Chapter 3: Tell you to forget it
"Big brother! Are you sure this thing won't hurt your stomach if you eat back the pot meat? "What is the crime of feeding a fat da, Shen Yibin can't imagine it, as long as someone finds out that he will probably not have to worry about eating and buying a house in his life, right?
"The panda is from Shuzhong Province, since it is from Shuzhong, isn't it normal to like to eat back pot meat?" In the future, the pet store still looks light-hearted, and despises Shen Xiaobin's rarity and strangeness. Pen? Interesting? Pavilion wWw. biquge。 info
What you said is so reasonable, I was speechless, maybe it was because Fat Da heard him say the words "back to the pot meat" just now, and suddenly became excited, two cute black circles stared at him, his eyes were full of desire, and even the frequency of licking his pants accelerated, and Shen Yibin also felt that the saliva of this product seemed to be getting more and more.
"You don't really want to eat back to the pot, do you?" Shen Yibin couldn't help but ask, he didn't expect this thing to understand, who knew that Fat Da nodded again and again after hearing it, almost scared him to pee; Damn, can this thing understand people? He hurriedly explained the situation to the future pet store.
"It's said that we are the future pet store, and the pets provided are extremely smart and clever, if you can't understand what the owner means, what's the use of such pets? This panda's IQ is about the same as the intelligence of a six- or seven-year-old child, much smarter than Erha of your time. The future pet store patiently explained.
Being smarter than Erha doesn't seem to be something to boast about, right? Shen Yibin remembered the stupid husky in his house back then; At this time, the panda became more and more restless, and was climbing up his thighs, as if he was going to climb onto the table to eat the snacks that Shen Yibin had put there.
These things are not safe, Shen Yibin hurriedly squatted down and hugged it, rather than letting it eat spicy strips, it is better to feed him back to the pot of meat according to what the store said, "Wait a minute, I'll order takeout for you right away." Shen Yibin didn't dare to go out at all now, so he had to order takeout, and he had to hide the goods when the takeaway came to the door for a while, in case he was discovered, he would kneel.
After speaking, Shen Yibin immediately clicked on the takeaway software, chose a store with the fastest delivery time, and called up the photo of the meat back to the pot to show Fat Da, "Do you think this is okay?" How many servings do you need for a meal or not? "Since the IQ of this product is equivalent to that of a six- or seven-year-old child, then this information should be understandable, right?
"Mm~mm~" Fat Da's voice is a bit like a human person's hmm-hum sound, as cute as its appearance, accompanied by a hmm-hmm, the thing nodded again and again, and the saliva was about to flow to Shen Yibin's mobile phone.
Okay, now that you have chosen, the next step is to determine the quantity, it seems that the amount of food for pandas is not small, Shen Yibin has seen a video of two giant pandas eating 150 catties of spring bamboo shoots in a day on the news, if this thing eats back to the pot meat, he can't afford to feed himself with this amount; He thought for a moment and raised three fingers, "Is three servings enough?" ”
"Uh-huh~" Fat Da shook his head repeatedly.
"Do you want five?" Shen Yibin directly opened a slap.
"Uh-huh~" Fat Da continued to shake his head.
"Eight copies?" One serving of meat is 20 pieces, and eight parts are 160, Shen Yibin felt that his heart was dripping blood, but Fat Da continued to shake his head, and waited until it raised all its fingers, and Fat Da nodded reluctantly.
200 yuan a meal, mom egg in addition to the first batch of purchase funds, my savings are only 16,000, according to two meals a day and ten servings of meat back to the pot per meal, I can feed this goods for more than a month at most, Shen Yibin is about to cry.
"Well, sit down, I'll prepare something for you to eat." Shen Yibin endured his sorrow, selected ten portions of back to the pot and placed an order to pay, and the store's response speed was very fast, and a call came in less than a minute.
"Hey, did you just order ten portions of back to the pot? Is it wrong? "Anyone would be surprised to see such a strange order, right? The shopkeeper thought he had ordered one serving to ten.
"That's right, I just want ten portions of back to the pot." Shen Yibin also felt like a fool.
"Why do you order food like this? Why don't you change something else? Our store's boiled meat, salt-fried meat, and spicy chicken are all very diverse. The shopkeeper persuaded in a Chinese dialect.
Seeing that Fat Da shook his head again and again, Shen Yibin directly rejected the other party's kindness, "No need, we like to eat this, hurry up and send it over." ”
Since the customer insists on asking for it, what else is there to say? The shopkeeper muttered a few words and hung up the phone, and Fat Da seemed to understand that he was going to fill his stomach soon, so he tilted his head and looked at Shen Yibin, his eyes blinking very cutely.
"Look at you like a harry." Shen Yibin couldn't help but learn the Shuzhong tone of the hotel owner just now, in Shuzhong dialect, "Ha'er" means fool, but under normal circumstances, this is not an insulting title, but it has a bit of doting meaning, Shen Yibin watched the TV series "Har'er Teacher" when he was a child, and learned this word by the way.
"Hmm~~" Fat Da savored the word blankly, and seemed to feel that the title "Ha'er" was very kind.
No way? Do you still like the term? Shen Yibin was stunned for a moment, and said tentatively, "Why don't you be called 'Ha'er' in the future?" Haal, come over here. "This stupid and chubby look is quite similar to which "Master Harr".
"Hmmm! Well! Fat Da seemed to be very satisfied with this name, moved his little short legs and crawled to Shen Yibin, and hugged his thighs again.
"Ha'er, go over there and get the broom." Shen Yibin was amused by this thing and began to try to instruct it to do something.
"Huh?" Ha'er gnawed his paw and was stunned for a moment, before he looked in the direction that Shen Yibin pointed, and then seemed to understand something, he screamed twice excitedly, and slowly moved to the place where the broom was placed, and... took a bite of the garbage shovel next to him and sent it to Shen Yibin like a treasure.
Shen Yibin slapped himself on the forehead, what did the mother say was smarter than Erha? This is just as good as Erha!
Unexpectedly, Ha'er also learned his appearance, raised his right hand and scratched his head, so that Shen Yibin didn't know what to say at all.
"Ha'er, get rolled."
"Ha'er, come and take a spin."
"Har ......" has to say that teasing Fat Da, watching it sell cute is so cute, no wonder some people regard panda breeders as the happiest job in the world, if it weren't for the fear of being arrested by the police, Shen Yibin would have wanted to take pictures and send them to Moments.
After playing with Fat Da for more than 20 minutes, I heard the mobile phone ringing, "Hello, your takeaway has arrived." ”
"Okay, I'll come out and get it right away." After hanging up the phone, Shen Yibin said to Ha'er, "Good, I'll go get you food, you can sit here, but don't run around." ”