Chapter 303: Ate a box of Brother Wei

"Not good. Pen? Interesting? Pavilion wWw. biquge。 info" Ou Yangming pushed away the face that was blocking him and said lightly.

Mad, who was mentally retarded, left him alone in the park yesterday, and today has the cheekiness to invite them to dinner herself.

If it hadn't come by itself, this body would have been dragged away if it didn't get it right.

When the time comes, do you want to let yourself fight, dragging a body that is missing a kidney?!

"Cut, if it's not good, it's not good. Where are we going to play today? It's finally time to catch up with October 1st, and I think we should relax! ”

The stubble man opened his arms and said with an intoxicated face.

Hearing this, Xiaopang immediately got up and shouted, "I want to make a big sword!" ”

Syllable!

"Little fatty, you obscene fat man with a dirty brain, I said give it away, it's not a big sword!!" The stubble man gave the back of the chubby head and said with a look of disgust.

"Phew! A single man like Fat Master and I, if I don't make a big sword, do you want to play games all night like you? In that case, what else is there to pursue in life?! ”

"You guys go play, I'm going to practice at home."

Ou Yangming's voice came out of the bedroom, making Xiaopang and the stubble man stunned at the same time.

"Ouyang, you won't really practice what the little fat taught you about the basic internal skills, right? He bluffed you, do you really believe it? ”

After hearing this, Xiaopang shouted with a dissatisfied face: "Bai Xiaofei! What I bluffed him, that's really internal strength, it's just quite basic internal strength. ”

That's right, the stubble man is the legendary Bai Xiaofei, a virgin who resolutely refuses to give up anyone's "virgin" in the last days.

When Ou Yangming read the comics again, he felt that if Bai Xiaofei was not the protagonist, 10,000 times would not be enough for him to die.

In the comic "Corpse Brother", all the guys who can have a relationship with Bai Xiaofei basically have a good end.

The only one who can be regarded as the best treatment is the "gourd baby" corpse brother.

Following behind Bai Xiaofei, he continued to devour various types of corpse brothers, and finally evolved very advanced.

Not only are there many abilities, but they have also evolved advanced intelligence.

"It's not his basic internal skills, that thing is practiced by ordinary people, although it can be practiced, but even a wooden stick can be beaten."

Ou Yangming's voice came out of the bedroom again.

"What! Ouyang, you also know that my internal skills are passed down from my family, and I can only teach you these most basic skills. Chubby yelled dissatisfied.

Chirping!

Ou Yangming pushed open the bedroom door, walked out of it, and said to the two of them: "I give you a piece of advice, don't drink the water from the waterworks in the future, and don't drink the mineral water that is safe to drink." Well, that's all I can say, I can tell your friends, and by the way, tell them, but if you don't believe me, don't blame me for not reminding you in the future. ”

As soon as the words fell, Ou Yangming pushed the two out of the door.

Bang!

Bai Xiaofei and Xiaopang at the door looked at each other, not understanding what kind of madness Ou Yangming was making.

"Did you hear what he said?"

"Nope."

"Then ......, let's go to Hi Pi!!"

Then the two talked and laughed, and walked to the elevator with their shoulders hooked.

didn't take Ou Yangming's words to heart at all, but he didn't know how many intestines Bai Xiaofei regretted for today's incident.

"I am completely uncertain about the time, I must hurry up, after Long You is thrown into the river, practice the blue-level Yijin Sutra, and at least you can protect yourself when the time comes."

After Ou Yangming returned from the Wind and Cloud World, he not only gained a bunch of martial arts, but also two of them, which made him quite happy.

One of them is the legendary, and the twelve levels of the golden bell jar side by side with the Yijin Sutra!

Practicing to the seventh week, the black-level floating slaughter, is comparable to the golden bell jar of the twelfth level.

He thought about it for a long time, but he didn't understand why Fengyun World would give him the martial arts of Dragon and Tiger Gate.

The only thing that can be said is that both belong to Hong Kong comics.

But then he entered the world of Transformers, which caused him not to cultivate, and then he entered the world of Dragon Ball.

That's why he abandoned martial arts, after all, among the martial arts he knew, there was nothing comparable to the Yuan Qi Bullet and the Realm King Fist.

Coupled with the equipment such as the Ten Rings obtained, he basically put an end to the idea of practicing martial arts.

Unless there is the kind of martial arts that can be cultivated all the time to become an immortal, he will not practice it.

Because it is a waste of time, there is a kung fu to practice martial arts, it is better to make more merits.

But now, he has neither mana nor tyrannical energy.

Although he can use qi now, the biggest problem is that his body is not able to withstand it enough, and it is trivial to use qi to transition and break his bones.

The other is that the qi is too scarce, and the qigong cannon will be soft.

So he retreated to the next best thing and had to practice martial arts.

Of course, his martial arts are not comparable to his other abilities, but if he practices to the highest level, he can basically push all the masters in the world.

But the only problem is time.

He must seize every minute and every second, strengthen himself, and prepare for a large amount of merit in the future.

.........

Knock knock knock!!

There was a knock on the door, and Ou Yangming endured the pain of being pierced by ten thousand arrows all over his body, got out of bed, and opened the door.

"Damn, Ouyang, how much Brother Wei have you eaten? Sweating all over my head, I'm afraid the bed is all shaken, right? ”

Bai Xiaofei looked at Ou Yangming, who was sweating profusely, and said with a smile on his face.

"If you have something to say, you have nothing to do."

Even Ou Yangming was a little helpless with Bai Xiaofei.

The complaint of this goods is really sharp, and the person is still a virgin.

If this kind of person hadn't been extinct, he would have slapped him to death a long time ago.

Bai Xiaofei hugged Ou Yangming, but before he could open his mouth, he shouted out.

"I'm Cao! Ouyang, you are Brother Wei who has eaten a box! My body seems to be on fire, and my hands are burned red by you. Bai Xiaofei grabbed his right hand and said while blowing.

“.........”

Ouyang Ming, who was beside him, didn't know what to say at all.

"Xiaofei, you're so lucky, if you weren't the protagonist, I'd strangle you right now."

Looking at Ou Yangming with a serious face, Bai Xiaofei replied indifferently.

"Have you ever seen a protagonist like me messing around? But the only moment that made me feel that I was the protagonist was the moment when I caught up with Xiaowei. ”

As he spoke, Bai Xiaofei's expression became more and more intoxicated, completely immersed in his own world.

"Hehe, Xiaofei, have you told my words to your relatives and friends, as well as Xiaowei?"

Bai Xiaofei was interrupted by Ou Yangming's recollection, he looked at Ou Yangming blankly, and said, "What words?" ”

"If you don't listen to the old man, you'll suffer in front of you. Do it yourself, Xiaofei, and I hope you can get through it in the future. Ou Yangming patted Bai Xiaofei's shoulder and said earnestly.

"I'll rub, what are you playing with me deeply, and the old man is talking. How old are you? A year younger than me! ”