Chapter 43: Business Improves
At this time, if a stranger breaks into the park, I am afraid that I will be frightened by the strange scene in front of me, I saw that on the lawn by the lake, a young man in his twenties is panting violently like a tired dog, a parrot is chattering on his shoulder, and at his feet a round fat man is rolling vigorously on the lawn, next to a cute little Lori with a chihuahua tied with a pink bow to cheer for Fat Da, and around a group of gray-haired old people are watching the young man talking, Is this a park or a mental hospital?
"Abin, what's wrong? Does smoking break my lungs? Why are young people so bad now! It doesn't matter if he's sick, what if there is no one to take care of him? "Hey, Auntie, is it really good for you to talk like this?
"No, I think he seems to be practicing breathing, he must be learning to sing, right? Well, this practice breathing, hanging throat should indeed come to the lake. Pen & Fun & Pavilion www.biquge.info "Last time, the old man with rich experience in life saw the clues.
"Yo, you still know this, huh? It seems to mean a little bit to hear you say that. The eyes of this group of people looking at Shen Yibin finally returned to normal, and then his babbling voice confirmed this statement.
After practicing his breathing and throat for more than an hour, Shen Yibin took Ha'er around the lake again, and this morning's practice ended like this, but those enthusiastic uncles and aunts still didn't let him go, "Let's go, we'll help you send these bamboo leaves back to the store, anyway, you can't take it alone, by the way, you can also see what fun you have in the store, I was interrupted by a reporter just halfway through it yesterday." ”
Having customers come to the door means that there is business, how could Shen Yibin refuse, so Shen Yibin and Ha'er, the cheap leader, with a group of uncles and aunts, mothers and children, walked across the street and came to the pet store; I know that they are going to the pet store to see their pets, and those who don't know may think that this is the health care product company that is engaged in activities to fool the pension of the uncle and aunt.
Entering the store, Shen Yibin asked Ha'er to greet the guests while making tea, "Ha'er, take you to see your pets, and open the cage when you meet someone you like." ”
"Hey, it's a pity that your panda is not sold, otherwise I would be willing to sell my villa for it." The elder with rich life experience kept staring at Ha'er and was reluctant to take his eyes off, if he brought this goods to the house, his grandchildren and granddaughters would not run home all day?
Dear, although you can't buy Fatda, but you can consider the parrot next to you, I promise I won't be reluctant Shen Yibin complained in his heart, and he just smiled dryly.
"What kind of cat is this? It's pretty to look at. An aunt asked, pointing to the cage in front of her.
"Oh, this silly cat is a British Shorthair." Without waiting for Shen Yibin to reply, the cheap flew over and began to act as a commentator, of course, its words were still so unkind, "It's from the cold and wet place in the UK, it's far worse than our South America, but the adaptability of this product is okay, it's not difficult to feed, and it's docile and obedient, it's just lazy to eat, you need to take it out to exercise every day, otherwise you'll get fat." ”
I'll go, all the people in this store are demons, such a smart panda is not counted, even the parrots that look ordinary are not ordinary, I have seen a lot of parrots that can sing and recite ancient poems, but it is the first time I can be a commentator, and the uncles and aunts were instantly conquered by the cheap eloquence.
"Huh? What to watch? Have you never seen a parrot as smart, handsome, handsome, and charming as me? "The more people there are, the more cheap they are.
"Hahahaha!" These words immediately amused these uncles and aunts, "Yes, yes, we have never seen you such a smart, handsome, handsome, and charming parrot, hey, what's your name?" ”
"My honorable name is Pablo Diego Jose Sandiego - Francisco de Paula Guy Nepomoceno Crespignano de Ross Remidios Ciporiano de la Sandicima Trinidad Maria Parisio Crito Reze Blasco Ryan Reynolds." It seems that the creature still refuses to admit the name Cheap, and wants to show off his lengthy Spanish name at every opportunity.
The name of "Forehead ......", which is more than 100 words long, directly made the uncles and aunts lose their voices, not to mention that they are now old and have a declining memory, and they can't remember such a long name even when they go to school.
"You just call it cheap, this product has no other benefits, it's just a cheap." After all, there is a generation gap, and Shen Yibin has no intention of explaining the relationship between Cheap and Deadpool to them.
"How much does your parrot cost, Abin? Should it not be sold? "Just rush to this neat mouth, buy it and go home and smile often, at least five more years to live, someone can't wait to ask.
"The transfer fee for this parrot is 38,384 yuan, three cents and eight cents." Before Shen Yibin checked, he revealed his worth.
Three-eight-three-eight dead, this price is also powerful! It's too good for you, Shen Yibin secretly gave thirty-two likes to the future pet store at the price.
"Hiss~ It's really expensive." As soon as this price came out, these uncles and aunts retreated.
"Well, there's no way, the blue-capped Amazon parrot is this market price, this kind of parrot is not much, and it has to be imported from South America, so the general price is in the five figures, and this one is particularly good, so it is more expensive." The price quoted by the cheap is reasonable, and Shen Yibin hurriedly explained.
"Forget it, I'm going to keep looking at this cat? What kind of cat did you just say it is? "It's 40,000 yuan, it's almost 1 million yuan if you round it up, and you can buy a house, so it doesn't seem cost-effective to spend it on parrots."
"British shorthair cat, round body, stubby limbs developed, short and dense hair, big head and round face, gentle and calm, friendly to people, easy to raise, buy back without much effort to serve, every day with you to the park to wander around......" The cheap gushed about the benefits of shorthair cats, and the price of this cat is not expensive, a few thousand yuan can be done, so this aunt quickly made up her mind.
"I've listened to the introduction of the cheap for so long, I have to buy it too, Abin, can you transfer money on your mobile phone?" I didn't see that this aunt is still so trendy.
"No problem, you scan my phone, I'll get you the cage, cat litter, cat food and CFA's birth paper, and I can do it for you if you want a pedigree certificate." It seems that with the help of the cheap, the business of the store is about to improve.