Take a break every hour or two of walking, and take a break every hour or two.

Wading through streams and rivers, through patches of woods, where the grass was knee-deep in many places, walked slowly with sticks, stepping on footprints.

After walking for most of the day, the sun became steeper and steeper, and it was already noon from the beginning of the east to the time when the sky was shining.

After four or five hours of climbing the mountains, the four of them gradually became tired and hungry.

The fat man called, "Big brother, I haven't eaten breakfast yet, so I've walked so far." I can't really walk now, and if I don't give me food, I won't leave. "Tiredly holding on to the stick and hanging down.

Although Tong Xiaolai was anxious, he wanted to rush to that place as soon as possible to find out.

Tong Xiaolai has always had a question, what is the central controller he bombed for? What the hell are they emitting outward? And why has the area around the village changed? Tong Xiaolai was sure that the place they saw from the hillside was the village, but the situation had changed, and they had to rush to the scene as soon as possible to find out what was going on.

By noon, everyone was hungry, and there was still a long way to go, and Tong Xiaolai couldn't ignore the feelings of the people. And he's hungry himself, so he really should find something to cushion it.

The things he brought were all in the bag, Tong Xiaolai took off the bag on his back, held it in his arms, and reached into it with one hand to find out what was delicious in the backpack.

Tong Xiaolai opened the bag, but felt that the bag was very light, and the inside was empty.

He rummaged and searched through it with his hands. Everyone expects him to pull out some good stuff.

Tong Xiaolai touched around, and found something that was hard and hard. Tong Xiaolai thought to himself, there is something!

Tong Xiaolai happily grabbed it out and looked at it, only to find that he had pulled out a high-explosive grenade. This is the last thing in Tong Xiaolai's bag. Tong Xiaolai handed the grenade to the fat man, and said with a little embarrassment: "Brother, the eldest brother is the only one left, I don't know if it suits your appetite?" ”

The fat man looked at the bomb in a daze, then looked at Tong Xiaolai again, and said, "So? Big brother, do you think I'm in the way? Then I'm going to die, the brotherhood in this life is over, goodbye! ”

Tong Xiaolai saw that the situation was not good, and shouted: "Slow! ”

Fatty: "Why, do you want to die with me?" ”

Tong Xiaolai searched his whole body, finally found a chewing gum that he had chewed before, and said with an ambiguous expression: "Fatty, you can eat this." You can rest assured, the taste is still there, the breath is fresh, and you and I are closer. ”

The fat man said sadly: "I think I'd better eat the bomb, at least the bomb won't have a fresh breath." You and I have finished our brotherhood in this life, goodbye! ”

"Wait!" Tong Xiaolai shouted again.

Tong Xiaolai watched the fish swim around in the river, and said thoughtfully, "Why don't we catch fish and eat them today?" My brother gave you a fish to eat. ”

The fat man said with a hypocritical face: "Big brother, this river is so deep, how can you catch it?" I don't even have the strength to eat fish now, so how can I catch fish? You and I have finished our brotherhood in this life, goodbye! ”

Tong Xiaolai: "Alright, alright, alright!" The bomb and the gum are both for you, this is all right? ”

Fat man: "Well, for your unsympathetic sake, I'll forgive you." ”

The old man took out the last bit of compressed biscuits, gave them to the nine-year-old Tong Xiaolai, and said, "Don't pay attention to them, they are sick, let's eat and catch fish together." ”

When I was in the rhombus cone, I was busy walking, and many things fell there, including some clothes, weapons and ammunition, survival supplies and food, all fell on it, and even the last bomb was left with good luck.

They came to a small river beach, and there was sand and gravel on the beach, and there was a big tree on the right side of the sand, and along the right side of the small river beach there was a river, and there were large and small fish swimming in it, and it was noon in the scorching sun.

Standing on the edge of the river beach, Tong Xiaolai stared stupidly at the fish swimming around in the river, looking at it, and said, "This fish is so smart, it can still run?" How is it different from the usual situation at home lying on a plate and being eaten? ”

Boss: "So, what else?" ”

Tong Xiaolai: "I think it should braise itself and run into my mouth." ”

Boss: "......"

Tong Xiaolai: "Fatty, don't you think?" This fish is too hypocritical, and we still want to catch it. I've never seen such a pretentious fish. ”

The fat man nodded deeply: "Yes." What the eldest brother said makes sense. ”

There was no way, I was hungry, even if the fish was too hypocritical, I had to catch it, so I had to go down to the river to catch the fish.

One after another, the four stripped naked, stripped off their pants, and jumped naked into the river to catch fish. I was messing around, crawling in the river, trying to catch a fish, but unfortunately, I didn't catch it.

The fat man is so good-hearted, and if he doesn't have the skills to catch fish professionally for 20 years, he can't do it.

"Hey, you can't even catch a fish, you really are, what use do I want you? If I can't catch it, I don't care if you can't catch it. They all said that you don't want to learn from me, don't learn from me, you take me as an example, now it's okay, you haven't caught a single fish, what do you eat at noon? Tong Xiaolai shrugged, shook his head and sighed, "Alas, young man, you can't do it." ”

Fat man: "Big brother, what else do you do besides pretending to be forced?" ”

Tong Xiaolai felt that he was suddenly stabbed in the back: "You ......"

The fat man worried, "If there is no fish, what will we eat?" I didn't have anything to eat at noon. ”

Tong Xiaolai: "It's okay, it's really not good, we still have a grenade." ”

Fat man: "Big brother, I'm in a hurry with you if you carry a grenade again!" ”

The old man suddenly understood: "Yes, why didn't I think of it? We can use grenades to fry fish! ”

Tong Xiaolai: "Look, everyone has the same head, why are some people called pig heads?" This is the correct way to open the grenade, how good it is to fry the fish, and you can also watch the rain flower show in the heavy rain! ”

In the long river, the river water is shallow and deep, basically up to the knees, and the fish are "like fish in water" in the water, only to see a flash, and suddenly disappear.

Tong Xiaolai swore and said: "Come, give me the grenade, and I will invite you to eat charcoal grilled fish." ”

The fat man didn't believe it: "Big brother, are you okay?" ”

Tong Xiaolai: "Don't worry, believe in big brother, get eternal life, watch me get a big vote!" ”

Everyone went back to the shore, put on their clothes, and came to see Tong Xiaolai get a big vote.

Tong Xiaolai pulled the grenade, threw it into the deep water, and covered his ears.

"Boom!" With a bang, the river was lifted, the water column rose to the sky, and the heavy rain fell majestically, wetting the river beach.

After a while, the people came running and gathered around the river. The fat man looked around and asked, "What about the fish?" What about fish? ”

What Tong Xiaolai threw was not an ordinary grenade, it was a high-explosive grenade, and all the fish next to each other were blown into powder, and even the slag could not be found.

Tong Xiaolai nodded and said, "Well, it's not bad." ”

The fat man is going crazy: "Where is it good?" The fish has blown you up, what do we eat? ”

Tong Xiaolai stood there with his hands behind his back and said with an appreciative gesture: "I mean this splash show is not bad." ”

Fat man: "Big brother, you pay me for the fish!" ”

"Uh...... The fish is gone, do you want the fish dregs? Tong Xiaolai wiped a piece of fried meat from the stone on the ground.

Fat Man: "I think I'd better go eat dirt." ”

"Wait!" Tong Xiaolai didn't believe that he couldn't even catch a fish.

He looked around and thought of a way.

Tong Xiaolai glanced around, and suddenly found: "Eh, there is!" ”

Tong Xiaolai saw a guy on the ground in a blink of an eye, thought about fighting, and shouted: "Slow, I still have a way." This time, the eldest brother gambled on the dignity of Yang in a hundred steps! I don't believe it. "Tong Xiaolai is really on the same page with this fish, so he left with a gun on his back.

Fat man: "Big brother, what do you want to do?" ”

Tong Xiaolai didn't say a word, and murderously erected Barrett on a stone platform on the river beach, and said ruthlessly: "If you have to force me to be rude, then I'm not welcome!" ”

Fat man: "Big brother, use Barrett to catch fish, this is okay?" ”

Tong Xiaolai: "Why not? At least it won't turn into powder, and you won't even find the slag. Don't worry, I'm guaranteed to catch the fish for you this time. Wait, I'll make you charcoal grilled fish in a moment. ”

The fat man sighed: "Use a knife to kill chickens, and cannons to catch fish." Big brother, you have inadvertently made history! ”

"Go, go, there's no candy to eat." Tong Xiaolai set up the cannon, raised his legs, stepped on the stone with his left foot, put the gun on his shoulder, faced the scope, cocked his buttocks, and his posture was very in place.

After everything was ready, Tong Xiaolai stared at the scope, aimed at the fish in the river, and said with confidence: "Look at me to defeat the enemy with one shot!" ”

"Bang!"

Tong Xiaolai pulled the trigger after aiming at the fish, and shot decisively, the bullet flashed like a light, like a terrible little beast, "poof" into the river.

However, it didn't hit.

The fat man sighed again: "Big brother, you can't even use a cannon, you have inadvertently created history again!" ”

It's embarrassing, "No, no, no...... Possibly, it can't be! All of the things I just aimed at were ...... It's all to blame for this fish, it's not sensible, and when you see a bullet coming, you don't hit it by yourself, and I'm so angry! Tong Xiaolai crossed his waist with one hand and said angrily.

There's something even more embarrassing.

"Bang ......"

Tong Xiaolai fired four or five shots in succession, but none of the fish hit, and Tong Xiaolai began to doubt his life.

The fat man kindly reminded on the side: "Big brother, have you forgotten the refractive index of water?" ”

Tong Xiaolai thought to himself: Oh, is it? Why didn't the dead fat man say it earlier? How did I forget about this stubble? I forgot the refractive index of water, no wonder I missed. Eh, what is the refractive index of water?

Tong Xiaolai thought about it in his heart, but he said stiffly: "I, I, I, I know!" The refractive index of water, how could I not know, I ...... I was just scaring them first, giving them a chance to surrender. ”

Fat man: "Oh, yes, big brother, you are so kind, but they don't seem to appreciate it, are you sure you want to be scared again?" ”

Tong Xiaolai scolded in his heart: Damn, the ghost knows what the refractive index of water is.

Tong Xiaolai secretly listed the calculation formula on the ground, calculating how much the refractive index of water is, and couldn't help but sigh in his heart: "Alas~ It seems that if I want to catch this fish, I still owe the math teacher a distance of refractive index." Eh, is the refractive index taught by a math teacher? How did I forget? TM's! ”