Chapter 9 Scenic Men's Toilet
The senior was very happy to see the rapid barrage on the mobile phone screen.
A little carried away, he put the ramen in his hand aside, took out a cold noodle left over from last night, and brought it to Shi Yue's table.
"You eat noodles, give me the rat, I'll eat, and call me a rat killer in the future!"
The senior took a few deep breaths, then cheered himself up, and finally mustered up the courage to take the body of the mouse with his hand, and saw that the rat's head was moving back and forth.
"There is a dish in Guangdong, called three squeaks, what does it mean? It's when you use chopsticks to clamp it, squeak it, squeak it with some horserader, and then put it in your mouth, and squeak it again, but today I let you see and understand, what does it mean not to squeak, I put it in my mouth and swallow it directly, believe it or not? ”
Shi Yue sat down to eat cold noodles, and did not forget to raise his head from time to time, clapping his hands.
"Good, good, good, good, good!"
Just as the senior closed his eyes tightly and put on an open-minded posture, a loud voice stopped the next action.
"Hurry up and put it down for me, are you disgusting?"
Merlin is back, and she once again turns off the live broadcast on two mobile phones, and one mobile phone is playing the song "Itchy".
Who knows, Mei Lin made too much effort, and actually took a selfie on the tripod and turned it around in half a circle.
"Hey, hey? What are you doing? ”
The senior was stunned for a moment, and hurriedly hugged the three mobile phones.
The rat struggled to break free from his hand, fell to the ground, first fainted, and then staggered away.
"Fool, aren't you dirty, can you still eat in this place?"
Mei Lin took her bag and took Shi Yue's hand, just about to leave the noodle shop, but was pulled by a pair of hands to grab the wide plaid shirt.
"Don't think you're good-looking, that's the end of this matter, how much money do you make me lose, there have always been only two people in my live broadcast, and there are tens of thousands of people today, but you let me be discredited in front of others, what if people complain about me? Who else will come to watch me live in the future? I don't care, you have to compensate me. ”
"Lose you? Dream of your big head, I don't complain about you, even if your ancestral grave burns high incense, my brother just looked for toilets everywhere, saying that he had a bad stomach in a restaurant, is it your family? If it is, food poisoning, I'm afraid not only the store will be closed, but people will also be caught at the police station, you won't know that your sister is studying law, and so am I! Walk! Take it away, dirty! ”
Mei Lin grabbed his hand holding his clothes, pushed it away, and immediately patted it from top to bottom.
"It hurts!"
Immediately after, Merlin waved her fist at him.
"You know how it hurts, too? The sanitary environment is so poor, sooner or later it will cause people to have problems eating! At that time, your family can't eat and walk around, dodge, my brother has no paper in the toilet! ”
"You said that you are a girl, why do you have so much strength, have you learned boxing?"
The cold-faced senior really stood obediently on the side of the door and made way for a wide road.
"Male, male, male, male, toilet."
Shi Yue's reminder reminded Meilin that her brother was in the men's public toilet.
"Huh? Cold noodle killer, you go and get this pack of facial tissues and send it to the men's bathroom. ”
"I'm not going, it's all closed, how do I know which one is your brother?"
"You don't have a mouth? Won't ask? ”
"Anyway, I won't go, it's a public toilet in the scenic spot, but the flow of people is not large, and you won't be found when you go in!"
"It's so dangerous, I'm going to have to let you go!"
"Don't worry, just like you, no one dares to harass, the girl who lost contact, if only you had two of you, it would be good!"
"Wait, cold-faced killer, how do you know that the missing girl won't fight?"