"Okay. Then I'll tell you reluctantly! Ye Xiaoshuang sat on the ground and crossed his legs: "It was a sunny, cloudless, and stormy day. Bright, cute and beautiful, I went up the mountain alone to find something to eat. ”

"Getting to the point." It's really silly, can the three idioms of sunny weather, cloudless, and stormy weather be used together like this? And it's not just a lot of nonsense, it's also very narcissistic. This is a disease, and it must be cured.

"Oh, the point is after I enter the mountain." Hey, what's next?

"You go on." Nalan Xuan sat up and looked at Ye Xiaoshuang with lowered eyes. Quietly waiting for the follow-up plot she is about to say.

"After I went into the mountains. A very strange thing happened, guess what? ”

"What's the matter?" Could it be that it was that strange thing that caused their pain to be transferred to the other party? Feeling that he was about to be able to untie him and her, his heart was extremely excited.

"At this time, a thunder suddenly struck on a sunny day. Then I was afraid that lightning would strike me under the tree, so I ran up the hill with all my might. ”

"And what is that strange thing you're talking about?"

"Don't you think it's a very weird and strange thing that suddenly thunders and rains on a sunny day?"

Nalan Xuan suddenly felt so tired. It's tiring to talk to her.

Close your eyes and breathe deeply. When I opened my eyes again, the depression in my heart was suppressed a lot: "And then? ”

"And then ran and ran. Suddenly, I saw a cliff in front of me, and I wanted to stop, but it was too late. Then I accidentally fell off.

During the breakneck drop, I could feel that I had accidentally hit a protruding rock or something else. It really tastes. Tsk, old pain, old pain, old pain. ”

The "......" chase is all nonsense: "Don't talk about it." ”

Speaking of pain, Ye Xiaoshuang hurriedly checked his body.

I was pleasantly surprised to find that my clothes were only cut a few times, and there was not a trace of bruises or scratches on my body.

Wow, it's really amazing, did I accidentally trigger some female supporting gold finger or accidentally rob the female protagonist's gold finger.

Ye Xiaoshuang thought happily. In this way, you won't feel pain even if you are cut by a thousand knives in the future, right?

As soon as Nalan Xuan finished saying that, he saw Ye Xiaoshuang suddenly take off his clothes in front of him.

He was so frightened that he quickly left the crystal coffin and retreated to what he thought was the farthest and safest place away from Ye Xiaoshuang, crossing his hands around his chest for self-protection.

looked at Ye Xiaoshuang, who had only taken off his small belly pocket and boxers, with a defensive expression, and his tone was quite shy: "You, you shameless woman, what do you want to do to me?" ”

Voices are heard. Ye Xiaoshuang then remembered that there was a zombie big brother here.

Ye Xiaoshuang, who should have been shy, raised his head and saw Nalan Xuan like a little woman who was about to be robbed at this time.

Ye Xiaoshuang suddenly had a bad taste in his heart.

She pulled the coarse cloth belt she had just placed in the crystal coffin.

While flicking the belt, a lewd/laughing sound came out of his mouth. Footsteps floated towards Nalan Xuan.

Nalan Xuan looked at Ye Xiaoshuang, who was getting closer and closer to him and was still very obscene, with a look of horror.

For this kind of person who can't kill, can't fight, and can't be too far away from her.

At this time, Nalan Xuan just wanted to die.