Chapter 54: Dumbfounded
"What's going on out there? So boiling? ”
The people in the bathroom, hearing the noise outside, quickly washed their hands and ran out.
"Fool, what? Do you still want to go out and see? Hurry up and change it! Wait for us to go out, you are on the stage, you can have a view of the mountains, maybe, there is a best man who makes you more tempting than the male god! ”
Mei Lin said as she helped Shi Yue get dressed.
"Fool, haven't you eaten too much lately, you arm is pulling hard here! Keep trying! Go hard! ”
"Whoa!"
Mei Lin knew that when she was getting dressed, this kind of sound appeared to represent a bad omen, either the clothes were broken, or the person was fat.
"Oh no, how did this sleeve be torn apart, it's too unsturdy, it looks like a small workshop is used to imitate a big brand!"
Mei Lin was a little anxious, and Shi Yue also sighed as she looked at the strip of cloth that fell off her arm.
"Yes, fool, you stand here and don't move, now I'm going to give you this shirt and have a major operation!"
At this moment, Mei Lin suddenly thought that one of the clothes she used to have was damaged by her gaining weight, who knew that after she changed it herself, people on the road asked her where she bought that dress.
Merlin used both her mouth and hands, divided by two by three, and changed her top to the same style as her slanted shoulders.
"You try it again! It's a little raw, but it doesn't matter, I can't see it clearly! ”
But what Mei Lin didn't expect was that according to the result of changing her clothes, Shi Yue couldn't wear it at all, and it seemed to be more difficult than just now!
"Fool, you really should lose weight, it's not that you have big breasts, it's just that your shoulders are too thick!"
Shi Yue scratched his head shyly, and then took off the other sleeve vigorously.
"Wait, why didn't I think of that? You can change it into a sleeveless neck top! ”
Merlin wrapped the intact sleeve around her neck, circled her neck, and then used the torn broken sleeve to make a beautiful rose, but how should it be attached to it?
"That's right, fool, give me your pin, it's the one on the sequin, forget it, give me the sequins too, otherwise it's space here, wouldn't it be better to have a little decoration!"
The top that was finally modified, with the puffy dress below, Shi Yue at this time really had a feeling that made people shine.
Shi Yue looked at himself in the mirror, turned to the left, and then turned to the right.
"Fool, don't get dizzy later, how about it? My skills are good, this is called Xueba, what is it like, hurry up and get out, see if it's going to start outside, promise other people's things, don't be late, and the parrot outside, I hope it doesn't talk nonsense, in fact, it's quite suitable for her to be a welcome, no wonder you put her outside the supermarket to solicit business! ”
Shi Yue and Mei Lin were in the bathroom, a not big room, inhaling the smell and laughing happily, but in another small and confined place, a thrilling story was staged.
"Xiaofeng, how did you know that I was sitting in this court?" Feng Feng took the initiative to open the door for Xiao Chunyan, this was the first time Feng Feng had been so good to her after they broke up, and she was very flattered.
"You said it yourself!" After Feng Feng took care of the car door for Xiao Chunyan, he looked around, and then walked to the left front of the car.
"Me? I did? Xiao Chunyan tilted her head and blinked her big eyes flickering.
"Where's your bodyguard?" Feng Feng opened the car door in front of him, but he didn't get into the car for a long time.
"Something is going on at their house!"
"When is their family okay? It's better for you to dismiss such a person as soon as possible! Feng Feng quickly sat in the driver's seat and began to start Xiao Chunyan's vehicle.
"What can I do? Who would want to do that? Bodyguards are a dangerous profession! Especially a bodyguard who is a lawyer! Xiao Chunyan said with a slight bow.
"And you're going to have a hard time with them?" Feng Feng adjusted the small mirror above the car to the rear, which was just enough to see the back window.
But as soon as Xiao Chunyan raised her head, she thought that Feng Feng was looking at her, and blushed a little embarrassedly, "How can I have, I have been talking to them well!" ”
"As soon as you arrived in the courtroom, it was like a different person, and I didn't even know me anymore!"
Feng Feng had a picture in his mind of arguing with Xiao Chunyan as the lawyer of both parties in court, and it was not until the judge stopped in time that Feng Feng and Xiao Chunyan slowly eased their blushing and thick necks.
"Xiaofeng, are you saying that my six relatives don't recognize me? That's because I want to do my best to protect the interests of the parties! ”
Xiao Chunyan took out a bottle of yogurt from the back, inserted a straw, and put it in a safe place that Feng Feng could reach without affecting driving.
"What about your interests? Who maintains? ”
Feng Feng glanced at this strawberry sesame-flavored yogurt, which was the freshest one he bought for her when he was in school, getting up early every day to make a two-hour bus and going to the only yogurt customization factory in the city to buy the freshest for her, and Xiao Chunyan could see the bottle of strawberry sesame-flavored yogurt on the table as soon as she was in class.
"Xiao Feng, you wouldn't have become so bold after that incident, this is not like the lawyer Feng Feng I am familiar with! The little girls in our law firm still take you as an example, tsk! ”
In the past, Xiao Chunyan used this trick to provoke Feng Feng to catch up with his rival and become one of the top ten outstanding lawyers in Lunhong City, but now it has no effect on Feng Feng.
"I used to be bold, but look at what I've gotten now!"
"You can't think like this, there are still many benefits to being a lawyer, don't you see, the sincerity of our client's gratitude to me just now is really fulfilling!"
"And then? Thanks to you, you can risk your own life? ”
"Xiaofeng, what are you talking about? Isn't it common for us to be lawyers? It's no big deal, I'm not afraid! ”
"Yes, you're the best!"
Feng Feng looked to the right, and there were several big men holding sticks on the side of the court, holding the head of the village, without shirts.
At the same time, there was also a scuffle at the wedding scene.
"Oh my God, fool, look!"
Mei Lin and Shi Yue were stunned by the sight of their eyes and couldn't believe their eyes.
The parrot actually flew above the wedding venue.
And the line that Merlin put the parrot casually on could reach, and countless pink and white heart-shaped balls connected by this line were all pasted to the top of the venue.
The parrots are tapping the balloons one by one with their beaks, and the venue is as lively as firecrackers.
In addition to the frightened screams of children by the sound of balloons, there are also many reprimands from adults and language denunciating parrots.
The two guards just now also entered the venue and began to maintain order and catch birds.
"Fool, what are we going to do? Why don't you run now? Do you still want red envelopes? ”
"Parrot, parrot, parrot!"
"I don't think it's a fuel-efficient lamp, the two of us still think it's very good, maybe it's the supermarket owner who deliberately released it, anyway, I can't care so much, if you two really have a grudge, it is estimated that it will fly back to find you! Let's go! ”
Shi Yue's feet stood motionless, his hands still delusionally thinking that he could summon the parrot that was already approaching madness.
Mei Lin took out the strength to breastfeed, and successfully dragged Shi Yue away.
"Oh no, I forgot to buy toiletries again, Xiaofeng, the ones we bought in the supermarket, and I still have the others, but the shampoo was used up by me all at once yesterday, otherwise I have bird droppings stuck on my head, and I always feel uncomfortable, so I have to use yours!"
Feng Feng still had lingering apprehensions about what happened just now, but Xiao Chunyan was well protected by Feng Feng, and he didn't see those people chasing the vehicle behind until Feng Feng turned to the next street.
"Xiaofeng, if you don't want to, forget it, I'll drive to the supermarket and buy it myself!"
"Get it from me!"
Xiao Chunyan thought she had misheard and tugged at her ears, but Feng Feng had already gotten out of the car.
"Is your house shared? How many people are there? Komine! ”
“12!”
"What did you say?"
With Xiao Chunyan's surprise, she put on her shoes and entered the rental room, but Feng Feng didn't have any opinion, because the house was not so clean.
"In the bathroom, go get it yourself!"
"Which is the bathroom?"
Feng Feng shook his index finger at the bathroom room, but Xiao Chunyan followed the direction he pointed and came to Shi Yue's room.
At this time, Shi Yue was sitting on a chair in his room without saying a word and was angry.
"Fool, we messed up other people's weddings, it's just a smashing of the field, it's good if we didn't lose money, you just thank God! Fortunately, when the two of us ran out, we didn't trip over anything, otherwise the consequences would have been unimaginable, and you didn't see the bride's face turn green? ”
Mei Lin has been in the room like this, unilaterally chatting awkwardly.
"Shi Yue, are you unwilling? If you still want to go, you will definitely not be able to do it today, it will be easy to be discovered, who is looking for it now, then or, we will look for it tomorrow, change clothes, do you have a wig? ”
Xiao Chunyan was about to push the door into the bathroom, but when she thought of sharing 12 people, she wanted to knock on the door and ask if there was anyone inside, but she heard something outside the door that stunned her.
She muttered to herself, "They ruined someone's wedding? If these two girls are Feng Feng's girlfriends, and they are good friends themselves, then there is only one reason, they are all liars! ”
At this moment, Feng Feng felt that Xiao Chunyan had been in the bathroom for a long time and had not come out, afraid that something would happen to her, so he walked out of the room again, who knew that what he saw was Xiao Chunyan at Shi Yue's door.
"You're mistaken, the bathroom is over there, it's a roommate who shares a room, Shi Yue's room!"
Mei Lin leaned against the door of Shi Yue's room, heard the sound outside, opened the door suddenly, and saw Xiao Chunyan's wide eyes.
"You, eavesdropping on us?"