Chapter 604: Self-inflicted

"Let's go, we need to get away from these people, find a pure land alone, and dig up the treasures that are destined to belong to us." Luo Fatzi shouted a sentence like poetry in the car radio station.

"Vomit...... Comrade fatty, can you be serious, these sour words come out of your mouth, why do I have a very awkward feeling? After Jiang Yan heard this, she immediately felt that something was wrong with her whole person.

"Haha, fatty, your current cultural level has risen a lot, and you have learned to compose modern poetry, not bad." Wu Ze laughed.

"I am now no longer the person I used to be, you must get used to my progress in the future, we all need to keep pace with the times, otherwise we are destined to be eliminated by the times." Luo Fatzi said nonsense in his mouth.

They kept bickering through the on-board radio, but the speed of their two off-road vehicles was not affected, and they continued to roar over the Gobi, driving on the Gobi Desert much faster than driving in the desert, there are not so many sand piles that will sink into the wheels, except for some bumps, their off-road vehicles can drive around on a rampage here.

After nearly an hour of bumpy driving, the four of them and two cars had distanced themselves from the people who were picking up stones behind them, and their current position was already deep into the hinterland of the Gobi Desert.

Because the deeper you go, the more difficult the road becomes, so in this area, there are not as many people picking up stones as before, and there are a few figures scattered on the empty Gobi Desert.

"You see, there are stones all around here, let's get out of the car here and look for them first, and see if we can find the legendary king of jade here." Jiang Yan gave orders.

As soon as the car stopped, Luo Fatzi immediately jumped out of the car, and he shouted at the empty Gobi Desert: "The king of jade, the fat man is here, you hurry up." ”

As soon as Wu Ze and the three of them stepped out of the car door, they heard the heroic screams of Luo Fatzi, and suddenly they all had black faces, turned around and walked into the distance, looking like they didn't know him, this guy is too embarrassing.

"Hey, why are you running so fast, wait for me!" Luo Fat chased and shouted after him.

On this Gobi Desert, there are indeed a lot of stones, but these stones are ordinary rocks, there is no trace of jade at all, the four of them lined up in a row, like sweeping mines to search carefully, at first, they were still interested, but they just looked for more than half an hour, stunned that they didn't even find a piece of jade with a big fingernail.

Luo Fatzi finally couldn't stand this boring treasure hunting mode, he sat directly on the ground, and muttered: "Jiang Da Beauty, when I didn't come yet, I said it was unreliable, you see, can you pick up jade here?" It's obviously, according to me, what is said in the news is a lie, I'm going to leave it here now, if you can pick up jade here, I can eat it on the spot. ”

"Comrade Fatty, do you mean what you say? Do you want to remember that? Don't let you perform and eat jade raw at that time, you have to play tricks again. Jiang Yan straightened her waist and looked at Luo Fatzi and said with a smile.

"Manly man, a mouthful of spit and a nail, let's talk, as long as you find a piece of jade, I will swallow it immediately." Luo Fatzi responded without showing weakness.

After saying this, he also picked up an egg-sized stone on the ground, grabbed it in his hand, threw it twice in the air, and continued: "This Gobi Desert is full of stones, but these are ordinary stones. ”

"Fatty, don't move, show me this stone you are holding in your hand." Jiang Yan suddenly shouted.

When Luo Fatzi was throwing a stone just now, Jiang Yan found that this stone reflected an unusual light under the sun's illumination, although she and Luo Fatzi were a little far away, but at that moment, she accurately captured this glimmer of light.

"Beauty Jiang, these stones are all over the ground, what is there to look at, if you want it, it is all over the place, how much do you want, I will pick up as much as you want." Luo Fatzi scoffed.

That being said, after he finished saying this, a pair of eyes unconsciously swept to the random stone in his hand.

But at this glance, the expression on Fat Luo's face immediately seemed to be a ghost, Nima's, what's going on?

I saw that the stone he was holding in his hand now had a slightly oily skin, a cold and lubricated touch, and a little white in color, it was obvious that this stone was already a piece of jade, although its quality was very poor.

Jiang Yan ran over very fast, in the blink of an eye, she had already appeared in front of Luo Fatzi, and before Luo Fatzi could react, Jiang Yan snatched the stone in his hand.

"Haha, Comrade Fatty, are we going to start the show of eating raw jade now? In full view of everyone, you won't be fooling again, will you? Jiang Yan held the stone in her hand and laughed.

"Yan'er, what's going on? Have you found the jade? Liu Rumei was a little far away, and she didn't see anything unusual about the stone picked up by Luo Fatzi just now, but now after hearing Jiang Yan say this, she hurriedly ran over to join in the fun.

"Haha, the fat man's luck is really bursting, he picked up a piece of jade without paying attention, maybe he felt a little hungry, so he picked up a piece of jade to satisfy his hunger." Jiang Yan smiled and handed the stone to Liu Rumei.

"Fatty, your appetite is so good, you don't even let go of jade, I really admire and admire." Wu Ze also walked over from a distance and said with a smile.

"Uh......" Luo Fatzi had a black line on his face, he wanted to chop off his hand now, what is this called, it was simply self-inflicted.

"Fat brother, since you are so hungry, let's hurry up and eat stones, after we see you eating stones, we have to continue to pick up jade." Liu Rumeiqiong's nose wrinkled, and she urged directly.

Luo Fatzi looked at the stone in Jiang Yan's hand, and really felt a little crying without tears, if he didn't do it, why did he pick up the stones on the ground?

Suddenly, he felt as if something was wrong, what did he just say? Luo Fatzi thought carefully in his heart, this stone is not delicious, he must find a reason to fool this matter over.

"Hey, no, why should I eat stones? What did I just say to you? Just now I said that if you can find the jade, I will eat it on the spot, Jiang Da Beauty, you are right? Luo Fatzi suddenly felt blessed and thought of a word of shirk.