Chapter 929: Flying Car
"Okay, good idea, I'm going to go to King Yama and ask why his subordinates are so filthy and shameless!"
Lin Xi was overjoyed, and stretched out his hand to catch the ghost pawn who had been fixed by Ding Ermiao before.
But Lin Xiruo's soul, after all, has limited cultivation, and he can't pull that guy at all.
"Sister, I'll help you ......" Ding Ermiao smiled and snapped out a few soul-fixing spells.
Lin Xiruo felt the change in his own strength, he was both surprised and delighted, and without thinking about it, a severed grandson kicked between the legs of the ghost.
With a scream, the ghost's already painful eyes fell to the ground, and then he fainted.
"Playing dead?" Ding Ermiao sneered, and a palm thunder woke up the ghost pawn again.
"Spare your life, if the Son of Yin knows that we are committing female ghost criminals, we will taste the torture of hell all over the time......," the two ghost pawns burst into tears and pleaded.
Ding Ermiao was about to arrest them to see the old ghost in the horse face, but he was pulled behind him.
When I turned around, it was the south gate that finally rushed over.
"Ahem...... Brother Ermiao, don't make a big deal of it." Nanmen Wuxuan glanced at him and said in a low voice: "If you make trouble with my brother-in-law, these two ghost pawns will naturally be unlucky, but you will also be held responsible." ”
Uh, ......, Ding Ermiao suddenly came to his senses and couldn't help but be stunned.
Just now, I was busy venting my anger to Sister Police Hua, but I forgot about my private invasion of the ghost gate.
It is a sin to enter the underworld in the true body. Later, before the ghost gate was closed, he didn't open the altar to draw talismans, didn't chant mantras, and didn't say a word of greeting, so he broke in, which was the second crime.
If King Qin Guang knew about it, he would be punished for the two crimes, and he would inevitably suffer.
What's more, if Lin Xi died, he hasn't asked clearly. The top priority now is not to go to the horse-faced old ghost to fight a lawsuit, but to find a way to make the police flower sister return to the yang!
"Then, Brother Nanmen, what do you say?" Ding Ermiao hesitated for a moment and asked.
Those two ghost pawns naturally knew that the south gate was unharmed. After all, Nanmen Wuxiao is the uncle of the capital city, and in their eyes, he is like a big man.
Now seeing Uncle Guo and Ding Ermiao calling them brothers, the two ghost pawns were even more frightened, kneeling and crawling forward, hugging the unharmed feet of the south gate, and even calling for help.
"Don't make any noise!" Nanmen raised his feet and kicked the two ghost pawns to the side, paced back and forth a few steps, and said to Ding Ermiao: "These two ghost pawns, forget it, let them go first, how about it?" ”
"Thank you, Uncle Guo, for begging for ...... for us," the two ghost pawns thanked them a thousand times.
"These two dog things, I can let them go. But what about my sister? I'm going to get her back. Ding Ermiao said.
The south gate was unharmed, and his face was difficult, and he said:
"It's impossible, ordinary people enter the ghost gate, where can they turn back? What's more, this person was brought in by your Maoshan Road, and now, the guide has arrived on the desk of the Son of Heaven's Mansion. When the ghost offender will be brought to justice, when he will be tried, and when he will be matched, the time has already been set......"
"I don't care, I must get her out, she's so young, she can't die!" Ding Ermiao waved his hand and said categorically.
"Yes, yes, I want to go back, I haven't fallen in love yet, I haven't married yet, I haven't had children yet, and I haven't fulfilled my obligations to society. I can't die, I'm going back. ”
Lin Xiruo also reacted, hugged Ding Ermiao and said, "Ermiao, you take me back, take me away!" ”
Nanmen Wuxian hurriedly waved his hand, signaling Ding Ermiao and Lin Xiruo to whisper, and then said: "Hurry up and dispel this idea, otherwise there will be a big disaster immediately!" Besides, this is Huangquan Road, can you come and go as you want? ”
Ding Ermiao was so anxious that he stomped his feet and said, "I'll go back, open the altar, and then come down and take my sister up." ”
Nanmen Wuxiao shook his head slightly, frowning and silent.
"What do you mean by shaking your head all the time?" Ding Ermiao asked with a glare.
"You, don't think too much about it now, ask how your sister died. If she dies too miserably, she may not know what her body will look like now, and the glue can't be put together, so don't think about anything. The physical body can't be used, even if the king of Jizo lets her go back to return to the yang, her soul has no return, and she still can't do it. ”
Ding Ermiao suddenly realized, grabbed Lin Xiruo's shoulders, and asked, "Sister, how did you die, tell me quickly, is your body intact?" ”
"I was chasing a fugitive, and when I was racing with the fugitive, I was shot in the front wheel of the car and the tire burst. Then I didn't hold my way, and rushed headlong into the river. ”
Lin Xiruo hugged Ding Ermiao and didn't let go, and said, "I'm suffocating, my body must be fine." As long as you get my soul back and stuff it into my body, I can jump alive! ”
Nanmen Wuxian sneered and said, "Miss, you were fine at the time, it doesn't mean that you are okay now." I don't know how many days you've been dead, but needless to say, your body must have been in the funeral parlor by now, or ......, and had been burned to ashes. ”
Ding Ermiao and Lin Xiruo were stunned at the same time, and their faces also changed together.
Not to mention cremation, even in the freezer room in the funeral home, the body is frozen for a few days, and it can't be wanted.
"I don't know how many days I've been dead...... Lin Xiruo cried, hugged Ding Ermiao and said:
"Ermiao, what can I do about this? Am I really going to stay in this cold hell place and never get out for the rest of my life? ”
However, the south gate was unharmed and added fuel to the fire, saying: "Three days to know death, five days to know burial, seven days to look at the hometown." Based on your current state, you've been dead for at least five days! ”
Ding Ermiao forced himself to calm down, waved his hand, and said:
"It's impossible, I came down yesterday and it's been less than a day. If Sister Police Flower had died before yesterday afternoon, then I would have received a call. I was at the farmhouse for the past few days and my phone was always on! ”
"Oh......, that's also possible, even when your sister died, that Wanshu Gao immediately opened the altar and recited a mantra to guide the road, so your sister was escorted over by the ghost guards...... Nanmen said unharmed.
Ding Ermiao gritted his teeth with hatred and scolded: "Damn Wan Shugao, wait for me to go up and break his legs!" ”
"It's none of Wan Shugao's business, even if Wan Shugao doesn't interfere, after three or five days, your sister will still be sent down by other Mr. Geographies." The south gate was unharmed and asked Wan Shugao again: "There are too many geography gentlemen in the world, which larger village does not have one?" ”
Lin Xiruo was even more anxious and said:
"Don't blame Wan Shugao now, send me back quickly. Even if I don't have a physical body after I go back, I'll float in the world like this, and I'll be with the green beads as a companion, it's better than staying here. I don't know anyone here, I'm so lonely......"
(Dissertation College)