

"Hehehehehe......"

As soon as Xin Lijun's voice fell, there was a burst of laughter like silver bells at the staircase, and several of us turned our heads to look at the same time, only to see Liu Ruolian covering her mouth with one hand, holding two glass bottles in the other, twisting her waist and walking towards us.

"This handsome little guy named Zheng Xun, he made a wish to see Yingzheng, and I have helped him realize it. As for this fat Dao master...... Liu Ruolian said, throwing a wink at Yufeng, and said in a confused voice: "I remember that you were in the room just now, and you made a wish to have a mobile phone signal, right?" ”

Yufeng was immediately stunned, pointed at Liu Ruolian and said angrily: "Fart, when did I make such a wish...... Look......"

Yufeng's voice became lower and lower, and at the end, I saw that he lowered his head in some chagrin but shame.

I was immediately laughed at angrily, and slapped him in disbelief: "Yufeng Daoye, you're not sick, are you?" Really? ”

Yu Feng's face was as ugly as eating in an instant, and he twisted his brows and beat his chest and said, "Isn't this a pit person!" ”

I watched from the sidelines in a daze, so I asked what was going on.

As a result, as soon as I heard Yufeng finish speaking, I almost couldn't resist kicking him to death.

It turned out that after the door of the house closed automatically, he subconsciously took out his mobile phone and wanted to call me, but there was no signal here, so he muttered, 'If only there was a signal'.

As soon as he finished saying this, a voice came from a glass bottle on the wall: "Do you want a mobile phone signal?" ”

Yufeng was also stunned at the time, and subconsciously said of course.

As soon as his voice fell, the signal of the mobile phone immediately became full, and he was about to call me, when he reacted, how could the glass bottle on the wall speak?

Shocked, Yu Feng instinctively walked towards the glass bottle, but the glass bottle suddenly flashed a white light, shaking his head dizzy, and then fainted.

It wasn't until he was woken up by a scream of 'me' that he opened the door in a daze, and the previous scene happened.

"Yufeng, you are really my Dao Master, what a good opportunity was wasted." I grumbled with a laugh and a tear, completely forgetting that I had wasted one.

Originally, I wanted Yufeng to use the opportunity of wishing to find a way out, but now it seems that he can only rely on other skills.

(End of chapter)