"Are you going to perm your hair? I'm a human, not a lion, not a dog, and I look like a curly-haired poodle now! ”

The little brother of the barbershop, who didn't dare to move, let his feet pull up and vacate the air, but his mouth was not idle and kept begging for mercy, "Master, you are angry, I will repair it for you again!" ”

"Get out of the way! I'll let you look at this and get it for me, right? ”

Once again, the owner took out a photo of the chartered woman from his arms.

"But you are the master, this is the lady!"

"Why do I sound so awkward, we are not a family, I let you give me momentum, you look at me now, I look like I am so happy, can you do it? It's been a blessing that your family hasn't been beaten for a long time, and it looks like you're alive today! ”

At this time, the washing, scissors and blowing brother had already hit the rotating crystal chandelier.

The little brother shook his hair, and slightly sorted out the whirlpool in front of his hair with his hands, he has a bottom line that can be changed at any time, his head can be broken, blood can flow, and his hairstyle can't be messy.

"Master, my barber shop is a new shop with a big discount, is to try to cut it, but not all dissatisfied, a few days ago there was a lady, as soon as she entered the house, she began to sleep on our stool, I persuaded her friend, I said I cut down, she woke up and was not satisfied, complained about me, what should I do? Who knew that after the cut, the customer was simply satisfied, you know how happy you cry non-stop, right? It was a tear of great happiness, and there was nothing more exciting for us barbers than that moment......"

"I said you just cut my hair, like a truckload of doping, that's what you said you could do in 10 minutes?"

"Your hairstyle is also the most popular this year, non-mainstream, second head, madam, no! Master, you go with the flow, the fire hits the brain, it's not good for the heart! Otherwise, I'll give you a foot massage! ”

"you, I don't have time, I'm going to collect rent now, and I'll teach you a lesson another day!"

The owner angrily came to the bungalow he rented to others, with his hands on his waist, holding his big belly, and shouting with his neck stretched.

"What about the tenant who just called me? Come out, where is the crack in the door? It's your teeth that are big! I don't think I'm looking for anything! ”

"Dangdang! Bang bang bang! ”

The owner of the house began to knock on Shi Yue's door with his hands, occasionally kicking his legs.

"Are you paying your rent? If you don't pay it, I'll knock out your front teeth! Open the door! ”

Shi Yue was in his room, carefully inspecting the doors that had been locked several times, but he was still trembling.

"You are the owner of the house, I found you, just tell me if you have anything! No need to ship to others! ”

Feng Feng was walking out of his room, walking through the courtyard, and walking outside the door to take out the garbage.

"Are you her partner?"

The owner of the house turned around, and Feng Feng saw a large gold necklace that was shining brightly.

"IMHO, this hairstyle is not for you!"

"Why am I talking to you!"

"I don't talk to people who have a lot of words, you go back first, cover your temper, and come back!"

"Are you alright, brother? But you called me here, and I said tomorrow, I will perm my hair today, you have to let me come today, I have a total of these three hobbies, smoking, drinking, and perming my hair! As a result, I now have a second child, my wife is not allowed to smoke the cigarette, and the wine can only drink some fruit beer, and now you are stopping me? What is the meaning of my life? Originally, I got it downstairs in our house, and people said that it was scalded like the same as Luhan, but you called me, and they burned half of it, saying that they could only burn it like a charter man if they left now, and they could only be ironed like a charter man, I thought about it, and it seemed imposing, and asked a family to do it the fastest, and they said it would be done in 10 minutes, you look at my head? My scalp is so hot for me, now you let me go back first, believe it or not, Lao Tzu let you find your teeth all over the ground today! ”

"Causing two or more teeth to fall out or break is suspected of intentional injury and shall be sentenced to up to three years imprisonment."

"Hey! Okay, boy! If I don't teach you a lesson, you don't know how many eyes Erlang God has! ”

"Three, and one more on the forehead!"

"You said this I remembered, if you were the object of the housemaid, you would pay him rent, knowing how many months she owed? 3 months, if the phone bill is shut down early, I'm interesting enough, endure it until now, hey? This little girl is amazing, now lock the door and don't let me in, my house, I want to enter whichever house I want, I will go into whichever house, I am willing to go to the toilet here, I will see who dares to care about me! ”

"You've already rented it to us, it's our legal residence, and if you're still here, we can blast you out! I'm a lawyer at Bixia Law Firm, Feng Feng! ”

"Lawyer? You think I haven't seen a lawyer? Lawyers live in villas, drive luxury cars, and are surrounded by beautiful women, why don't you brag about it? ”

Feng Feng didn't want to be endlessly entangled with the landlord, but the matter had come to this point, so he would go straight to the point.

"Here! The toilet, and the door to the room, why is the wood underneath it zigzag, who bit it, is it a rat? ”

"I'm biting, why don't I get up in the middle of the night and grind your teeth, I'm a vampire, okay? Is it over? What more questions, barrister, by the way, I want to ask, if I sue her, how will you charge? That's the Erlang God! ”

The owner of the house pointed to the door of Shi Yue's room and shouted.

"I don't take care of the affairs of the Heavenly Court, you can go to the heavens and tell the Jade Emperor by yourself!"

"Holy! Give you face you don't want! Okay, okay, I think your teeth are okay? Usually use cold sour spirit, I will save you some toothpaste, and in the future, you will use your facial cleanser to stroke, and you will be done, just like washing your head, don't thank me, please call me Uncle Lei Feng! ”

"Bang!"

Shi Yue heard the sound of someone falling to the ground outside, and then Shi Yue's door was opened a little slit, first covering his eyes with his hands, then opening his fingers little by little, and finally opening his eyes.

From between his fingers, Shi Yue saw a splash of blood on the ground, and there seemed to be a small white particle.

fainted to the ground in an instant, and when Shi Yue woke up again, he was accompanied by "Bum Wow, Bum Wow Wow!" ".

The 120 ambulance had arrived, and I vaguely saw a person being carried on a stretcher!

"Lawyer Feng Feng of His Majesty's Law Firm, I remember you, you wait for me, I will never let you go, I will come back!"

At this moment, the tenants of several other rooms slowly walked out of the room and gave Feng Feng a thumbs up.

Shi Yue had been bored in the room for a night, and just wanted to come out of the room and go to the courtyard to breathe, when he heard another voice gradually approaching.

"Wow, wow, wow!"

"I just received the police, who is lawyer Feng Feng from Bixia Law Firm? Come with us! ”

Shi Yue hurriedly closed the door and locked it, and the tenants outside also hid their thumb behind them one after another, and were taken away to assist in the investigation.

In the huge rental house now, there are only Shi Yue and a few soft girls.

After the police took Feng Feng away, it didn't take long for Shi Yue to cover her eyes from the room and run out of the edge of the wall, for fear of seeing the blood on the ground or stepping on the tooth that had been knocked off.

But just as he was about to call Merlin's last number, he stopped his finger. Because Meilin said that she hates people disturbing her sleep the most.

At this moment, Shi Yue put down the phone, held his head, and said silently in his mind over and over again, "Touch, touch the hair, the hair is scared, no!" ”

But as she slowly balanced her breathing and closed the door gently, she noticed a small advertisement on the public phone booth.

"Professional new house scraping, old house renovation, shoveling wall skin, painting latex paint, pasting wallpaper, smashing the wall, please contact the phone ......"

"Hello, did you contact me last night? I can't quite hear what you're talking about, but I came here today to take a look, is it this house? If yes, I advise you, it's better to buy a new building, there is no need to build it at all, eldest sister, you know plastic surgery, right? ”

Shi Yue nodded vigorously.

"If you put the house on the house, it is equivalent to a whole face of plastic surgery, then I advise you to give up! I guess you have some misconceptions about the nature of my work, do you know what I do? ”

"I, I am, one by one, stucco, craftsman......"

"Paint, right? That's about the same, the little brother is not skilled, and he is only a shallow learner, I really can't do this job! ”

"No, it's not, it's this!"

"Beauty, beauty, beauty!"

"Fool, what are you doing here? Didn't you tell you not to come to our house? How dangerous, my mother and my brother have gone for a walk with my sister-in-law, if there are still people pulling you on this street, I can't save you! That Aunt Wang...... Who's the one behind you? What is he doing with a kitchen knife? I have no grievances with you, Shi Yue, you can tell you in good conscience, we are in this year of the training class, is it even if I am the best for you, although you treat me in general, I know about the black plastic bag, I admit that I blame you a little, but it is only for a short while, I, I, I promise you, I will never call you a fool again, you let me live, okay? I have infinite good days in the future, and I want to be a barrister, so that I can share half of the money I earn......"

"Hmm!"

Shi Yue agreed very happily, and after that, he commanded the little brother who shoveled the wall.

"Up there, here......"

The little brother who shoveled the wall, knocked away Mei Lin who blocked his view, and then first used the hair roll in one hand to wet the wall, and then, it was effortless to use the kitchen knife in the other hand!

"What is this for? Are you shoveling wall skins? I think you're going to smash the wall, our old house is very fragile, don't break the wall, then it's a big trouble! ”

"No, no matter what, can it be broken compared to the eldest sister's family? By the way, 300 yuan, pay first! ”

"You still want me to take the money, stop it quickly, who let you come?"

Shi Yue took out 300 yuan from his trouser pocket and gave it to the little brother who shoveled the wall, and he held it in his mouth!

But Meilin was very puzzled, "Fool, where did you get the money?" ”