Chapter 251: Nagging......
The shark spirit had already floated back to the side of the salt lake, and he looked at Chen Wu, who was chatting with Chen Si over there, and because he bit off one of his ears, he was constantly vomiting there, and his eyes were almost bursting with fire!
It was a great shame for him to be accidentally bitten off by Chen Wu, a nobody, but now Chen Wu is obviously very disgusted, how can this look not arouse the anger in his heart! There is also the ghost that appeared next to Chen Wu, who was obviously not there before, and I don't know when it came out, but he dared to say that he may not have washed his ears in his life!
Is this possible? Is it possible?
I'm telling you, the bedroom can go to court to sue you, this is a clear personal attack! I can really go to the Sea Monster Court and sue you! It's no joke! Are you staying in the sea all your life? Is it okay for Lao Tzu to rinse his blue ears with seawater every day? It's not a shark and you don't know how much sharks love to be clean!
Half of the shark spirit's anger now is directed at Chen Wu who bit off his ear, but the other half is directed at Chen Si who is "slandering and slandering" himself! What do you mean by never washing your ears in your life?! You've never washed your ears in your life, and your whole family hasn't washed your ears in your whole life!
Chen Si noticed the approaching shark spirit, but he had no other way now, you must know that the only possibility now is that the shark spirit has some magic weapon about space, and he took Xiao Yun in. If Chen Si is not allowed to do so, there will be no way to find Xiao Yun's figure in this area......
The ocean is bigger than the land......
It's not uncommon to have some magical magic weapons inside, and the shark spirit is lucky enough to pick up a magic weapon similar to a space ring, a space bag, etc., and there's nothing to make a fuss about.
Chen Si looked at the shark essence that was staring at him angrily, and he thought to himself, you are looking for the wrong target, Lao Tzu didn't bite off your ears, I won't bite me if you bite me, who the hell knows if you wash or not......
If the shark spirit knew Chen Si's inner monologue at this moment, he would definitely be "wow, yes, yes!! He couldn't tolerate this level of insult...... I don't know why the shark spirit values his ears so much, maybe he was born to be a shark who likes his ears? Unclear and unclear......
"You will all die!!"
Regardless of whether the shark spirit heard Chen Si's inner monologue or not, anyway, when he was "floating" above Chen Si and them, his emotions were obviously out of control, and he shouted at Chen Si and Chen Wu!
However, Chen Wu's reaction was a little unexpected, he didn't care about the roar of the shark spirit at all, but asked Chen Si with a different brain circuit than ordinary people: "Can he see you?" ”
"What do you say......"
Chen Si glanced at Chen Wu and continued: "You think everyone is as useless as you...... Can't see the soul body? ”
Chen Wu's IQ and brain circuits are really a little worrying, he actually didn't analyze it from the situation where Chen Si asked him to throw the ghost record a little farther away, Chen Si was afraid that the shark spirit would find out immediately, and asked such a dispensable sentence, it was just a simple baby......
Regardless of Chen Wu, anyway, if you want to rescue Xiao Yun now, the most direct and effective way is to press the shark essence to the ground and ravage it. When the time comes, when the shark spirit loses its combat effectiveness, Chen Si can turn over as much as he wants, can he still resist? When the time comes, let alone what kind of space magic weapon it is, Chen Si can take off all his underwear......
When Chen Wu hadn't fought with the shark spirit before, Chen Si was still a little jealous of the strength of the shark spirit, and more importantly, there was no way to determine what kind of situation Xiao Yun was in before. Therefore, Chen Si tried his best to hide himself from being discovered by the shark spirit, also in order to have more hole cards.
But in the current situation, there is no need for Chen Si to hide himself, anyway, the only way is to directly knock down the shark essence. It's a little simpler and crude, but it's the most effective way to do it right now!
"Yes, we want to die, what do you want to do, give us a ride? I forgot to tell you, can't you see that I'm already dead? And I'd like to ask you a question, do you ...... shower or not" (500 words omitted thereafter.) )
Chen Si spoke like a Tang monk, and he didn't know where he learned this special skill, it definitely couldn't be given to him by the old ghost, even if the old ghost didn't speak for half a year, there might not be anything, where could he master this Tang Seng's god-level skill...... Basically, Chen Si realized it himself, maybe it was in that rainy weather, maybe it was when it was just thundering and it didn't rain that day, who could say it clearly.
However, Chen Si's multi-mouth attack obviously reaped the results, and the shark spirit didn't wait for Chen Si to finish speaking, and then said "Wow, yes, yes!! He roared.
Chen Si saw the stitches and said:
"Oh, buddy, you whoa!! Where did you learn it?,It's very imposing.,Can you teach me.,But I declare in advance.,If the tuition is too expensive, I won't learn.,You know.,I'm having a hard time now.,There's nowhere to make money.,And you have to raise this guy with a super big amount of food.,It's him.,Look at the direction of my finger.,That's right.,It's the guy who bit your ear off just now.。 Not only do you hate him, but I also hate him, I hate why he eats so much, it's just terrible, and the money on me is basically spent by him, so I have to go to the show when necessary. Oh, by the way, you've been living in the sea, do you know what a show is, do you want me to explain it to you in detail, let me tell you that I went to Baidu last time to check the official explanation of the show art, I understand......"
"Shut up! Nima's !!!!!! Shut up!!! ”
Chen Si's words were interrupted again by the annoyed and angry shark spirit, this shark spirit is really polite, actually when Chen Si was chattering there, he also stopped in the air, did not launch any attack on Chen Si or Chen Wu, but just listened quietly there, I don't know if he received a good etiquette when he was a child......
Chen Si looked at the shark spirit and said again: "Let me tell you, it is very rude for you to interrupt others like this, and it is ......."
Seeing that Chen Si was about to continue chattering, the shark spirit had not yet launched an attack, but Chen Wu, who was beside Chen Si, couldn't help it, and jumped up directly, rushing towards the shark spirit in his mouth. Chen Wu obviously couldn't bear Chen Si's chatter, but he couldn't tell Chen Si to "shut up" anything, so he could only express his thoughts with his actual actions and interrupt Chen Si's chatter.
Chen Si looked at Chen Wu who rushed out and said a little helplessly: "You are still too tender, you should wait until his mood is more irritable, and then ...... attack"
However, this time Chen Si did not continue, but followed Chen Wu, who had already launched an attack, and rushed towards the shark spirit. What makes people feel very strange is that at this time, the shark spirit looked at Chen Wu's eyes with obvious gratitude, could it be that Chen Si's chatter just now really caused him so much psychological damage? …… That's a sin......
Maybe the words that the shark spirit has heard in his life may not add up to the words that Chen Si just talked about......
The fact that the shark spirit didn't use any spells when he fought Chen Wu before didn't mean that he wouldn't use any spells now. Just now, the shark spirit and Chen Wu were completely relying on their own physical strength to fight, and now, the shark spirit should also be obedient, after all, when he had a hard encounter with Chen Wu just now, he suffered a secret loss and was bitten off by Chen Wu, and it is estimated that this time he will no longer be obsessed with any physical confrontation, but should actively use his own spells!
Sure enough, when Chen Wu just rushed in front of the shark spirit, a water curtain instantly condensed in front of the shark spirit, surrounding him, and the most important thing was to perfectly defend against Chen Wu's attack!
With Chen Wu's physical fitness, there was no way to defend against the shark spirit's current spell to the extent of breaking the spell with force, so Chen Wu's attack this time could only end in failure. Although he didn't take any damage, there was no way to do any damage to the Shark Spirit!!
This was the first time that the shark spirit used a spell when fighting Chen Wu, and when he found that Chen Wu was immediately deflated, he immediately reacted a little, and said to Chen Wu with some surprise: "You don't know how to use spells?" "At this moment, the shark spirit's inner os does not feel that Chen Wu is weak, but that Chen Wu is simply a monster! A person who doesn't know how to spell at all can actually rely on his own physical fitness to go head-to-head with a ghost fairy-level shark spirit! This isn't what a monster is!
You must know that the shark spirit is a character who can break the city wall with one punch just by virtue of his physical fitness, and Chen Wu does not have any mana blessing for his physical fitness, his physical fitness has actually reached the point where he can have the upper hand in the battle with the shark spirit, what kind of terrifying potential is this!
The shark spirit obviously thinks deeply, for the future, Chen Wu's potential is indeed very terrifying, but for the present, this is a fatal shortcoming of Chen Wu! Once the shark spirit uses the spell and is no longer obsessed with the strength of the body, then when he faces Chen Wu again, he will already be in an undefeated position, even if the shark essence's body is still injured at this time!
"No, no, what's wrong?!"
Chen Wu has always been very unconcerned about the fact that he can't practice magic and can't practice magic, as soon as this shark spirit said this, he was very upright and lifted his old bottom, so that the shark spirit could be very sure that Chen Wu really didn't know any magic!
"Hahaha, you're dead!"
For Chen Wu's kindness for interrupting Chen Si's chatter, a character like the shark spirit obviously didn't remember it deeply, but just showed a little bit of his eyes in the previous time to express his gratitude. Now that he learned that Chen Wu didn't know how to spell, the shark spirit immediately laughed, and in his eyes, he would definitely win this battle!!
But......
How so......
Little shark shark, have you forgotten someone......
Chen Si opened his mouth very timely to correct the shark spirit's slip of the tongue: "Kill your sister!" Die! You're dead! ”
As Chen Si's voice came, the water curtain in front of the shark spirit that perfectly protected his body instantly collapsed, Chen Si's original strength was indeed a little weaker than the shark spirit, but now I don't look at what the situation is, the shark spirit is seriously injured, and he dares to be so arrogant in front of the two of them, isn't that just looking for a draw......
After Chen Si solved the shark essence's protective spell in an instant, he then turned his head and shouted to Chen Wu: "Lao Tie, beat him!" Slap in the face! Only a slap in the face! ”
Chen Wu didn't understand what Chen Si meant by Lao Tie, but he understood what Chen Si said later, that is, he told himself to go up and smoke the shark essence's face, and not to hit any other parts of the face except the face. Okay, then do it......
So Chen Wu, who fell back to the ground, jumped up again at a very fast speed!
Before Chen Wu jumped up, Chen Si set up a small ban on the shark spirit's side, which was the kind that could easily make dozens of them. In the blink of an eye, there are about forty of them, and the shark spirit can't say that he is very interested in these prohibitions, but it can't be said that he can completely ignore them, and if he forcibly destroys them, his body will be hurt after all!
In other words, Chen Si's forty or so prohibitions restrained the hands and feet of the shark spirit in the blink of an eye, so that he could not move at all, but it would take a certain amount of time to regain his free movement. To be clear, it takes about a second or two!
But in front of Chen Wu's speed, one or two seconds was enough for him to do a lot of things that the shark spirit couldn't catch, such as...... Hoo slap, dozens of slaps......
Chen Wu really followed Chen Si's instructions perfectly, except for his face, he didn't touch any other parts, and dozens of slaps slammed into the shark spirit's face within a second or two. Hey, it's really, don't say it, this slap feeling, that's really amazing!
The texture on the face of the shark essence was vividly expressed when he was slapped by Chen Wuhu, it was simple, and it didn't feel too comfortable! Chen Wu has finished calling dozens of them, and he wants to call dozens more, but it's a pity that the shark spirit broke free from Chen Si's prohibition and regained the ability to move freely, so Chen Wu can no longer slap as he wants.
Moreover, Chen Wu's time to stay in the air has also arrived, so he can only obediently fall back to the ground again!
Looking at the shark essence again, the swollen face at the moment can no longer be said to be a shark, it should be a pig face, or the face of a very fat pig. When the pig is fat, it will be pulled out to be slaughtered and sold for meat, and the current appearance of the shark essence is that of a pig to be slaughtered, a shark pig......