Text Extra: The diary of the second little emperor
August 30, 1976
The stinky man and the stinky woman hit me again because I smashed the neighbor's stinky imp while experimenting with how to move the stone to build my throne with my mind.
Look for Ah Xiong, they play with them, and they ignore me.
Heaven, come down and tell me that I am the king of the world! Let's conquer the world together!
August 31, 3876
The kindergarten teacher called home and said that I would not be allowed to go to kindergarten next semester and beyond.
Who's going to go! There is a bunch of idiots and cowards.
That kind of place is not my base for conquering the world.
The stinky man and the stinky woman were drinking again at night, and they were drunk and messy, saying that they were finally going to get rid of problem children, which was good.
September 1, 3876
The stinky man and the stinky woman called the Libra Council or the Ugly Council. I didn't want to go, the only one who could talk back to Richie, the stinky man and the stinky woman in his house, made a phone call like this, and then I never saw Richie again.
As a result, a big sister came and took me away, and along the way, we overcame many obstacles and killed the demon king, and came to the holy land.
That big sister is called Shirley, but I'm curious about why she can turn into a demon king for a while, which makes me a little dizzy.
On the way, we came across a dead fish's eye, which seemed to be called magic wine.
They explained to me that I was in an underground organization that seemed to be there to reform the world.
It looks like it's very powerful.
I decided that this place was the beginning of my conquest of the world.
September 2, 3876
Shirley made me do a bunch of papers, then did a full-body scan, and then ran around to get to know the place.
Really, a woman dared to command me!
A pseudo-lady told me that I could paint flowers on Shirley's face, and Shirley would listen to me.
And then I painted.
And then, of course, the woman listened to me! I said one, she didn't dare to say two.
[Shirley:!] You haven't been taught enough! Do you choose to come over obediently and spank your sister fifty ass, or choose something! 】
The current boss is a four-eyed nerd, old-fashioned, and really boring.
It's funny that the dick arrives, but he always touches my head, which is really annoying. I'm almost touching your head!
Haha, let's see when I kill him and rule here!
September 3, 3876
I was placed in Division 11, and Shirley said it was the best.
Of course, I'm going to be the emperor!
There were a lot of guys in there who were about my age.
Then I said to them, "Well, from now on, I am your emperor!" Listen to me! You should be honored to conquer the world with me! ”
As a result, none of them paid any attention to me.
I live next to a guy named Fei, who doesn't say a word all day long, just hugs a little rabbit and cries at every turn, throws the little rabbit on the ground when he cries, and picks it up like a baby after crying.
Is there something wrong with this guy's brain or what?
What are you crying about, it's not like a boy at all.
I cried a lot as a kid and now I don't cry anymore.
I can't be my courtier, I can only cry!
Anyway, I'm annoyed looking at this guy.
September 4, 3876
Shirley's stinky woman taught us to play today. To be honest, I would have done it a long time ago. Later, the group game directly played a ten-score difference on the opposite side, hehehe. Fei, that guy is still crying. I don't need such a cowardly courtier.
Oh yes, they say that Division 08 and Division 02 are the most powerful departments. I don't care about this, where I'm here, I'll definitely make him the strongest.
After all, the emperor must be many orders higher than the chief and deputy chief.
Ah, it's boring.
I don't want to waste my time like this anymore.