I saw a black dragon and a fiery unicorn, chasing frantically, an old fox!

"! How did the two of them stinky hooligans get released by that bastard of Agarwood?! ”

The eyes of the roaring dog were almost not glared out by him, without him, he was really beaten too hard by these two guys.

Can you imagine a dog with a priesthood in the heavenly court.

Was it a scene of being beaten to the ground by two divine beasts with noble blood, like a street hooligan in the mortal world?

The Howling Dog will never forget the fear and shadow that was dominated by Huanhuan and Daikoku at that time.

His legs trembled, he turned around tremblingly, and walked towards Huashan.

Even if his master's orders were in a hurry, he didn't want to be targeted by two stinky rascals.

What if the two of them, after seeing themselves, give up the fox, press themselves to the ground again, and beat them up?

When the time comes, he will be a roaring dog, and he will really be famous in the Three Realms.

When I am met in the future, I am afraid that I will say it directly.

"Yo! Isn't this the roaring dog that was beaten by the divine beast at the foot of Huashan Mountain? ”

Da Hei and Huanhuan, of course, saw the Howling Dog, although they wanted to go up and greeted him cordially.

But the master has an order, and the fox must die!

So they had to dispel the idea of going up to say "hello", and continued to run wildly in pursuit, without tearing the old fox to pieces, and vowing not to give up!!

In the end, the old vixen and the big black Huanhuan disappeared one after the other.

The Howling Dog dared to stick out his head and exhaled lightly.

"Whew————, it's good that these two stinky rascals didn't take a fancy to me. Let's take one step at a time, my bumpy fate is really a tragedy. ”

.............

Ou Yangming sat at the offering table, thinking about how to drag Zhu Bajie into the water.

The temple he entered was the Jingtan Temple.

The messenger of the pure altar is Zhu Bajie, who was sealed in front of the Buddha in the West Tianling Mountain.

Speaking of Zhu Bajie's position, it's quite embarrassing.

This messenger of the altar is like a temporary department.

At the beginning, Tang Sanzang was enshrined as the Buddha of Tan Merit, there is nothing to say, one of the Western Heaven scriptures is to carry forward the Buddha, the second is to gild, the second disciple of the Buddha Jin Cicada became a Buddha, is there any problem? Even if there is a real problem, who would dare to raise it?

Sun Wukong was sealed to defeat the Buddha, then there is nothing wrong with it. How many goblins did he fight along the way, and how many troubles did he solve? Although this monkey is unruly, but the facts are in front of you, if you don't give him a Buddha, you won't be able to block the mouths of the people!

Sha Wujing was named Nan Wu Eight Treasures Golden Body Arhat, and he didn't have any inside story. Along the way, he just picked up the burden and reminded Sun Wukong that the master or the second senior brother was captured, and there were not a few times when he really fought.

There is also Sha Wujing, he can be promoted.

Above the arhat is the bodhisattva, and after the bodhisattva is the Buddha.

Although this Sha Wujing's upside doesn't seem to be very big, it is also a normal position, what if he will be "promoted and raised" one day?

But Zhu Bajie, the messenger of the Pure Altar, has some meanings of promotion without a way.

Don't think that the position of eating tribute is good, there is a lot of oil and water to be fished, and things are leisurely, which is just in line with Zhu Bajie's character.

The messenger of the pure altar, as the name suggests, is the messenger who solves the leftovers.

The world's tribute incense, the Jade Emperor and others can eat the first leisure, followed by the Buddhas and Bodhisattvas to enjoy, and finally it is Zhu Bajie's turn to clean the remaining "meals".

Can this be called fat difference? Is there really oil and water to be fished for?

Taking other people's leftovers, the tributes that the Buddha and Bodhisattva don't want to eat, and giving them to Zhu Bajie, is simply a business!

If you want to say that the only advantage of Zhu Bajie being enshrined in the Pure Altar Messenger is that he will not go hungry.

So this tired and lazy man, due to the cheating and trickery in the Western Scriptures, ended up in a position that could not be up or down.

Compared to when he was in charge of the 80,000 Tianhe Water Army, he was simply downtrodden to a certain point.

"Wow!! Barking!! ”

Xiao Hei suddenly shouted at Ou Yangming.

"You said you smelled the Howling Dogs?"

Xiao Ash has been collected by him, and as for Xiao Hei, he deliberately released it to let it breathe.

"The Roaring Heavenly Dog is here, then I can use him to create a conflict between him, Erlang God, and Heavenly Court. When the time comes, after dragging Sun Wukong into the water, I can go to Kunlun Mountain without worry! ”

After Ou Yangming finished speaking, he waved his hand at Xiao Hei.

"You go and buy me some dog meat buns and mutton buns and come back, remember, the mutton buns are taken to the urinal and soaked for a while, go and come back quickly."

"Wow!! Barking!! ”

Ou Yangming raised his hand and slapped Xiao Hei's head and scolded.

"How dare you scold me? I don't eat dog meat buns, I plan to let others eat them. Hurry up and buy it back for me, or when Da Hei and Huanhuan come back, I'll let you practice with the two of them. ”

When Xiao Hei heard this, he shuddered.

Then he spread his hooves and flew out like the wind.

It will never be, and it doesn't want to fight with Da Hei and Huanhuan's two hooligans!!

Not to mention that Ou Yangming asked it to buy dog meat buns, even if it was made into dog meat buns!

............

Ou Yangming looked at a group of people, eating the Zhengxiang Ao Chun and the three of them eating Zhu Bajie's tribute, and shook his head.

In this world, only Zhu Bajie eats other people's food and drinks other people's.

Let others eat him and drink him, until it is the first time.

I'm afraid that when Zhu Bajie sees these three guys, he will turn his nine-toothed nail rake and kill these guys who are stealing food and drink.

Bang Dang!!

The gate of the temple was pushed open from the outside, which shows that the people who came were angry.

"Who!"

Ao Chun stood up, holding a spear, he was chatting with Lilac hotly, the door was suddenly kicked open, can he be happy?

"Eating my food, sleeping in my bed, and you ask me who I am! Are you embarrassed you guys! ”

I saw that the person who came was dressed in a monk's robe and had a big belly, which was even bigger than a pregnant woman who was ten months pregnant.

The scariest thing is that this guy is holding a nail rake in his hand and a pig's head on his head!!

Ao Chun swallowed a mouthful of saliva and said cautiously.

"Big brother, it's all a misunderstanding. You said that you are a temple watcher, and it is too scary to dress up like this! ”

"Look..., look at the temple?! How can this be reasonable, I even said that I am watching the temple! Amitabha, Amitabha, abstain from anger and irritability, abstain from irritability and abstain from anger!! ”

Zhu Bajie was not seen by Ao Chun's words, and the anger exploded on the spot.

Although his altar purification envoy is not very famous, you can't say that I am a temple watcher, right?

At this time, Lilac, in order to relieve Ao Chun, she immediately opened her mouth and said.

"Big brother, it doesn't matter if you're watching the temple or not, but it's really not good to have a pig's head on your head, so let's take it off!"

Poof!!

Ou Yangming seemed to hear the sound of a knife piercing his heart.

And the source of this voice is Zhu Bajie.