345 Who is thy daughter-in-law?

After I decided to go to Tian Tian, I put down the dishes and chopsticks, went out to take a shower, changed into clean clothes, and tidied up the wrinkles on the clothes for the first time, and I also wiped my bald head with a towel.

Before, I didn't care about these details, but now, I'm going to pay more attention.

After all, the appearance of Sima Xiaowu today has inspired me, men, you still have to pay attention to your own image, and I have to go further than Sima Xiaowu, his pockets are empty, I can't learn from him, I will bring more money in the future.

When I came to the West Cross Courtyard, the crescent moon door was inserted from the inside.

I knocked lightly on the door, but there was no response inside, so I shouted, Tian Tian, it's me.

After a while, the crescent moon door opened, and I looked out to see that it was a bouncing mountain spirit.

As soon as the mountain spirit saw me, he was very excited, jumped all the way from my feet to my shoulders, grabbed my ears and swinged, and still on my face, Bazibazi kissed me several times, the little guy has not seen me for a few days, and misses me.

When the mountain spirit has made out enough with me, I will hold him in the palm of my hand.

"Where's Mom?" I asked the mountain spirit.

The little guy listened, shook his head, and didn't understand.

I pointed to the room, whispered and mysteriously, and said to the mountain spirit: "Sister, she will be your mother in the future, she and her father have already visited the church, and in the future, she will be your mother." ”

Only then did the little guy understand that the two little slaps were clapping together, and he was very satisfied with this kind of kiss and kiss.

I was also very satisfied with the attitude of the mountain spirit, I thought that he would reject Tian Tian to be his mother, I smiled and said: "Let's go, take you to find your mother, by the way, change the title." ”

I held the mountain spirit in my hand and walked all the way into the room.

As soon as I entered, the mountain spirit jumped off my hand, jumped on the coffee table, and continued to learn his chess endgame.

The little guy works hard!

I turned my head and saw that Tian Tian was sitting at the edge of the desk, and the teacher was generally sitting upright, teaching Blue Phoenix to read.

Seeing me coming, Blue Phoenix stopped studying, flew to the top of my head, patted my bald head with his wings, and called Dad in a milky voice, but Tian Tian made a face and said, Xiaofeng, tonight's homework is not done, come here.

Blue Phoenix was reluctant to go over, so Tian Tian took out a teaching whip from under the desk.

"Children, you can play, but you have to finish your homework before you can play, that's the rule! The rules we say must be followed! Tian Tian knocked on the desk with a whip and said sternly.

The blue phoenix lay on my head, a little reluctantly.

I originally wanted to intercede for Lan Phoenix, saying what was the use of letting her learn those, but as soon as I opened my mouth, before I could say a word, Tian Tian saw through my thoughts and pointed at me with a whip.

Tian Tian's tone towards me was even more unkind.

"When I educate my children, I don't have your part in talking! Today she does not endure hardship, and in the future, when she takes off her hair and transforms, she will suffer a thousand times and ten thousand times more than now! ”

Tian Tian is reasonable.

The blue phoenix can change from an ant to a bird, but she took Ji Caiyun's ride, and if she wants to incarnate into a human form in the future, she must go through another catastrophe, and that catastrophe requires taking off the feathers on her body and growing them all over again.

In order to succeed in the tribulation, she had to recite the scriptures during the tribulation.

Since she is now a phoenix juvenile, her tribulation is called Phoenix Nirvana, and she has to recite the scriptures, preferably the Nirvana Sutra of Buddhism.

The scriptures are very esoteric and difficult to understand, and the words are all obscure.

Therefore, the blue phoenix, if you want to cross the tribulation again and get the magic power of change, you must not only read the Nirvana Sutra thoroughly, but also memorize it by heart, read more and memorize more, and deeply understand the essence of the scriptures.

Xu Laosan said that if the blue phoenix succeeds in nirvana, it will have the magic power of change.

The so-called magic power of change is that after she reaches this level, she can switch her body between the phoenix and humans at will, and if she wants to become a phoenix, she will become a phoenix, and if she wants to become a little girl, she will become a little girl.

Tian Tian did this for her good.

If you want to change it to me, I want to play, I will let you play every day, although the blue phoenix is happy, but the consequences will be very serious, when it comes to the day of the catastrophe, she will not recite the scriptures, maybe she will be thundered, beaten back to the original form of the ant.

Thinking of this, I took the blue phoenix off the top of my head.

I stroked the wings of the blue phoenix and patiently persuaded her: "Go, read and read hard, you can recite the scriptures in the future, and you can be reborn after the catastrophe, Mom does this for your good." ”

The blue phoenix was unmoved, stunned in the palm of my hand.

I pointed to the mountain spirit who was honestly learning chess over there, and said, "Xiaofeng, look at the little brother, isn't he also doing his homework?" So you have to work hard to catch up with your brother. ”

Blue Phoenix was still stunned, and suddenly called at me: "Mom? ”

It turns out that the little guy doesn't understand how Tian Tian changed from a sister to a mother, looking at the meaning of the blue phoenix, she seems to remember Ji Caiyun again, I finally let her forget Ji Caiyun.

I hurriedly explained to Blue Phoenix that Tian Tian had visited me in the church.

As a result, Tian Tian walked over in a few steps and took the blue phoenix directly from my hand, she put the blue phoenix on the desk, pointed to the pinyin, and simple Chinese characters, and said, "You obediently teach yourself, I'll come right away." ”

Then she pointed her whip at my forehead.

"You! Come outside with me. After Tian Tian finished speaking, he walked out of the room first.

I hurriedly followed and walked out quickly.

In the courtyard, the two of us sat face to face on two small cartoon benches, just like that night.

I leaned over to Tian Tian and said, "Why don't you ignore me today, daughter-in-law......"

Tian Tian listened, and immediately used the hard handle of the whip to knock my bald head hard.

The sound is like someone knocking a ripe watermelon with their fingers.

Tian Tian said excitedly: "I said that you slept for three days and three nights, did you sleep your head badly!" What sister changed mother, what nonsense are you talking about with Xiaojing and Xiaofeng! What kind of daughter-in-law are you shouting nonsense, who is your daughter-in-law! ”

The scalp hurt badly, and I was robbed by Tian Tian repeatedly, and I was stunned.

"Didn't we worship heaven and earth?" I was puzzled.

"Yes, I have worshiped heaven and earth, but it is not a joke, I should worship my parents after worshipping heaven and earth, we are worshipping the king of the stove, besides, the lord is here, in this Guan Emperor Temple, how can there be any stove prince!"

Hearing Tian Tian say this, I knew that she was going to admit it.

Xu Laosan must have known the news in advance, otherwise he and Dawu, how could they be so sure that Tian Tian would never take a fancy to me!

I thought about it and finally figured it out.

Tian Tian must know that if I fall in love with her, if I have a skin-to-skin relationship, it will kill me, so for my safety, she will suddenly change her face after I wake up.

Thinking of this, I feel that she can think so much about me, and I should treat her well.

"Tian Tian, that night, does your confession still count?" I asked.

"Which night? When have I confessed to you? Tian Tian asked rhetorically.

"Just three days ago, I fell for your charm in the night! You said at the time that you wanted to live and die with me, but now your words still count? If you count, I definitely don't mind having a sexless relationship with you. ”

Hearing me say this, Tian Tian smiled.

"Isn't that you're dying, I lied to you, and you take this seriously?"

Hearing Tian Tian say this, I wasn't angry at all.

"Tian Tian, I know, you are afraid that after I am emotionally attracted to you, I can't help but kiss you, and then I will die, don't worry, you can die for me that night, and in the future, I can also die for you, so don't think about it."

Speaking of this, I took Tian Tian's hand again.

"Tian Tian, I believe that in the future, I will be the key to open your lock!"

"Marry me, Tian Tian!"

Just when I confessed to Tian Tian affectionately, I felt that my hand suddenly hurt badly.

I looked down and saw that the nail of my right little finger had begun to petrify.

In the blink of an eye, the nail cap turned into a small stone chip and fell off my hand.

Unexpectedly, I slept for three days and three nights, and after waking up, Tian Tian's charm had reached such a strong point.

Elves like Mountain Spirits and Blue Phoenix, it's okay to contact her.

Yu Xin, it's okay to contact her.

However, young men, now, can't even touch her!