Lu Dongyang is 20 years old this year, and he lives with his grandfather and his father for three generations.

Lu Dongyang's grandfather is the drummer of a well-known funeral band.

And his father is the suona leader of this funeral band.

Then to Lu Dongyang's generation, he finally got a little better, he went to study in a famous technician college in the city, although he studied cooking.

In the words of his father and grandfather, in the future, their family will be able to take care of the flowing water banquet at the funeral of others......

Lu Dongyang was a little speechless at that time, and his heart said that this time it has really become a funeral dragon, and the three generations of grandparents and grandchildren have gone into battle together.

However......

Grandpa Lu's dream was shattered after all.

I don't know why.

Since childhood, there has been a system that has accompanied Lu Dongyang.

For as long as he can remember, he has always heard the electronic voice of a female voice, prompting this and that in his mind.

Let him accept any task at every turn, and the content of the task is also strange.

Lu Dongyang asked his grandfather and father, but they didn't know what was going on.

Once, Lu Dongyang told his father again that he heard that voice.

His father thought for a while, then discussed with his grandfather, and found Wu Lao Er, who could pinch and calculate in the village, to show him.

After telling Wu Lao Er about the symptoms, he concluded that Lu Dongyang had hit the dark sound, and said that there was a female ghost who locked the soul or something.

The next thing is to pour him with talisman water and slap him again.

Slapped all the bruises on him, and finally stopped.

But his so-called dark sound is still entangled with Lu Dongyang.

After that, seeing that Lu Dongyang was still telling them that voice, his grandfather and father began to have doubts about him.

They even thought that Lu Dongyang was talking nonsense, and they didn't care about me.

When Lu Dongyang mentioned this matter again, he sent Wu Lao Er to beat him up, and over time, he couldn't stand this kind of violent spell casting.

Compared to the beating, he was used to the voice shouting and screaming in his head.

I don't know when that voice disappeared mysteriously.

In the quiet days of the past few years, Lu Dongyang gradually forgot about the voice that worried him and annoyed him.

Until one night half a month ago.

The voice came to his mind like a nightmare again.

Moreover, this time the system actually gave him the task of going to the crematorium to guard the door.

Going to the crematorium?

Joke!

How could I, Lu Dongyang, agree?

It's been all these years, and I haven't seen what this damn system can do to me?

But the system actually reminded him: if he didn't follow its instructions, he would die violently.

He understands this routine, isn't it that if you don't go to the novice village, you won't be allowed to play the game!

Just kidding, who cares about you! Glory Five Black Belt One!

But this time, the system seems to have moved in earnest.

He was even prompted: "In the past 20 years, I have given a total of 50 tasks to the host, in view of the host's zero completion of the task, after deducting the host's 50-year yang life, the host's yang life is still one month left!" ”

The results were immediate.

Because Lu Dongyang soon inexplicably developed symptoms of presbyopia and less whiteheads.

And that's not all,

In the three days after receiving the task, he began to feel flustered again, with shortness of breath, backache and leg pain, and even frequent urination at night.

All the symptoms of the elderly appeared in him one by one.

He finally panicked.

Hurriedly inquired about the crematorium in the county, but he didn't expect to recruit a night patrolman, so he hurriedly ran to register.

Everything went well, and Lu Dongyang was admitted.

In this way, the future chef of the dignified technician academy actually went to the crematorium to guard the door.

Lu Dongyang looked up to the sky and sighed: "If I let my female fans know that the first dance king of my technical academy ran to the crematorium to jump, they are afraid that they will be collectively heartbroken and throw themselves into the river to patronize." God knows how many lifetimes I've been in the mold, and I'll have such a bullshit system. ”

On the first day of work, he followed the doorman Lao Li to keep vigil, Lao Li said that he would sleep first, so the cat went to the utility room, leaving Lu Dongyang to patrol alone.

He walked around the crematorium with a flashlight, and it was a ...... night The back is cold and sour.

"Jingle bell!"

In the gloomy night, the mobile phone rang suddenly.

"Damn the ringtone, scare the old man!"

The flashlight almost didn't throw away! Lu Dongyang saw that it was actually a WeChat greeting, or someone nearby.

"Good evening!"

He's in good spirits.

To be honest, he usually adds a lot of people nearby, but it's either a micro-business or a salesman. But these people are easy to identify, and an avatar has already completed the self-introduction.

But this one's avatar is different.

It is a selfie in a white dress standing under a white tower.

The smile is sweet and lovely, and the two white towers are faintly reflected in the lower left corner of the photo, which deeply attracts Lu Dongyang's deep gaze, and his WeChat nickname is "Waiting Alone".

He added a friend and messaged back: "Good evening, little sister!" ”

I can't tell the other party's age, and the young lady is international.

Soon the news came from there: "I can't sleep alone at night, can you help me?" ”

When Lu Dongyang heard this, he immediately grinned unconsciously, and there was a wolf howl in his heart, and his fingers were already trembling excitedly.

Heavens, earth, is this the system going to sow seeds for him?

But when he thought about it, he was afraid that it would be an immortal jump, so he replied with impulsive hands: "Can't you sleep alone?" Is there still one person missing? ”

He didn't come back for a while, and he was suddenly a little annoyed, blaming himself for driving too quickly, for fear that he would scare others.

It's impulsive, but it's a pity that it's a good ...... Friend.

Lu Dongyang didn't wait left and right, he locked the screen and continued to patrol, and walked to the door of the morgue.

This is a morgue for cremation by appointment in advance, and many families want to go to the relationship to burn the first fire, which is not cheaper than the incense of the head pillar in the big temple.

It's a pity that there are rules for this.

The Bodhisattva's sesame oil money is easy to earn, and no one dares to be greedy for the money that Lord Yama buys his life.

He stood at the iron gate.

There are two door gods pasted on the iron door, which are said to be Qin Qiong and Wei Chigong. These two people are particularly martial arts, and he is a little settled.

It stands to reason that the morgue is also to be patrolled, after all, there are criminals who do some things like to steal corpses, and there are perverts who like to physically harass female corpses with good appearance.

But on the first day he came, Lao Li was lazy, how could he dare to offend these uncles by himself?

After thinking about it, the raised hand finally retracted from the doorknob.

But at this moment,

Suddenly a car roar was heard, and soon it stopped and honked its horn twice.

Lu Dongyang saw that a car was parked at the gate of the electric fence of the crematorium, and looking at the lights on the roof, it was still a police car.

He hurriedly ran over, and someone got out of the car, and from a distance, it was actually a tall female police officer.

took a closer look, and coincidentally, it was actually the little sister next door who he had played since he was a child-Lin Jiayan.

"Lu Dongyang, why are you?"

Lin Jiayan looked at him in disbelief, looked up and down again, and asked in a surprised tone, "I haven't seen you for a few years, why have you aged like this?" ”

Lu Dongyang said angrily: "What's the matter, you are my good sister who has played since childhood, you don't know me when I put on the vest?" ”

As he spoke, he pressed the remote switch and opened the door.

Lin Jiayan was obviously used to driving without saying a word, and immediately captured the connotation of Lu Dongyang's words, kicked him in the ass when she came up, and said coquettishly: "Fuck you, who are you who you have played since childhood!" People are already big! ”

Lu Dongyang rubbed his buttocks and couldn't help but tease: "You became a police flower in this internship, how can you not be taboo with meat and vegetables, you were a little blushing when I drove before!" ”

Lin Jiayan said proudly: "You think the people's police are vases, tell you, I've seen a lot of hooligans who bully women like you, and if you dare to talk nonsense, believe it or not, I'll beat you up!" ”

He hurriedly begged for mercy, joking, don't look at Lin Jiayan who looks harmless to humans and animals, he has never been an opponent when he moves.

When he was a child, Lu Dongyang said that he wanted to protect her, but every time he hid behind Lin Jiayan with a blue nose and swollen face, and he could only go home with her protection.

"Okay, why are you here?"

Lin Jiayan asked rhetorically: "Don't ask me first, why are you here?" When the security guard arrives at the crematorium, are you really awesome? ”

Lu Dongyang smiled helplessly: "Isn't this a part-time job, hehe...... Heh......"

Lin Jiayan looked at him like a prisoner, and suddenly said: "Are you going to do anything bad, I heard that some perverts will take the sweat glands and feces of female corpses in the crematorium to make perfume, you have liked chemistry since you were a child, you won't-"

Lu Dongyang hurriedly interrupted her: "What are you kidding, have you watched too many movies?" ”

Lin Jiayan looked at him with a suspicious look in her eyes now, and then said, "Take me to the morgue first." ”

Lu Dongyang's heart suddenly sudden, and he couldn't move under his feet as if he had nailed a pile, and said tremblingly: "What are you doing there, are you panicking at night?" ”

Lin Jiayan glanced at him, "Coward, you have been cowardly since you were a child, and you have no chance of dying!" ”

Lu Dongyang was anxious when he heard this, "Lin girl, you don't look down on people!" ”

Lin Jiayan kicked her nose in the face, leaned over and smiled evilly: "Hehe, it's not that I look down on you, looking at you like this, I guess the girl hasn't held her hand, right?" ”

Now he talked about his shortcomings, and suddenly said urgently: "Who said it, my brother has made an appointment, don't believe it!" ”

Lu Dongyang took out his mobile phone and was about to show her the WeChat message just now.

And at this time, a message came from WeChat: "My baby is not here, I can't sleep, little brother, can you help me find my baby?" ”

He looked stunned, but Lin Jiayan reached out to grab it, for some reason, he dodged it in a ghostly way, and then quickly stepped forward and said: "Aren't you going to the morgue, follow closely, don't be scared to call your mother for a while!" ”

Soon, Lu Dongyang opened the iron door with trembling hands, and there was a dim light inside, and the corpses were neatly arranged, and the corpses lying on it were covered with white sheets, just like what you saw in the movie.

It looks a little dark from the outside, but when you go inside, you feel that it is dazzling, maybe this is the yin and yang separation of the legend.

"Who are you going to test?"

Lin Jiayan had already acted on her own, and soon stopped in front of a corpse, she skillfully put on gloves and masks, and lifted the sheets.

Lu Dongyang hid far away, not wanting to see more.

And at this time, the phone remembered the message again: "Little brother, I beg you, okay?" They will repay you well! ”

Lu Dongyang was overjoyed in his heart, and he didn't want to reply to a message: "Okay, wrap it up on me." ”

The message replied in seconds: "Remember, the baby is under my mattress, don't let others see it." ”

"Oh!"

As his emoji replied, a system prompt for killing a thousand knives actually sounded in his mind, congratulations to the host for successfully taking over the "retrieval of the treasure task", keyword: secret.

Lu Dongyang was about to scold, but he heard: The reward for completing the task will be a month of longevity.

Now he is much more balanced, although he is a system trickster, but the rewards are really exciting.

He didn't think about where her house was. Where's the bed?

Just ecstatic, my brother's chance to survive has come!

was overjoyed, his heart was big, he walked to Lin Jiayan's side, and when he saw the corpse on the corpse she was fiddling with, he suddenly exclaimed: "Mom-"

The face on the bed is too coincidental, isn't it my own good...... Friends?

What a lonely waiting!

You're fishing!