When I saw the annoying oil rat, standing in front of the small fish and tofu stall and talking to the stall owner, I didn't want to go over, and when I saw this kind of person, my appetite was gone.

I wanted to leave, but the moment I lowered the window and threw away the cigarette butt, the smell of small fish stewed tofu came to my face.

Smelling the fragrance, the gluttonous worms in my stomach were hooked up at once, and the appetite that had been suppressed just now because of the oil rats began to stir again.

Whatever he comes, it's a big deal to eat, just don't look at that kid!

I parked my car on the side of the road, locked the door and walked towards the small fish and tofu stall, and when I looked up, I saw a cleaner who was sweeping the garbage, so I squatted down, picked up the cigarette butts I had thrown away, and threw them into the garbage can on the side of the road.

At this time, the oil rat had already sat down to eat, and while eating, he was unscrupulous, looking at a beautiful girl sitting in the snack shed.

"Boss, a small fish stew with tofu, three scrambled eggs, a bowl of rice...... How much? ”

The boss told me thirteen yuan while serving me food and rice.

I put the money in the food truck, walked to the snack shack with the food, and sat down between the oil rat and the pretty girl.

I had my back to the oil rat so that I could block his view of the girls.

In my opinion, that beautiful girl, if she is looked at by the oil rat for a while, will be polluted, so I will do it.

When the beautiful girl finished eating and left, the oil rat stood up and wanted to follow the others to talk again, so I shouted the rat master, such a coincidence.

The oil rat gave up the young girl, walked up to me, and said What a fart, you saw me just now, but it wasn't that I didn't say hello, and if it wasn't for Boss Sima's face, I would have slapped you with a big mouth.

Good guy, it's quite cowhide, I said at the time, don't be angry, I have a good cigarette in the car, I'll get you one.

When the oil rat heard this, he was happy at the time, and said that since you have this filial piety, the rat master will not care about you.

I said in my heart that as long as you kid get into my car, I will let you know who is the master!

To tell the truth, the meal was so delicious, I soaked the rice in vegetable soup and ate the last grain of rice, and the oil rat was already impatient to wait, and when I finally put down my chopsticks, I said let's go, take the cigarette.

I smiled and said yes.

Coming to my car with the oil rat, I opened the door of the back seat, pointed to a plastic bag and said, "Rat, the cigarette is in the bag, you can take it yourself."

When the oil mouse bent over, I knocked him on the back of the head, and he fainted and fell into the back seat.

I hurriedly kicked the leg of the oil rat into the car with my foot, and then closed the door.

To tell you the truth, I hate the Manchus, the ruffians, and the pestering girls, especially the guys who desecrate girls with their eyes.

Now the oil rat has gathered the three major annoyances that I can't look down on, so I can't wait for Sima Xiaowu to say, his ancestor came to ask for his life, I want to give him a little bit of a taste first.

On the way to Paohu Street in the county seat, there is a small forest, where very few people go.

At the beginning, Mai Xiaoying was in a hurry halfway, so she liked to go to the grove for convenience, but that time I provoked her, and she almost used a car to hit my little electric donkey into the woods.

Driving to the grove over there, I parked at the back of the grove so that people on the road could not see it from across the grove.

I lifted the dead dog-like oil rat out of the car and dragged him into the woods.

I searched his body, and this dog thing has a lot of contraband hidden on it, and there are even drugs!

I said to myself, fortunately, I stopped this guy from following that beautiful girl just now, otherwise he would have followed him to a place where no one was, and he would have charmed that beautiful girl and done something unreasonable.

By this time, I had already killed the oil rats.

There was a pit in the grove, and I wanted to bury the oil rats directly, but after thinking about it, I forgot it.

Anyway, Sima Xiaowu said that this guy's ancestors want to ask him for his life, anyway, he will die sooner or later, so I don't need to let myself be involved in a life lawsuit.

The small fish and tofu stall just now, the boss has a heavy taste for cooking, I drank a lot of water, and now I feel that I need to urinate.

As soon as I looked at the oil rats on the ground, I unbuckled my belt.

"It's raining, it's raining...... "The oil mouse touched his face and opened his eyes.

"Was the rain just now? My kidney power, very strong. I smiled at him.

The oil rat saw that I was stronger, and that he might not be my opponent, and I smiled at him with a sad smile, and I was about to cry for help.

I pretended not to pay attention, and dropped the bag on the floor, and three thick piles of bills rolled out of the bag.

I've run out of money, and it's cash I've just taken out, and I'm going to keep it for the most recent ones.

Seeing the three stacks of banknotes, the oil rat saw that the money was open, and he didn't shout for help at that time, but planned to put me down and snatch my banknotes.

This guy reached out and touched it in his arms, and said: "Boy, dare to use urine to nourish the rat master, I want you to know that the rat master has been rampant in the suburbs for more than ten years, and he is definitely not easy to mess with." ”

I smiled and showed a butterfly knife.

This is what I just fished out of the arms of oil rats.

At this time, if the oil rat shouted for help, I would still leave, because my purpose of teasing him had already been achieved with a soak of urine.

I threw the knife down, the tip of the knife hit the ground, and I bent down to pick up the money that had fallen on the ground.

As a result, the oil rat took advantage of this opportunity to rush over and pick up the butterfly knife from the ground, and stuck it in my neck.

This guy, for a mere 30,000 yuan, is really ruthless!

Although his movements are faster than ordinary people, he is really far worse than me.

I moved my feet on the ground to avoid the butterfly knife, and the blade grazed my sleeve and stabbed me in the air.

I raised my leg and kicked the oil rat out a foot away, and the butterfly knife in his hand flew up and stuck into a tree, until it sank into the handle.

Only then did the oil rat know that he had no chance of winning, and at this time, a dark cloud in the sky obscured the sun, and the grove was gloomy.

"Lord Rat, it's dark now, it's really a good time to kill people......

I said that, but I didn't want to kill him, I just wanted to let him taste fear.

Seeing me smiling and forcing over, the oil rat was very scared this time, sitting in a dead leaf, moving back with his buttocks, this time it was completely put down, and he opened his mouth to shout for help for the unrealistic illusion of 30,000 yuan.

My plan was that I would run away when he shouted for help, keeping his life alive and waiting for his strange ancestor to clean him up.

Because I saw that the black fog in his head was much thicker than before.

According to Sima Xiaowu, his ancestors were disturbed in the tomb, and they would definitely look for him for this, useless trouble for future generations, the thicker the black fog, the closer the unlucky day of the oil rat.

As a result, the oil rat's help, he didn't shout at all.

Because inside the dead leaves, a hand full of mud and sand stretched out and covered the mouth of the oil rat.

On that hand, there is no flesh, just a layer of skin wrapped in bones, and judging from the standard of the sleeves, it is the official uniform of the Manchu Dynasty.

I said in my heart that it was really a coincidence, but I didn't expect the Eight Banners ancestor of the oil rat to be buried in this grove!

It was a dark cloud covering the sun, and the oil rat happened to be brought here by me, so his strange ancestor suddenly attacked him.

I lit a cigarette and quietly looked at the oil rat, breaking the skinny hand with both hands.

It was a man who had been dead for a long time, and now his resentment was on the rise, and he was no different from a ghost, so the oil rat couldn't move at all, and kicked his feet around on the ground, kicking out a small pit on the ground.

At this moment, another hand also reached out from the dead leaf and grabbed one of the oil rat's hands.

When the oil rat saw the hand clearly, it was so frightened that it was incontinent and the feces and urine were exhausted.

A head with a Manchu official hat slowly emerged from the dead leaves behind the oil rat, it was a face like a pot ash smeared, but the lips were very red and bright.

At this time, the oil rat made a final struggle and shook his body by fate.

However, his strange ancestor did not intend to give him a chance to escape, so he lay on his neck and bit hard.

After this mouthful, the neck of the oil rat was crooked, and it was completely dead.

The strange ancestor of the oil rat let go of the oil rat and wanted to get into the dead leaves.

I was afraid that he would run away this time, and when he turned around and came out to harm people at night, I wanted to burn him with a thunder fireball, but at this moment, the dark clouds in the sky moved away, and the sun shone down.

Illuminated by the sun, the strange ancestor of the oil rat was motionless at that time.

His face was sunburned, drop after drop of human oil.

The sunlight lasted for a while, and then it was obscured by dark clouds, and by this time, the strange ancestor of the oil rat had stiffened.

I took out my mobile phone and called Sima Xiaowu.

I want him to come over and help me deal with it.

As a result, after connecting the phone, Sima Xiaowu said, Huangshan, Yu Xin fell, alas, I am sending her to the hospital, what's the matter, let's talk about it later?

I'll just say I'm fine, Yu Xin doesn't matter, right?

"It shouldn't matter, don't worry, I'll hang up first, I'll go to the hospital gate." Sima Xiaowu said this and hung up the phone.

I had no choice but to inform Xu Laosan.

Xu Laosan didn't want to come over, he said that he was just a dead man and a bad person, you kid will be burned to ashes and buried it.

"Third grandfather, this thing in official uniform is different from the ghosts and zombies we have seen before, I feel that there is something strange in this, you better come and have a look!"

Xu Laosan agreed to come and have a look.