School has started.

For many students, this is both joyful and sad.

Being able to meet friends from classmates (this is a minority), or looking forward to a new life and atmosphere after being classified, or maybe finally meeting the object of your crush...... The part about joy is different for everyone.

But the sad places are often the same. For example, I didn't finish my summer homework. Or maybe they don't have a real sense of the fast-passing holiday, and they are immersed in the mood of remembrance.

Shi Zuo is the exact opposite of all these things.

He doesn't grieve for the end of the summer holidays - summer vacations with willow smoke are hell; Nor did he expect anything from the colorful life on campus.

For him, the concept of "starting school" is no different from "eating" and "drinking", except that the latter is to maintain the biological stability of human beings, and the former is to maintain the social stability of human beings.

He's a pure anomaly, a devil in human skin—the most powerful proof of this is that on the third day of the summer vacation, he had completed a mountain of summer homework before entering the third year of high school.

Looking at the panicked and scurrying students in the classroom, dying for the unfinished summer homework, he should be as happy as a winner in life who has reached the top.

But he didn't.

There are two reasons for this.

One of them is because of people, people whose name is Zhang Tianyou.

Zhang Tianyou is a person, sunny looking, cheerful, ambitious, and informal-but a stinky and shameless annoying spirit.

Since he was assigned to the same table with him last year, and he copied his homework for a month, Zhang took this opportunity to unilaterally announce that he and Shi Zuo had become good friends forever.

If Liu Yanshi's existence is like a sword of Damocles hanging above his head forever and falling at some point, then Zhang Tianyou is like a stinky and sticky piece of kraft candy pasted on his face.

And now, Kraft Candy is in the same class as him again.

Kraft was sitting in her seat at the other end of the classroom, casting an affectionate look at him from afar. Shi Zuocai's heart was surrounded by a faint trace of sadness.

Another reason for his grief is also because of one person.

Women, transfer students, and people who were completely unexpected.

According to the routine in the novel, there is a good chance that this mysterious visitor from outside the world will be the one who said goodbye to him yesterday and got on the plane.

But the reality is far more bizarre and absurd than fiction.

Because the person who transferred to the young light is the well-known "national sister...... Fu Yinger.

There is no one who does not know her. From "Happy Family", from "Never Meet", or from the closing ceremony of Shangjiu half a month ago.

However, when she appeared at the door of the classroom, was introduced by the head teacher, and wrote those three words on the blackboard, the class still completely exploded.

Everyone was whispering: either excited or curious. The boys looked at her like a donkey in heat.

Shi Zuocai also looked at her fixedly. A heart gradually sank to the bottom.

The person who should have appeared on TV stood in front of them alive, and inexplicably transferred from the best middle school in Guangzhou to this private high school that is easier to find than the bottom of the rankings, such a bizarre thing, no one can understand.

Shi Zuocai didn't understand either. But the "trouble radar" in his head had begun to buzz incessantly, making him so irritated that he wanted to quit the school immediately, leave the school, or open the window and jump down and leave this world.

The classroom was still noisy. Shi Zuocai sighed deeply in his heart, opened the notebook, and wrote a line on the title page.

"Life is a long-lasting headache in the middle of the street."

After that, they took turns to introduce themselves on stage, the class teacher talked about the arrangements for the third year of high school, and the routine college entrance examination cheered. Shi Zuocai remained autistic throughout the whole process and lived like a year.

After the class meeting, Zhang Tianyou, who couldn't sit still, stood up and rushed to Shi Zuocai's side excitedly. Only then did Shi Zuo realize that the catastrophe was coming, and he also stood up expressionlessly.

Zhang Tianyou's greeting hands were raised, and when he saw Shi Zuo Caiguang, he rushed out of the classroom, and the words that were not spoken were stuck in his throat.

He blinked innocently, glancing at Shi Zuocai's seat.

After washing his face in the toilet and calming down, Shi Zuo let out a deep breath of turbidity, and after thinking about it again, he still dispelled the idea of letting the deputy personality substitute teach.

He did not go straight back to the first class, but went in the opposite direction, intending to avoid the limelight.

Escaping can avoid ninety percent of trouble, and the rest just need to turn a blind eye. He is a firm believer in this.

Take a look at the scenery and kill time. Wait until the bell rings and then go back to the classroom. No matter how much Zhang Tianyou is entangled, he can't affect himself.

But things don't always work out as planned. Life is like this, and life is even more so.

Feeling the hand that suddenly put on his shoulder, Shi Zuocai sighed secretly in his heart, and he was mentally prepared to face trouble.

But when he turned his head, he realized that he was too naïve about life.

Despite the continuous troubles, Shi Zuocai has always had a glimmer of hope for his peaceful high school life.

Until he saw the person standing behind him, it was Liu Yanshi.

His eyes are bright, his skin is as white as snow, and he always has that unpredictable sweet smile on his face.

"Shi Zuocai, from now on, I will ask you for more advice."

Her eyes were crooked into crescents.

Shi Zuo felt a throbbing pain in his stomach.

"Liar."

"Huh?"

"You're a fake."

"I'm real." Liu Yanshi blinked.

"It's a nightmare."

Liu Yanshi didn't speak, and reached out to pinch the soft flesh on Shi Zuocai's hand, and Shi Zuocai's face turned pale for a while: "It hurts." ”

She laughed, "It seems that you are not dreaming. ”

"I look at the ticket you bought."

"I didn't say that I had to get on the plane if I bought it."

"Two thousand for one ticket."

"What's wrong with two thousand?" Liu Yanshi pouted: "It's hard to buy me happy." ”

She grinned again and rushed to the left with a scissorhands:

"I won! Hum. ”

Shi Zuocai weakly clutched his stomach and walked to the classroom. Liu Yanshi didn't stop him, and watched him leave with a smile in his hands, and at the end, he shouted:

"Shi Zuocai, see you after class~ I'll wait for you!"

The classmates in the corridor frequently looked sideways, and many of them were surprised how this new beautiful transfer student could have a relationship with the notoriously cold-faced pervert, and Shi Zuo felt that he was about to melt.

With this sentence, he can be a campus star for a long time. Ten levels of trouble, murder and heart. He heard his soul weeping.

When he returned to the classroom, Zhang Tianyou happened to be absent. Shi Zuocai breathed a sigh of relief, sat back in his seat, and before he could recover his senses, his eyes swept to the notes on the table, and he was stunned.

Below the sentence he had just written, Zhang Tianyou wrote it in crooked handwriting:

- Lu Xun