Chapter 5 Guest Appearance as a Psychiatrist
The next day, he was woken up punctually by the 7 o'clock alarm clock.
As was customary, he would have stayed in bed for a few minutes, but today he got up like a loach.
Because there's serious business to do.
He first used his mobile phone to consult a large number of psychological materials, and after reading them several times, he put on a suit, polished his leather shoes, and shaved his beard by the way.
People rely on clothing, and if you want to go out and fool people, you must be well-dressed. This dress is worth 1,888, which is not a particularly good product, but it is already Fang Yuhao's best outfit.
The face in the mirror is square, 1.8 meters tall, a casual suit, quite formal, but not too serious.
“…… There is a potential to be a duck. ”
"Ahh Who the hell is going to be a duck! ”
In other words, from childhood to adulthood, his female popularity is not bad, maybe the damn Manager Yu was jealous of his appearance, so he forcibly carried the black pot.
Well, it doesn't matter what looks like that.
His idea was to go to those large hospitals and cut off a few psychological patients......
Hangzhou is a big international city, and of course there are regular hospitals with psychological departments. Running there to intercept a few patients doesn't seem to have too many problems and doesn't attract much attention.
"Let's go!"
Pushing open the door of the room, Fang Yuhao followed and knocked on the door of his neighbor Wang Dahai's house.
It's very strange, after drinking so much, Wang Dahai also got up very early today, maybe because he vomited a lot of wine, or maybe because his beliefs were uprooted, and his brain was abnormally active.
He was tidying up the furniture.
"Dressed like this, are you going out for an interview?"
"yes, I have to find a job as soon as possible. You're moving? Fang Yuhao asked.
"Yes, the rent here is too expensive, and it is not worth living alone. Found a farmer's house, cheap! Wang Dahai said with a smile: "When I woke up, I suddenly figured out everything, which is really strange...... It's like being possessed by a monk. ”
The two chatted casually.
However, Wang Dahai's mind at this time was not open, and Fang Yuhao's spiritual communication ability naturally failed, and he couldn't read any information.
Through this conversation, Fang Yuhao found that after Wang Dahai was stolen from a small amount of faith, his whole personality did not seem to change much, and he did not become stupid.
This is a good thing, and it also reassures Fang Yuhao a little.
"It seems that a small amount of stealing beliefs will not happen, after all, it is only a small part of the huge memory."
"I hope he can get rid of his bad habit of beating women."
Saying goodbye to Wang Dahai, he walked down the apartment building and made a box of business cards at a nearby print shop.
Fang Yuhao: National Senior Psychological Counselor.
Clasp: 642,704,***
Phone: 0000,100,86"
There are also several mysterious titles fabricated later, what XX University Professor, Deputy Director of XX Society, etc.
Seeing this fancy business card, he was simply embarrassed and felt like a charlatan.
After that, he flagged down another taxi.
"Where to go?" The taxi driver asked.
"Hangcheng No. 8 Hospital."
The master quickly opened the taxi meter and started the car.
"The hospital...... The others are not very good, the psychology department is very good, but it is too expensive. ”
"My friend's stock plummeted a few days ago, and he was in a bad mood, and he spent hundreds of dollars on sleeping pills for a few days."
The middle-aged taxi driver was quite talkative, and he followed Fang Yuhao's topic nonsense.
However, he is talkative, in fact, his psychological vigilance is actually very heavy, and even the so-called "insomnia friend" is likely to be made up.
After walking on the mountain for half an hour, Fang Yuhao failed to successfully activate his "spiritual communication" ability.
"It's limited, it's far from a real mind-reading. He felt that there was still a lot of jerkiness in his use of this ability. ”
Half an hour later, the Eighth Hospital of Hangcheng arrived.
The fast-paced urban life, coupled with many difficult life problems, such as high housing prices, blind dates, marriage, childbirth, cancer stock crashes, etc., has brought heavy pressure to people's lives.
Too much stress can easily lead to mental illness.
An "authoritative expert" from a psychiatric hospital chain wrote in the "Cancer Stock Prospectus" that the proportion of the population suffering from mental illness in China is 13%, that is, one out of every eight people suffers from mental illness...... Regardless of whether it is true or not, maybe the expert who wrote this is also a psychopath.
Fang Yuhao was in the hospital and did see a lot of patients.
The moment I walked through the door, I was greeted by a depressing cold atmosphere.
Gloomy, cold.
The hospital seems to be an alternative world composed of many "unpleasant".
This sensation is the first time in my birth, and every cell in the body creates an uncomfortable feeling.
"What's going on? This place...... There won't be ghosts, right? Fang Yuhao's footsteps stopped.
His materialistic worldview was a bit of a collapse and instinctively worried about the problem.
Even a person's "thoughts" and "thinking" can be caught, and it's really hard to say whether there are "ghosts" in this world.
Others, including doctors and patients, walked normally without any discomfort.
But for Fang Yuhao, who has the ability to "communicate with the heart", he instinctively doubted. He felt that the group was walking in a strange mist, filled with a wet feeling.
"What are you afraid of, so many people."
There was no way, since he came, he could only bite the bullet and go inside. Otherwise, your plan will be ruined.
He bypassed the security guard's point of view and walked to the middle of nowhere......
"Madam, what do you think of the effectiveness of the psychology department at this hospital?" Fang Yuhao stopped a middle-aged woman with a sad look at a corner.
"You are?" She looked to be in her forties, frowning.
"Oh, I'm a psychological counselor, and I'm a national-level ......" Fang Yuhao stubbornly introduced himself, and handed over his business card at the same time: "If you need it, you can call me to make an appointment." Our treatment method does not require the use of drugs, which is different from that of large hospitals. ”
Fortunately, he used to be a guest actor in college. In this performance, I feel that I can score 80 points.
"Can insomnia be treated?"
"Absolutely."
"Thank you, I'll contact you if you need ......"
The man was indeed an animal of the Association of Appearances, and the middle-aged lady was a little impatient at first. But seeing that Fang Yuhao was very polite, well-dressed, and good-looking, he didn't immediately refuse, but chatted casually.
Finally, she grabbed her business card and left in a hurry.
"It's not that easy. If you don't have any fame, you will be vigilant if you just send business cards like this...... Everyone believes in big hospitals, and it's normal. Fang Yuhao tidied up his clothes, glanced around from the corner of his eye, and no one noticed him.
He didn't lose heart, and started looking for the next target......
In fact, this kind of work is like handing out leaflets. At first, I felt a little ashamed in my heart, but it didn't matter if I lost it. Life is like that, either rebel or enjoy. It's impossible to reach the sky in one step, if he doesn't work hard and doesn't fight for it, even if he gets the system, what can he do?
Soon, he discovered that women were far more likely to accept business cards than men. In particular, some older old men are particularly difficult to discuss, and they ask for a long time, and they don't even want to take their business cards, or they throw them directly into the trash, which is really enough.
So, he simply gave up the male market and focused on the female market......