Chapter 134: It's Delicious!
"You" Chu Yunxi said with a smile: "You're right, you can't bear it!" ”
Chu Yunxi said, then hugged Li Mu again, buried his face in Li Mu's chest and hit his chest, and said, "I'm going to hug it tightly, I can't ask others to snatch it away." ”
When Li Mu heard this, he couldn't help but laugh and said, "Yes, Yunxi has to hold it tight." ”
"Hmm." Chu Yunxi was very obedient, and hugged Li Mu and didn't let go.
Chu Yunxi knew that he had been drunk and spit out the truth powder, although he wanted to sober himself up, but there was no way at all, the whole person was confused, as if he was drunk, he couldn't control what he said, and when he woke up again, it was broken!
Chu Yunxi got up from the bed, dizzy and swollen, and almost fell out of bed with an unsteady head down.
Fortunately, Li Mu grabbed Chu Yunxi from behind and hugged the person back.
Li Mu said: "It's been a night, and the sky is about to dawn, isn't Yunxi still awake?" The effect is also too long. ”
"Li Mu, you big bastard!"
Chu Yunxi endured the feeling of dizziness, raised his fist and beckoned to Li Mu's nose.
Li Mu hurriedly stretched out his hand to stop it, and then took the opportunity to take Chu Yunxi into his arms and hugged him to death.
Li Mu said: "Madam, you can't hit your face." Yesterday, Mrs. said, you like the king's face the most, how can it be good if it is broken? And Madame also said that the king's nose is high, straight and straight, and his appearance is very standard, if it is broken by a punch, Madame will not be able to appreciate it in the future. ”
Chu Yunxi was stunned by what Li Mu said, would he say that he liked Li Mu's face? No, you can't! No way! This kind of shameful words, Chu Yunxi also thinks about it when he daydreams, it is absolutely impossible to say it, even if he is drunk and not sober, he will not be so unreserved?
Li Mu saw that she didn't believe it, so he said: "Yunxi said a lot yesterday, such as the king's long legs, the king's big chest, and the king's fart."
"Say no more!"
Chu Yunxi hurriedly covered Li Mu's mouth, thinking that it was over, did he really say everything? Exposed the essence of the nymphomaniac and said so many shameful words?
Chu Yunxi was uneasy in his heart, seeing Li Mu's smiling appearance, he swallowed his saliva, and said stubbornly: "I drank too much yesterday and said strange things, that was not my intention!" ”
"Yunxi's words are not right," Li Mu said: "Didn't Yunxi say it?" The medicine you developed is called drunken spitting mantra. ”
"What a drunken spit truth!" Chu Yunxi didn't admit it even when he was killed, his eyes rolled, and he said: "Although that medicine is called spitting the truth after drinking, but the medicine is also divided into men and women, do you understand it." It's like a fetal pill, what's the use of giving it to men. There are also aphrodisiacs, and it's not right for women to eat. So, this drunken spit out of the truth can only be used by men, and it is counterproductive to give it to women, so you can't believe all the nonsense I said yesterday. ”
Chu Yunxi called this a serious nonsense, and he said it very fluently.
Li Mu suddenly realized and said, "It turns out that there is such a difference. ”
Chu Yunxi hurriedly nodded like pounding garlic and said, "Of course." ”
Li Mu leaned into Chu Yunxi's ear and whispered: "That Yunxi said yesterday that you don't want to sleep with this king, in fact, you mean that you want to sleep with this king?" Yunxi said yesterday that he didn't want to give birth to this king, but in fact, he wanted to give birth to this king? ”
"Me"
Chu Yunxi was stunned, she was broken, she could only remember a little thing, vaguely remembered that she was holding Li Mu and drooling at him, and the others had a headache now, and she couldn't think of it at all.
Chu Yunxi said: "I haven't said anything like this. ”
Li Mu said: "I didn't expect that Mrs. was so active, and this king only learned the true meaning of Mrs. today, which is the king's former wife."
Chu Yunxi picked up the pillow, greeted Li Mu on his head, and said, "Li Mu, you big bastard, bastard, shut up for me, and if you say another word, the old lady will fight with you." ”
Chu Yunxi is called a heroic dry cloud, but he couldn't hit Li Mu at all, but was thrown down on the bed by Li Mu, and he couldn't move if he was suppressed.
Li Mu lowered his head and kissed her lips, and said, "Yunxi is really spicy, but the lips are sweet." ”
Chu Yunxi: "I'm so ashamed, I want to die a little.
Chu Yunxi said: "You let go of me, who allowed you to kiss me." ”
Li Mu smiled and said, "Why is it only allowed to be the king of Yunxi, and not to be the prince of Yunxi?" How is this reasonable? ”
As soon as Li Mu said this, Chu Yunxi's head suddenly hurt a little, and she suddenly recalled some fragmentary memories, she was drunk yesterday, so she took advantage of Li Mu by hugging her, kissed Li Mu's mouth and kissed his cheek, and said that it was so fragrant while kissing, and Li Mu's face was full of saliva.
Chu Yunxi: "It's not that I want to die a little, I really don't want to live anymore, otherwise why don't I be reborn again?"
Li Mu lowered his head again, learned from Chu Yunxi's appearance yesterday, kissed her on the cheek, kissed her loudly, and then said, "Madame is also really fragrant." ”
Chu Yunxi: ""
Chu Yunxi got up from the bed with a helpless face, dressed himself with a desperate face, and then washed up with a grief-stricken face.
When Manhe and Shui Cui came in to serve, Chu Yunxi was sitting at the table sighing.
Manhe grinned and said, "Miss got up so early today. ”
"Alas" Chu Yunxi didn't speak, just sighed.
Shui Cui said: "Miss was very bold yesterday, the slaves and maids heard it outside, and they almost died of shame!" ”
Yesterday, Chu Yunxi was drunk, and he could make a fuss in the sky, not only Li Mu couldn't resist it, but the two little maids were passing by outside, and they all heard the sound inside.
The young lady was particularly bold to show her love to the prince, praising the prince for being handsome or something, and saying that she was jealous or something.
The two little maids listened to it with red faces, for fear that the young lady's bold words would be heard by others, and they took away all the little maids and maids near the yard, and then the two little maids also ran away quickly, but they didn't dare to stay in the yard for a long time.
Chu Yunxi was laughed at by Li Mu, and he was laughed at by the two little maids, and he felt really loveless.
Manhe said: "By the way, Miss, what is the birth of a monkey?" Yesterday, the slave maid heard the young lady shouting that she wanted to give birth to a monkey for the prince, what did this mean? ”
"Raw"
Chu Yunxi almost squirted a sip of tea, and hurriedly said, "You don't have to understand, it's actually meaningless." ”
At this time, Li Mu happened to finish washing, walked in and sat in front of Chu Yunxi, and said, "Yunxi said a lot of strange things yesterday, what Oba and Pikachu, what do they mean?" ”
Chu Yunxi waved his hand, thinking of such an esoteric word, and told Li Mu that Li Mu would not understand, after all, there was a generation gap between them.
Li Mu frowned again and said, "And on behalf of the moon to destroy you, what does this mean?" ”
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