Chapter 1: A new pose for touching porcelain
Arrived? Pan Xiaoxian opened his eyes in a daze, he felt that his eyelids seemed to be as heavy as Mount Tai, and he opened his eyes a slit after he had used all the strength to breastfeed, and everything in front of him seemed to have special effects, no matter what he looked at, it seemed to be covered with a thin layer of red veil. Pen @ fun @ pavilion wWw. biqUgE。 info
Obviously he was still energetic before getting in the car, why did he sleep and be as tired as a dead dog?
Pan Xiaoxian stood up with his hand on the back of the seat in front of him, which was usually a very simple action, but at this time it seemed to be a hundred times more difficult.
The body is like a waste machine lacking lubrication, the joints move astringently, and the usually clever brain seems to have turned into paste at this time, Pan Xiaoxian thought for a while and couldn't figure out how he became like this.
It's okay to cross the road and be hit on the head by a high-altitude projectile, but why did I sleep on the bus and provoke anyone?
"Can't get down? Can't get down? Can't get down? The bus driver was very impatient to say important things three times.
"I ......" With Pan Xiaoxian's usual neatness, he had to talk to the bus driver and said: What is your attitude!
But now Pan Xiaoxian felt that his tongue seemed to have become thick, big and hard, and he couldn't catch up with the speech, only to hear the "squeak" of the car door closing, Pan Xiaoxian hurriedly condensed a thousand words into one word: "...... Under! ”
"Uhh
The electric door opened again, and the bus driver looked at the young man with murderous eyes, like a seventy or eighty-year-old lady, moving step by step, trembling from the back row to the front of the car, this kid did it on purpose, right? This is intentional, isn't it?
Pan Xiaoxian really couldn't say anything at this time, he didn't know what was wrong with him, every step was extremely heavy, as if his legs were filled with lead.
No! Where is this leg filled with lead, this is simply full of lead! Even the hairs are made of iron!
Obviously just drank Coke, why did it seem to be drunk, and his steps were vague and swaying?
It is said that the alcohol content of Coke is only 10 milligrams per liter, which is at my level...... It's basically goodbye to beer, right?
"Poof—"
Pan Xiaoxian was like a big tree that had been put down, and his straight face slapped on the cold and hard asphalt road.
When he got out of the car, he habitually walked his legs as usual, but his knees were so stiff that he stepped into the air and kissed his beloved Mother Earth directly on his stomach.
"it!" The bus driver saw Pan Xiaoxian lying on the side of the road and did not move, and suddenly turned pale with fright: "This is a new posture of touching porcelain, right?" ”
The bus driver hurriedly kicked the floor oil and fled the scene quickly under the cover of night.
This is the terminus of the bus, near Brilliance University, which is still part of Zone B, but has reached the edge of Zone C. However, it is not called the BC junction because of this.
Only Area A and Area B have a junction, and Area C is synonymous with depravity, crime, decay, and darkness, so it is strictly controlled by the police between Area B and Area C to ensure the legitimate rights and interests of the citizens of Area A and Area B...... Life safety.
When Pan Xiaoxian got on the bus, it was already past seven o'clock, and it was a bumpy ride from the AB junction to Brilliance University for an hour, and it was already more than eight o'clock.
If it were usual, Pan Xiaoxian would have jumped up with a carp a long time ago, he was very flexible after practicing two wild tricks since he was a child, and all the tests of the [martial arts class] relied on this to earn points, but now Pan Xiaoxian was lying on the road for a few minutes and was still "squirming".
He struggled to hold the ground with both hands, then tried to bend the wrist joints, elbow joints, and shoulder joints, and used strength to support the upper body, and then tried to bend the knee joints and ankle joints......
It's like doing a decomposition action, Pan Xiaoxian's delicate and pink Zhengtaixin is really broken like a dumpling filling at this moment.
The most hateful thing is the mending knife of the people who eat melons!
"Don't help him!" When a couple walked hand in hand, the girl originally wanted to help Pan Xiaoxian up, but was immediately grabbed by the boy's hand.
The boy muttered a warning to the girl like a thief: "Don't help someone on the road, be careful that he relies on you, saying that you pushed him down...... I've seen a lot of people like this, bala bala bala......
"You, you're always so simple and kind, what can you do without me by your side......" Later, it turned out to be a doting tone, and it was also matched with the "touch the head to kill" skill, the girl was moved to tears, and said sweetly, "Husband, you are the best", Qingqing and I bypassed Pan Xiaoxian.
I'm Nima......
Pan Xiaoxian seems to have been hit with two stabs and four holes in his chest, why is this so special that people can't live?
Not only is he unscrupulously a handsome young man who is as simple as a white lotus, but he also has to abuse a single dog who is crazy about showing his affection!
Pan Xiaoxian couldn't help but ask thought-provokingly: What happened to the current college students?
Finally got up, Pan Xiaoxian exhaled a long breath, and in just a few minutes, he had a feeling of being reincarnated.
Then, he was pushed hard in the back, and the man shouted, "You kid is that Pan donkey?" ”
"Poof—"
Pan Xiaoxian, who had worked so hard to get up, hit the street gorgeously again: You are paralyzed......
"?" The person who pushed him looked confused, looked at Pan Xiaoxian who was hitting the street, and then looked at his own hand - I was touched porcelain?
"Play dead, huh?" The other kicked Pan Xiaoxian, who was lying motionless on the ground, and they were all a little panicked, after all, they were all still students, and they were not so experienced in doing things for others, and they would inevitably panic in case of emergencies.
Pan Xiaoxian is a little self-defeating, who does Nima love! Let me sleep wherever I fall......
Seeing Pan Xiaoxian lying motionless on the ground, everyone else looked at themselves with the eyes of "you have a big deal", and the person who pushed Pan Xiaoxian down was very aggrieved - what do you see me doing? Everybody's here together, and it's okay for you to die when he's dead, right?
Other people, you look at me, I look at you, they are all college students, naturally they know that no one can run away from this, but the responsibility is very clear, they still have the bottom of their hearts, after all, they are all classmates and friends who are messing around together, they all come up to help Pan Xiaoxian up - now I don't know if I can be rescued when I am sent to the hospital.
Pan Xiaoxian silently issued a good person card for each of them, and then slowly patted the dust on his body.
"Your sister! Are you all right? The man who just pushed him almost felt like he was going to have the rest of his life: "It's okay, why can't you get up on the ground?" ”
Scared the baby to death!
"Pan Donkey, you are a real actor!" Seeing that Pan Xiaoxian was fine, the other person sank his face, pointed at Pan Xiaoxian and scolded: "I'll tell you, stay away from Zhang Lijun in the future!" Don't come to her if you have something to do! ”
Pan Xiaoxian's name has become the focus since the beginning of school, and Wang Po pointed out Ximenqing with her rich experience in pimping for many years that if you want to pick up girls, you must have the five points of "Pan Donkey Deng Xiaoxian" at the same time:
"Pan" means that you have to have Pan An's appearance, "donkey" is the hardware standard, "Deng" has to be as rich as Deng Tong, "small" has to be able to be careful and well-behaved to please women, and "leisure" means that you have to have a lot of time to accompany women.
For Pan Xiaoxian alone, he accounted for three points, and all the boys expressed dissatisfaction. After two months of observation at the beginning of the school year, I finally came to a conclusion that the three words "Pan", "Xiao" and "Leisure" are worthy of the name and account for the word "Pan".
However, there was also reliable information from Pan Xiaoxian's dormitory, which confirmed that he could still occupy the word "donkey", so his nickname "Pan Donkey" was called......
Of course, no one called this nickname in person, and these boys would call it in person, which is obviously not good.
Zhang Lijun?
When Pan Xiaoxian heard this familiar name, his mind didn't react for a while, and he was silent for two seconds before he remembered: Isn't this our class flower?
Zhang Lijun is recognized as the class flower in Pan Xiaoxian's class, she is not only the class leader but also versatile, and danced a peacock dance on stage during the freshman party, so that many high school animals who were full of self-suffocation bought a new mention of toilet paper the next day.
Pan Xiaoxian sat in the back row of Zhang Lijun during class, so the two communicated a little more, coupled with Pan Xiaoxian's name of "Pan Donkey", Zhang Lijun also had a little ambiguity about him, but that's all.
Pan Xiaoxian is busy working every day in addition to classes, earning tuition and living expenses, where does he have the heart to fall in love?
For Pan Xiaoxian's attitude, several boys were very dissatisfied. After this guy stood up, he glanced at a few people as if they were nothing, and slowly patted the ashes on his body, and after they finished speaking, he didn't say a word and was expressionless-
Who are you pretending to be for?
The person who had just pushed him felt that he had lost face, and was eager to save his image in the hearts of his brothers, so he turned to Pan Xiaoxian, grabbed Pan Xiaoxian's collar, and said viciously: "Talk to you!" I'm deaf! Isn't it looking for ...... death?"
Pan Xiaoxian has a good figure and has the reputation of "leg length of one meter eight", of course, his legs are definitely not one meter eight, but it also proves that he is a proper long-legged Oba.
And the person who pushed him was a five-short figure, and the most cute reason for the height difference was that his eyes were level with Pan Xiaoxian's chin, so he saw something terrifying.
The blue-black blood veins extend from Pan Xiaoxian's collarbone to his neck, looking like a totemic tattoo, with Pan Xiaoxian's pale skin, which is as pale as paper, staggered with a demonic beauty.
Tattoos, tattoos? Pushing his five-short body gasped - underworld?
The five short figures raised their eyes with difficulty with a dry throat, and met Pan Xiaoxian's condescending gaze.
Groove ...... The five short figures instantly frightened the whole person stupid, what kind of gaze is this Nima!
Indifferent, ferocious, treating life as nothing, without the slightest human emotion...... It's like a fierce ghost crawling out of hell, and he wants to choose people to devour!
How many people have been hacked to death!