"G-t-go!" The tall man is tickling the second thousand-year-old man, from his neck to the soles of his feet.

"Interesting? Don't you know that I don't have itchy flesh on me? You think I'm your ex-girlfriend Liuliu? ”

"No, I just think she's pathetic."

"Good, good, very good, you think she's pitiful, don't you? I'm not pitiful, then I'll go, don't stop me. ”

"Where are you going?"

"I'll go back to my parents' house, you can spend time with your ex-girlfriend, don't you think she is unhappy in life? You went to save her, you never knew that there was a savior in our family, who was good to everyone, so you couldn't do it to me, go! ”

The second millennium man pushes the tall man's back with his fins.

"You want me to send you to your mother's house?"

"No, I figured it out, why should I go, you have to go, hurry up, don't stay here."

"Actually, there's one thing I haven't said." When the tall man was about to go out, he suddenly said this sentence, which caught the millennium second off guard.

"If you have something to say, say it quickly, and if you have a fart, let it go."

"I can't let it out."

"If you can't let it out, just say it!!"

"Didn't you sneak in on your ex-boyfriend last time?"

"Me? Which eye do you see? I just read a letter from him to me, he said that he is not happy now, his current girlfriend is not motivated at all, and she is cashier in the bookstore all day, because she is with him, and she relaxes the management of her body, and becomes obese, and he says that he can't stand it anymore. ”

"yes, so, he's coming to you, right?"

"Impossible!" The second thousand-year-old who was talking began to look out the door.

"Okay, I see, you still like him, if that's the case, there's no need for the two of us to be together."

"If you're not together, you're not together, and I don't know who it was at the beginning, you have to let me save your mother, and now that your mother has recovered, you don't take me seriously, I tell you, I also have someone to ask for it, besides, you asked me to tell my mentor that you are going to work in a law firm, didn't I also help you say it."

"As a result, Feng Feng, you and Shi Yue went to court, and you didn't take me with you at all."

"Isn't that acting?"

"You can also see it in acting, how are you doing to me? You probably didn't really like me, remember the first time we met? To help you pick up a dollar from the gutter, I ......"

"What are you? I've long forgotten, how can a big man remember everything, it's really unappetizing, so I haven't said that you used me at that time? In fact, you haven't forgotten Liuliu at all, the two of us are substitutes for each other, to put it bluntly, we can't be happy, so we just made do. ”

"I want to, but you don't want to, I'm just helping my ex-girlfriend as a friend, go over and see her, it's not as dirty as you think."

"Yoyo, then you put your arms on other people's shoulders, isn't it intimate? Why haven't I ever seen you do that to me? ”

The more the millennium second brother talked, the more angry he became, and he began to pack up his things.

"If you want to go, you can go, I won't stop you, but if you go, don't blame me for going to find Liuliu."

The second millennium child, who had already packed the tall man's luggage, was furious when he heard this.

"Okay, okay, then I have to leave today, I want to see how you got Liuliu back, don't forget to tell me when the time comes, my girlfriend still has to give."

Do you salute as you please. ”

The second thousand-year-old man took the tall man's luggage and walked out alone, the tall man just stuck out his head and looked, but did not go out or stop her.

I thought, "I'm here by myself, at ease, it's good without her, I don't know why, after the female fish marries the male fish, there will always be all kinds of contradictions, and each other is not what they used to be, not only the gradually blessed body, but also the changing heart." ”

The second millennium is watching TV, and "Mysterious 18 Months" is playing inside

"So that's the case, after 18 months, all the cells in the body will be renewed, that is, after 18 months, I will be able to forget her?"

In the tall man's mind, there is still a figure of Liuliu, but the strange thing is that the second thousand-year-old will always come out to make trouble.

The tall man fell asleep in a daze and had a few drama-like dreams.

"Liuliu, don't run, wait for me!"

"I'm here, come and get me?" In the tall man's dream, Liuliu was wearing a yellow gauze scarf with gold trim wrapped around him.

When Liuliu and the tall man were chasing me on the grass, the second thousand-year-old man walked in front of them viciously, and then stretched out a leg and tripped the tall man.

Just when the tall man was in unbearable pain and came to care about Liuliu, the second millennium tripped Liuliu again, this time, the tall man couldn't bear it, he reasoned with the second millennium, but it didn't seem to have any effect at all.

He helplessly comforted Liuliu and put his arm on Liuliu's shoulder, but found that Liuliu turned around and turned around and was the second thousand-year-old.

After the tall man woke up in horror, his eyelids sank, and he had the next dream.

"You're swimming too fast, I can't keep up with you."

Suddenly, a large net caught Liuliu.

The tall man used all his strength to break the net, "Liuliu, are you okay?" ”

Liuliu struggled to breathe from inside the net, when he heard a voice like a demon.

"Let you two come here and see how I clean you up today."

It turned out to be the second thousand-year-old, and the net she set up, no matter how the tall man and Liuliu ran, they could never escape the palm of the second-thousand-year-old.

The tall man was sweating profusely, and looked around, the second millennium had not returned, but the dream continued.

"Six-six, there's a ring made of cans, do you like it?"

Liuliu took the ring, and just about to put it on himself, he saw the second millennium walking towards them, he hurried in front of Liuliu, but was whipped on the back over and over again by the millennium second.

Then, the tall man actually heard the sound of killing a pig, and when he looked back, it turned out to be the pig of the second thousand-year-old family.

The tall man took the pig into his arms, and the pig no longer barked so hysterically, but heard the second thousand-year-old crying.

The tall man didn't care about her feelings, and held Liuliu and the pig in his arms, but at this time, he found that there was no movement behind him, and at the same time, he was crying in his arms, and it turned out that the pig had become the second thousand-year-old.

The tall man finally woke up, and when he was panting, he heard movement in his back, and when he turned around, he was still the second in a thousand years.

The tall man let out a loud "wow" and fell from the bed to the floor.

"What? Am I that scary? Don't worry, I won't scare you anymore, I'll go home now, I just forgot to take my stuff. ”

The second millennium is rummaging through the box

The cabinet was found, and the tall man stood on the side, looking at what the second thousand-year-old man was going to do.

After a while, he saw the second millennium left, and he felt very happy, but who knew what would happen next, but he didn't know what to do.

"Where's my clothes? Why is it gone? "The tall man was looking for a blouse that covered his scales.

"There's no here, there's no there, didn't she take all my clothes away, it's so bad, I don't know what to say about her, why is my jealousy so strong, if I knew her like this before, I wouldn't be with her at all, it's just not as gentle as Liuliu."

After the tall man complains, life still goes on.

He began to borrow clothes from others, but after a long time, it was not the same thing, and the fish that came into contact with tall men became less and less, and even the prosperity that used to hire tall men as drivers no longer lent him a car, on the grounds that he could get there by swimming inside.

If that's the case, then how can the tall man get all his clothes back?

During this period, the tall man heard the news that the cold-faced senior was completely in love with Liuliu, and he didn't know whether he was happy or sad.

His goddess is getting married, but the groom is not him, the tall man began to think of Liuliu, it seems that Liuliu is always the last girl to remember, and the tall man thought of the second millennium when he learned that Liuliu was there and that he was out of play.

It turned out that she had been back to her parents' house for a long time, and even if she was a kitten or a puppy who hadn't seen her for a long time, she would miss it very much.

The tall man enlightened himself like this, wanting to make him feel that he wanted to be the second thousand-year-old, it was not a big deal.

But in fact, the tall man doesn't know why he is not as happy as before, he may be watching something one-on-one passing by, but he can only play with small fish and shrimp, and its food seems to have become the only person he can talk to.

"You think I can't march like this?" The tall man was performing his own stunts for the small fish and shrimp, but in their eyes, they were all "trembling" staring at the tall man, for fear that he would have a roundhouse kick or something, and suddenly roll them into their tongues.

That's it.

The tall man swallowed the small fish and shrimp in his stomach after not getting a reply, maybe now, only the food can make him a little happier.

After the tall man finished eating, he began to stride around, and then continued to nag at the remaining small fish and shrimp, and they were frightened, and one of them, the little fish and shrimp in charge actually said, "Please, don't torture us like this anymore, we want to have a good time." ”

The tall man thought it was amazing and started a game of hide and seek with them.

However, this time, they acted as matchmakers and took the tall man all the way to the specific location where the millennium old second lady's house lived.

"You go in, we don't want to play with you, you better go to her, someone wants you, it's your blessing."

After the small fish and shrimp finished speaking, they swam around in panic, but not far away, they found the appearance of sharks.

And the tall man is completely unaware of the danger.

is still knocking on the door of the second thousand-year-old family.

"Open the door, father-in-law, mother-in-law, I came to find your daughter, I am the person who dated your daughter in the pigsty last time, you know me, I will pick her up, and I will also give your second elder a formal greeting, admit a mistake, it was indeed my fault before, I am not good, when she was a fake boyfriend, she still liked other girls in her heart, I know now that something is wrong......"

The door opened suddenly.