Chapter 375: Taigong is here
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Li Qingdong was foaming at the mouth, and the owner of the chicken farm was already moved, who knew that when this business was about to be completed, Ding Ermiao suddenly said this, which made Li Qingdong very annoyed. {}
Li Qingdong raised his head, glared at Ding Ermiao angrily, and was about to get angry, but he changed his smile again, spread his hands and smiled: "Exorcism curse? I won't. ”
"You won't, I'll come." Ding Ermiao didn't pay attention to Li Qingdong, opened the backpack with one hand, turned out the talisman paper cinnabar, and drew a big edict on the rune paper with a pen and paper in his left hand, and wrote two lines of small characters next to it: Taigong is here, there are no taboos.
After drawing more than a dozen charms in one go, Ding Ermiao asked the owner of the chicken farm to take them and post them in front of the doors of each chicken shed.
The owner of the chicken farm was a little skeptical and asked, "This can prevent chicken plague?" ”
"This is a Taoist talisman, not to mention chicken plague, human plague can be prevented!" Li Qingdong glanced at the owner of the chicken farm, and said, "Hurry up and take it and paste it, don't talk nonsense." ”
"That, that...... What does it mean that Taigong is here? The owner of the chicken farm was still skeptical, pointed to the paper note and said: "This is too man, is it \ Wan \ book \ bar \ novel (wanshu) (ba) .com my grandfather?" ”
Wu Zhanzhan chuckled and said, "That's not the case, big brother." Taigong is talking about Jiang Taigong. When Mrs. Jiang was a god, her wife clamored to be a god, and Mrs. Jiang was in a hurry, so she casually scolded 'Get out of the plague god', and as a result, his wife became a plague god and harmed the world. Later, Jiang Taigong had no choice, so he printed a lot of portraits of himself holding the whip and asked everyone to stick it on the chicken coop and duck shed to prevent the plague god from entering the ......"
After some explanation, the owner of the chicken farm finally dispelled his doubts and posted it everywhere with a note.
With this vacancy, Ding Ermiao and the three of them just let go of talking.
Li Qingdong pouted towards Ding Ermiao and said, "You see, you don't accept any charms, and give them away for nothing, and people are still not at ease, so ask for a long time." I gave him some fakes, and he would thank me for a lot of money, and that's the difference! If you hadn't been talking nonsense, the money would have arrived! Therefore, in this society, good people can't do ......"
"Master ......" Wu Zhanzhan frowned and said: "Ermiao is merciful and helps the poor, and helps the eldest brother of chickens with Taoist means, which is a good thing." How...... Why do you complain about him instead? ”
In fact, Wu Zhanzhan wants to say that this master is too ridiculous, and he cheats people with money with such an identity, isn't it a shame for Maoshan Taoism? But Lin Fengjiao's name is too big, and he is an elder teacher, so Wu Zhanzhan didn't dare to say it clearly, so he could only tap on the side to show his dissatisfaction.
Li Qingdong grinned and said, "What you said is good, but you don't need money for food and clothing?" You help others, and when you are in need, who will help you? This society is very realistic, and good people can't do it......"
"Stop." Ding Ermiao waved his hand, interrupting Li Qingdong's words, and then turned to Wu Zhanzhan and said:
"Senior sister, this person is not necessarily the master's uncle, say hello first, or you won't suffer. My master said that Master Bo Shizhi** is no longer alive. Moreover, if the master is still alive, he will have to be more than a hundred years old. Li Qingdong, who is only in his seventies, is a lot younger than my master. Moreover, the master has lived in Hong Kong for a long time, and his accent should be different from that of the mainland. In short...... a little more. ”
"But his heaven and earth escape ......, in this world, who else will besides the master uncle?" Wu Zhanzhan looked at Ding Ermiao and Li Qingdong suspiciously, and muttered, "Could it be that he is ...... The heir of the master? ”
Li Qingdong let Ding Ermiao and Wu Zhanzhan speculate and analyze, rolled his eyes, smiled without saying a word, and pretended to be unfathomable.
Ding Ermiao sneered, turned to Li Qingdong, and said, "Now if I ask, you answer." If I tell a lie, my ten thousand people and my junior sister's impermanence are not vegetarians. ”
Li Qingdong smiled indifferently, raised his hand and said, "You ask." ”
"Are you a disciple of Maoshan?" Ding Ermiao asked slowly.
Li Qingdong smiled and nodded: "Genuine Maoshan disciple, in front of the Wantong rich family, I said so, but you don't believe it." ”
"Bah, you still say that we are uncles and nephews!" Ding Ermiao glared at Li Qingdong.
"It's indeed my uncle and nephew, if there is a lie, the sky will thunder!" Li Qingdong raised his hand to the sky and swore.
Ding Ermiao and Wu Zhanzhan were stunned at the same time, could it be that this old guy is really Lin Fengjiao, otherwise, how dare he make such a poisonous oath?
"Okay, let me ask you, since you are a disciple of Maoshan, what is the proposition word?!" Ding Ermiao asked again. Master Bolin Fengjiao's life is lonely, and Ding Ermiao knows it.
"I ......, my life is dead." Li Qingdong said.
"What, your fate?" Wu Zhanzhan's face changed, and he shouted in a deep voice: "You say it again!" ”
Maoshan disciples, there are only three life words to choose from: poor, young, and lonely.
The poor, like Ding Ermiao, live a life of poverty, and there will never be overnight wealth on his body; The lonely, the lonely star, the relatives and friends, hang each other for a lifetime; Those who die will die young, and they are destined to live no more than thirty years old.
Li Qingdong in front of him is seventy or eighty years old, and he said that the word fate is a bad death, of course Wu Zhanzhan didn't believe it, so he changed color.
"yes, my life is dead, what's wrong?" Li Qingdong repeated with a grin.
"Haha, hahaha...... I'm right, junior sister, this guy is an old liar!" Ding Ermiao laughed loudly and grabbed Li Qingdong's collar with one hand to prevent him from slipping away.
Wu Zhanzhan stepped forward with a cold face, glared at Li Qingdong and said, "Since you are destined for death, how did you live to this age?" Also, my master's life is lonely, you simply don't match the preface and the afterword, pretending to be Lin Fengjiao, to take advantage of me and Ding Ermiao! ”
"Let go, let go!" Li Qingdong shouted: "It's true that I'm not Lin Fengjiao, but it's true that I'm a disciple of Maoshan, and it's not wrong to be a dead person." If you don't believe me, I'll show you the evidence! ”
"Since it's not Lin Fengjiao, why do you want to pretend? Why do you not explain when I call you Master? Trying to take advantage of me, right? Wu Zhanzhan was furious, raised the bracelet and was about to smash it, but looking at Li Qingdong's age, he finally couldn't do it.
Ding Ermiao grinned and said, "Evidence, what evidence do you have?" You're trying to trick me into letting go and slipping away, aren't you, old liar? ”
This sentence reminded Wu Zhanzhan that in order to prevent Li Qingdong from escaping, her arm shook, shook the bracelet into an iron cable, and waved it out, which had already wrapped Li Qingdong's ankle.
"Ermiao, let go, now he can't run away!" Wu Zhanzhan said to Ding Ermiao: "Let him come up with evidence, if he can't come up with evidence, he looks good today!" Dare to pretend to be a master, and return the word for death? ”
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