We were so close to each other that I saw her face. She's pretty good-looking, the most beautiful female ghost I've ever seen.

In fact, since my debut, I have only met two female ghosts.

I don't think she was very old when she died. I haven't had a target yet, but I haven't had a target either!

"Beauty, have you ever had a partner?" I asked with a grin.

The female ghost roared: "I'm going to kill you now, you ask me what I did with the object?" ”

This female ghost is also this fool!

"When I'm dead, let's have a partner!" I said.

The female ghost said, "I don't like you! ”

"Am I not handsome enough?" I asked.

She nodded, and a word popped out of her throat, saying, "Hmm! ”

"And you're a face-reader?"

She still grabbed me by the neck and said, "Yes! ”

"Don't you look at the character?"

"Look!"

"And what personality do you like?"

"What does it have to do with you!"

"What if, my personality meets your standards?"

"Impossible!"

"If you don't say it, how can it not be?"

"Because of the first one, you've been kicked out!"

I said, "It seems that you are really a face-reading person, in this case, even if you have a partner, it will not last long." ”

"Why?" She even asked me.

I said, "You take your hand away, I'm a little out of breath." ”

"I take my hand away, a ghost exorcism charm in your hand will kill me, you treat me as stupid!" She said.

This female ghost is really not stupid, but now I feel a little bit of a sense of her.

"You're smart, but the talisman in my hand has been broken, and it's of no use to you." I said.

As I spoke, she looked at the yellow talisman in my hand, which had been pierced by the grass in the middle.

"You'll have it on you!" She said.

I smiled and said, "I praised you for being smart just now, how can your IQ be lower now!" ”

As soon as I finished speaking, her hand tightened. I don't feel out of breath anymore.

"I ...... I have ...... on me Above...... If...... There is a ...... Target...... words, you ...... Still...... Can you still leave me...... I...... How close! It was a hard time to get out of my mouth, and I felt like it was the hardest thing I've ever said since I was born.

She said, "It seems to be too!" After that, he relieved me a little. I could finally catch my breath, but she wouldn't let go.

"Your hand is a partition that prevents the two of us from communicating feelings, please take it away!"

"Who gave you an exchange of feelings!" As she spoke, her hand grew heavier again.

I was out of breath again, and I said with difficulty, "You...... No...... Be...... Ask me ask...... Question? ”

At this point, she was a little relieved. Looks like I can't talk nonsense, or it'll really kill me.

"Okay, why do you say?" She asked.

I am secretly happy in my heart, women can't do without the word "stupid". Or you're always deceived by men!

"Why? The main thing is that you don't care about that relationship! "I said,

She said: "How I didn't care, I was so good to him!" ”

"If you want to be so good to him, he can still say about you!" I say. By this time, her hand had loosened a lot. I quietly removed her hand from my neck.

"He always calls me willful, that I am vexatious, but does he care about my feelings, he has always stayed with his friends, has he ever accompanied me?" She said with a look of resentment.

"He didn't care about your feelings, otherwise he wouldn't have broken up with you." I say. Before we knew it, the two of us were already sitting in the grass and started talking.

"I like him so much, how reluctant I was when we broke up, but he didn't hold back at all." She said.

If a man does not retain a woman in the slightest, then it means that the man has been very sad and sad. Even if the woman still loves the man, the man no longer has her in his heart.

Women will be sad, and men will be sad. Women never know how heartless a man can be when he is sad.

Love needs two people to maintain together. If, only unilaterally, then the rupture is very fast. It's like the female ghost in front of me who got it when she was alive!

"Actually, what I can't stand the most is that he actually hides something from me!" The female ghost said.

I asked, "What's the matter?" ”

"He's married, and they both have children, I've been deceived for so long, I'm really a stupid x!" The female ghost said.

I asked, "Who is this man?" ”

"Ah Feng!"

Didn't I ask the fuck knowingly? Why do other female ghosts come to pester Brother Feng? Isn't that the reason? Will you be full of food and hold on?

I'm really ashamed of what Brother Feng did now, he was completely deserved to be frightened by the ghost.

"Why did you sit up?" She asked, surprised.

I'll just say this female ghost is stupid! I feigned surprise and said, "Yes! How did I sit up, is it the power of love! ”

"Get out!" She yelled.

I feel like I'm a bit of a dead person, why don't you flirt with a female ghost!

"Then you think I'm scared of Ah Feng right now?" She asked.

I scratched my head and said, "I think you should tell me why you didn't." ”

She sighed deeply and said, "I couldn't think about it at the time, and then I committed suicide by jumping off the building, but after I died, he didn't even come to see me." ”

This shows a problem, people are just playing with you. Pull it when you're done!

"After all, you are also dead, so it's better to reincarnate early! In the next life, don't make such mistakes again. I said.

She said, "I haven't killed him yet, how can I be reincarnated?" ”

"People, there will always be evil retribution, you don't have to punish him, God will clean him up himself!" I said.

"I didn't see God cleaning him up, but helping him!"

"That means his life hasn't arrived yet, let it be!"

"Have you ever seen the wicked being punished by God?"

Her words stopped me, and it is true that I have seen many wicked people, but they have not been punished by God. Master said that the wicked will eventually be rewarded with evil.

I also seem to have only seen the stupid Brother Dong being sent away by the Nine Lives Cat Demon with a paw, and the others didn't.

"I don't know, it's just that Master said these words, and I will say these words to you, I hope you don't get angry!" I said.

She said: "I have told you a lot of things, and my heart is suddenly not so sad, I used to think about killing him, although I also said that I would kill him just now, but my heart is not so strong anymore." ”

Women really are very fickle creatures because you never know what's going on in their heads.

"Yes, you're right, I hope you can be very happy in the future!" I said.

She said, "Will I have a future now?" ”

"What's wrong?"

"I've missed reincarnation, and now I can't be reincarnated." She said.

"I can help you! Because I'm Mr. Yin and Yang! I said.

Sending ghosts to reincarnate is also a matter of accumulating virtue, that is, after I die, I can't become a yin-yang division like Master, but it's no problem to accumulate more yin virtue and be a deserter in the underworld.

I didn't expect her to laugh, and she smiled innocently. She asked me, "When can I be reincarnated?" ”

I pinched my fingers and said, "Someone has a good day next week, it's Tuesday, and you come to me then." ”

"Thank you so much!" After saying that, she hugged my head and kissed me on the mouth.

It was my first time, and I was a pure little boy.

My face turned red, and she smiled and said, "This is your first kiss, right?" ”

I didn't know what to say, but this first kiss turned out to be given to a female ghost. I'm Mr. Yin and Yang! I'm a ghost catcher!

That night, we talked for a long time. Until Uncle Zhang called me and yelled, "You still can't go to work?" ”

I came to my senses and asked her to meet next time. That night, for some reason, I felt so happy.

It's like a ship that has been adrift for a long time has found a harbor where it can dock, and even when it comes to work, it is stealing fun. Uncle Zhang looked disgusted, I guess I thought I was doing something with Brother Feng!

Later, I told Brother Feng to stop messing with flowers, but he just didn't listen. As a friend, I've said a lot.