Chapter 78 Xia Fan's Resentment (II)
Hearing the other party say that he had applied for a fantasy house, Yi Qi couldn't help but start a fourth examination of Xia Fan.
This time, it is an assessment of the danger.
However, looking at that round face, and... With big eyes like weeping, Yi Qi still couldn't feel the breath of danger.
However, as a guy who dares to buy a war fortress, Xia Fan is absolutely safe... can't touch it, not to mention the reason why she applied for a fantasy house, it was just because of gas.
Therefore, Yi Qi finally came to the conclusion that Xia Fan, a seemingly harmless chick from humans and animals, has the essence... It's a joke that will destroy the world if you don't agree with each other.
Thinking of Xia Fan's profession - cartoonist, Yi Qi couldn't help but show a clear look.
Comics are unrealistic in themselves, so in comics... There will always be a few, or dozens, of little monsters that want to destroy the world and are overturned by the protagonist at the end.
And Xia Fan, as a successful cartoonist, must inevitably take on the role.
Usually it's okay, no one teases... Xia Fan will naturally take on the role of a person with a sense of justice, which is the so-called protagonist.
But after being provoked, Xia Fan will instantly turn black, and then automatically substitute into the identity of the little monster, after all... The mission of the little monster is to destroy the world, so after completing the role substitution, Xia Fan can destroy the world with peace of mind and no distractions.
Thinking of this, Yi Qi found that the chick in front of him was, actually... Isn't it that hard to deal with? It's not a little dangerous, but as long as you don't play with her... That's it.
……
After thinking for a while, Yi Qi slowly walked to Xia Fan's side, tentatively rubbed her little brain, and reassured: "The fantasy house is too dangerous, why don't you return it directly after demolishing the house tomorrow!"
Well, the reason, it's better to say that it's not suitable for living. ”
As soon as the words fell, Xia Fan's expression changed from puffing out of anger to crying again, and then he hugged Yi Qi's arm and began to shake coquettishly.
"Actually, after subscribing... I regret it.
The fantasy house was so expensive that it not only drained my savings, but also overdrawn all the proceeds of the next manga.
So, I want to return it too!
However, the agreement states that it will not be refunded or exchanged! I also blamed me for being too careless and not checking the contract. ”
Yi Qiton was speechless, this is the same as buying an aircraft carrier, but not reading the manual, even the role is not clear, you buy a hammer?
However, thinking of the strange reason for subscribing to the fantasy house, Yi Qi seems to be able to understand Xia Fan again, she is not applying for the fantasy house to start a war, those terms and conditions... Naturally, there is no need to look at them one by one.
It's like buying an aircraft carrier with the purpose of just going out to sea to fish, then ... There is really not much difference between reading the manual and not reading it.
Thinking of this, Yi Qi couldn't help but show a look of pity, and then wanted to reach out to comfort the other party. Unexpectedly, his arm was hugged by Xia Fan again, and he couldn't pull it out.
Yi Qi's expression was embarrassed, so he had to say helplessly: "Forbearance is over!" Isn't it just a comic, with some savings?
Just create two more comics, and everything you've lost, you'll be back!
Even though I haven't been into the manga, the value ... I still know a little bit about it, I think... The follow-up income of any comic is enough for you to squander to death, right?
In that case, why bother? ”
"Having said that, my little money can't withstand those profiteers!" As he spoke, the flood of tears began to roll in his eyes: "Let's talk about the profiteers of the outer space office!"
When I applied for the fantasy house, they were more enthusiastic than the other, and in less than a day, they helped me complete all the formalities.
But after I signed the contract, the profiteer was like a different person, not only with a straight face on me, but also told me about the rights and interests of the fantasy house one by one, and... What obligations should the owner make.
The most odious thing is that these rights and obligations are actually linked to federal law, therefore... The Confederation can override the authority of the owner and enforce these measures directly. ”
Yi Qi doesn't want to talk now, the fantasy house is a will-level strategic weapon! It is a weapon of war used to suppress foreign rebellion, how can the federal government not strictly control it?
Similar to a small city like Black Gold City, probably... With just one shot of the Fantasy Degradation Cannon, it can be completely evaporated!
If this kind of terrifying thing is not strictly controlled, isn't it irresponsible to others?
However, before Yi Qi could complain, a soft and delicate body threw himself into his arms, followed by two soft arms... Looped around his waist, he was constantly exuding surging power.
Yi Qi lowered his head and watched... Xia Fan, who was looking up at himself and had a pitiful face, couldn't help twitching the corners of his mouth.
Instead of the wonderful touch of softness in his arms now, he has the suffocating feeling of entering the wrestling ring and being locked by his opponent's throat.
All right!
Xia Fan just hugged his waist and didn't lock his throat, but Yiqi... But I really felt suffocated, and even my legs showed signs of numbness.
In desperation, Yi Qi had no choice but to stretch out his right hand to the top of Xia Fan's head, and then clasped his middle finger with his thumb.
Boom~!
Oh~! ”
With a crisp sound, Xia Fan hugged his forehead and screamed in pain, Yi Qi ignored Xia Fan's resentful gaze, and after retracting his palm, he rubbed his slightly stubble chin.
'Well, no wonder you call me brother and keep being spoiled by me!' Sure enough, I put myself in it......
……
The brain melted down just now... Although the voice was crisp, Yi Qi basically didn't use any force, after all... He was also afraid of provoking Mao Xiafan, and then a degradable cannon hit him in the face!
However, the results are surprisingly good.
As for... Xia Fan's expression at this moment is exactly what his sister looked like when she was shot by her brother in the comics.
Since this is the case, Xia Fan's behavior makes sense.
When the other party calls him brother, he naturally takes on the role of his sister, so he shows excessive intimacy, as well as coquettishness and pretending to be pitiful for no reason.
Coquettish, generally because of dependence, and pretending to be pitiful... Probably out of fear, right?
While my sister relies on her brother, she is afraid of her brother? Seem... It's in line with the style of the manga!
Thinking of this, Yi Qi's expression couldn't help but be shocked, and then he said sharply: "Say, what's going on?" ”
Then, Xia Fan stood up honestly like a character in the comics, and then like a schoolboy who did something wrong... He lowered his head and said in a slightly crying voice: "Those black-hearted profiteers cheated me!"
Before buying, they didn't tell me that the fantasy house would use exclusive energy and that it would require regular after-sales maintenance.
The most important thing is that these rights and interests are actually written into federal law, so those profiteers can skip me on the grounds of charging and maintenance... Direct overdraft of my credit account.
My federal credit score is already more than minus 500. ”
Yi Qi couldn't help but laugh out loud, and asked seriously, "What about the federal coins?" ”
"I don't know!" Xia Fan shook his head blankly, and said with some uncertainty: "Probably... Billions of it! ”
"Deposit?"
"Uh... Overdrafts. ”