Sister No. 4 asked cutely: "Are you still single, little brother?" ”

Sister No. 3: "How old is my little brother this year?" ”

Sister No. 2: "Little brother, you play the game so well~"

Sister No. 1: "Little brother> the four sisters asked sweetly one after another, and the voice even made people feel like they wanted to get pregnant.

This script is wrong~

Countless viewers looked at the screen with their eyes wide open, and there was a small argument a few minutes ago, how did it suddenly develop like this?

Although Lin Fan was on alert, when he heard the question, he replied lightly: "General, 23, just made a single, as for the No. 1 girl in the >, Tian Tian said: "Add WeChat to make a friend, let's have time to play games together." ”

Sister No. 2 hehe: "You're average, you've killed more than a dozen people, right?" And it's with a crossbow. ”

Sister No. 4: "Wow, 23, my little brother is four years older than me~"

Sister No. 3: "Just made a single, that means that you fell out of love, little brother?" ”

Lin Fan responded: "> refusal to add WeChat is not direct, but it is almost the same as direct, and the others are not returned, plus this is a bit cold."

This made the four girls stunned, and they couldn't believe that they took the initiative to ask for WeChat and were rejected, and they were so coldly refused.

At this moment, I was a little skeptical that there was something wrong with my charm.

Sister No. 1 said shyly: "Little brother, why don't you want to?" Didn't you say you're still single? I'm single too. ”

Lin Fan pouted: "Adding friends is just to play games together, so it's better not to add." ”

These words made the four girls think crookedly, but they didn't expect the other party to be so direct.

Sister No. 1 said shyly and cutely: "Little brother, do you think it's not okay to just play games, then we can also deal with CP, I'll be humming." ”

Are people nowadays so direct?

This made the audience confused, this actually went directly to the CP situation, and it was actually the girl who said this, and for a while I wondered if this was my ignorance, or I couldn't keep up with the times.

"Am I ignorant, or am I old? Why do you feel like you can't keep up with the times? ”

"Is the girl so direct? I would like to say, long insight. ”

"I always thought that bubble girls were boiled frogs in warm water, but now I have refreshed my worldview."

Lin Fan: "It's still a muffler!" No. ”

Sister No. 2: "Little brother, don't get along with her, or get along with me, I'm beautiful, I'm 38D." ”

Lin Fan: "Don't, you have no brains, Bo Da has no brains." ”

Another confession, and Lin Fan refused again, and directly refused with the Fang Bo question, which made the audience feel that their hearts were pierced.

It's just a game for ten minutes.,Directly let the two girls chase backwards.,Play a game by yourself.,Don't let the girls chase backwards.,It's not okay to ask for a number.,This TM is going to be angry.。

Sister No. 3: "My Lolita sound, and I don't have big breasts, do you want to deal with me?" ”

Lin Fan: "You? I'm sorry for A. ”

Puff puff......... His words were like invisible knives, making all the audience clutch their chests.

Invisible strikes, the deadliest.

No. 4 also spoke, and said seductively like the first three: "Little brother, why don't you get along with me?" I'm long-legged, I don't believe I can show you a picture. ”

Lin Fan still responded lightly: "No, your voice is too ugly, not as good as mine." ”

The four girls were defeated at the same time, which made them all a little angry in their hearts, and they didn't talk and communicate in the game.

"I'm going to get this guy today."

"I'm a little unconvinced, and this little brother refuses too simply."

"Well, I actually refused so much, asked him for WeChat, added him as a friend, sent him a photo, and saw if he would be like this."

"Yes, yes, yes, pick him up and send him a picture."

Of course, these four girls didn't like Lin Fan either, after all, they had just met, but because they asked WeChat, they were coldly rejected by the woman, which is said to be CP everywhere, this refusal is forgotten, and they simply refuse.

Where did I go, it wasn't a man who obediently came to kneel and lick, and there had never been a man like this, and I was very unconvinced at this time, and I wanted not to pick up the other party, and I vowed not to give up.

The four girls thought about it, thought about the tricks everywhere, and began to get up

Sister No. 1: "Little brother, why don't I sing you a song?" Whatever song you like to listen to, I'll sing it to you. ”

Lin Fan: "No, you definitely won't sing the song I like." ”

He replied so affirmatively, Sister No. 1 was very unconvinced, and spoke directly: "As long as it's not too old, the songs from the nineties to the present, there is no one I won't have, you name the song." ”

Lin Fan: "I don't embarrass you, the light of friendship, please sing?" ”

Light of Friendship!!!

Sister No. 1 was stunned for a moment, for this song, it really won't be long.

Seeing that she didn't speak, Lin Fan pursed his lips and said, "You definitely won't be able to say the songs I love to listen to, now believe it, right?" ”

Sister No. 1: "This song doesn't count, how can you say that you love to listen to it, I don't believe you love it." ”

Lin Fan sneered: "I'm sorry, my favorite thing to listen to is this song, the favorite of my life." ”

basically knows that Lin Fan is in prison, so the audience understands why he said this, and knows that this song is a popular song in prison, and it is sought after by people in prison because it touches their hearts.

All of a sudden, the No. 1 girl stopped talking, this is my favorite, and there is nothing to resist at all.

Next, the No. 2, 3, and 4 girls also made a move, but there was no doubt that all the failures, not to mention the WeChat account, even Lin Fan's name was not known.

This made the audience addicted and watched this scene with their eyes wide open.

"Brother Fan is worthy of being a saint of love, and in just a few minutes, I will directly let the girl post upside down, and I will deeply worship this, because I finally know how to pick up girls."

"Love saint, absolutely forced to be love saint, let the four girls post it upside down in ten minutes, worthy of a man who found two girlfriends."

"I've learned, I've learned, and I've finally learned why I've been single for so many years."

"Well, I also understand, you must not kneel and lick when you treat a girl, find a way for the other party to come and kneel and lick."

"It turns out that men and women are the same, except that one has a thing to sow seeds and the other doesn't have that thing but can have children."

"Uh-huh, that's right, I've learned it too, and I'll use this to soak the girl in the future, and let the girl chase it backwards and post it upside down."

"Yes. Yes. ”

"Well, I want to say something, provided that you have game skills like Brother Fan, and you can speak as well as he does."

A few years later, someone on the street interviewed a single passer-by and asked him why he was single.

Passerby: "The reason why I've always been single is because of Brother Fan, if I hadn't watched his live broadcast at the beginning, then I wouldn't have been single, and the girls who like me have been angry with me." ”

Interviewer: "Do you regret it now?" Do you regret watching him live? ”

Passerby: "I don't regret it, what I regret is that I actually believed in his evil." ”

Many thirty-year-old men, because of the current live broadcast content, are single and can't find a girlfriend

This incident quickly spread to Lin Fan on the Internet, to which he immediately replied: "I never said that I wanted to be such a girl, is this to blame me?" ”

Of course, that's all for later.........

PS: This joke is not good, personal problem, I feel that my writing level is declining.