Chapter 359: Don't Confess to Yourself
Luo Fatzi was about to shake off Wu Ze's old accounts, but before he finished speaking, his mouth was directly blocked by Wu Ze with his hand.
"Fatty, what are you talking nonsense? It's useless, what are you talking about, there's no shadow, you are not allowed to ruin your brother's reputation! Wu Ze's old face turned red, and he angrily argued.
"Yo you, Wu Ze, I didn't see it, you also had a black history back then, and you were a master of fighting and picking up girls? Don't block the fat man's mouth, let him go, let him understand, how many girls have you soaked? Let me see it for a long time! Jiang Yan's eyes were fixed on Wu Ze, and she said with a strange yin and yang in her mouth.
Wu Ze was stared at by Jiang Yan very uncomfortable, put down the hand covering Luo Fatzi's mouth, and said to Jiang Yan in a sneering manner: "No, this is all made up by fat people, I think back then, the brothers on the rivers and lakes all called me innocent Xiaolangjun, we were too simple at that time, how could I pick up girls." ”
"Vomit ......" Luo Fatzi, who was standing next to him, couldn't hold back for a while, and squatted on the ground and retched.
"Look, fat man, you can't listen to it anymore, can you? Why don't we talk about your brother Ze'er, the romantic past of the year? "Jiang Yan, this seems to have something to say!
Luo Fatzi glanced at Wu Ze who was standing next to him, and looked at his eyes that were about to eat people, Luo Fatzi was startled, and then Wu Ze kept glancing at him, and the tacit cooperation between the two for many years made Luo Fatzi suddenly comprehend, this time, Luo Fatzi didn't dare to speak indiscriminately.
"Will be a big beauty, no ...... No, I was talking nonsense just now, Brother Ze is simple, yes, it's too simple, he blushes even when he looks at a beautiful woman, how can he do such a difficult thing as picking up a girl! "For the sake of many years of brothers, Luo Fatzi plans to let Wu Ze go and no longer expose his secrets. Intoxicating chapter & section small. Say it's in the hey ~ smoke ~ grid
Listening to Luo Fatzi's defense, which was more false than a lie, Jiang Yan couldn't help but roll her eyes, but no one could believe the nonsense of their brothers.
"Che, do you believe these nonsense words of your two brothers? You're lying so much, aren't you? Whether you believe it or not, I don't believe it anyway. Jiang Yan looked at Wu Ze and the others with disdain and said.
"Ahem, the weather is not bad today, look at the sun...... Yes...... Oh, it's cloudy, no wonder it's so dark. Wu Zeyu was incoherent and wanted to change the subject.
"Ha, yes, yes, hey, you see, why is the blood of this ghould-eating bat dark green? Do you think there's anything special going on here? In order to help Wu Ze change the topic, Luo Fatzi also began to have nothing to say.
"Yes, the fat man is right, why is the blood of this ghould-eating bat dark green? This is so strange, could it be the same as that giant earthworm, what special effect does it have? Wu Ze picked up Luo Fatzi's words and asked directly.
"Ha, it's a possibility, otherwise why dark green blood? It must have some reputation, I'll try it. Hearing Wu Ze's nonsense, Luo Fatzi actually felt a little reasonable.
So Luo Fatzi squatted down, wiped some of the blood of the ghoul bat on the ground with his fingers, and then studied it, he applied the dark green blood to the place on his arm that had not completely healed, but unfortunately, after a while, there was no reaction at all.
I saw Luo Fatzi smearing all over and over again, and watched it repeatedly, but unfortunately, the result made Luo Fatzi extremely frustrated, Luo Fatzi just smeared and smeared, and he didn't let him find out that this strange blood, there was anything magical, and there was no reaction at all.
This experiment was proved to be a failure, which made Luo Fatzi extremely unhappy, why didn't there be any miracles? It's too faceless.
Jiang Yan watched Luo Fatzi squatting on the ground and tossing blindly, and watched him doing experiments there, but this time, she forgot to continue to ask about Wu Ze's past.
Seeing that Jiang Yan was taken to the ditch by Luo Fatzi, Wu Ze, who was standing next to him, finally breathed a sigh of relief, not every man has the courage to face the questioning of beautiful women, especially such a sensitive topic, fortunately, he was finally taken crooked.
Seeing Luo Fatzi's futile foolishness, Wu Ze didn't have much hope, how could there be so many miracles for them to discover, they could occasionally encounter one or two times, it was all burning high incense, what could you expect more?
"Fatty, don't get it, forget it if it doesn't work, there's no need to study this thing all the time, we are still people who pay a few cents a minute now, and we can't waste precious time on this so-called blood." Wu Ze persuaded Luo Fatzi not to study.
Luo Fatzi was tired of squatting there, listening to Wu Ze's persuasion, he thought it made sense, fat brother I am not an ordinary person, how can I waste time on this boring thing? If you can't designate it, let's withdraw it.
So Luo Fatzi stood up, the dark green blood sticking to his hands, looking left and right, but he couldn't find anything to wipe his hands, so he wiped the remaining blood on his hands to his pants indiscriminately.
Jiang Yan next to her jumped away with a disgusted face, afraid that Luo Fat Man would smear this dark green blood on her, just now Luo Fat Man wiped the blood on his hands on his pants, which made her feel so disgusting, too unhygienic, too uncivilized, phew!
Luo Fatzi was frightened by Jiang Yan's jump, he thought Jiang Yan had seen something terrible, and hurriedly asked, "Jiang Da Beauty, what strange things have you seen?" ”
"I only saw a person who didn't pay attention to hygiene, wiping the blood from his hands on his pants, and nothing else was anything strange." Jiang Yan turned on the mockery mode again, and directly despised Luo Fatzi.
"Ahem, this ...... This...... What, hey, Brother Ze, why is the wound on your lip still bleeding? How did this injury come about? Why didn't Jiang Da Meinu help you apply earthworm magic medicine to this wound? That's irresponsible, isn't it? Luo Fatzi said.
Luo Fatzi was shameless in the face of Jiang Yan's contempt, and when he saw that the wound on Wu Ze's lips had not healed, he suddenly changed the topic, and this time, he could catch the sore feet of Wu Ze and Jiang Yan.
For Luo Fatzi's questioning, Wu Ze and Jiang Yan were a little overwhelmed, and when he asked like this, the two of them felt a little guilty in their hearts.
"Well, what, that earthworm mucus is so disgusting, how can it be wiped on your lips, this little injury, it's okay, it's fine." Wu Ze replied hesitantly.
"yes, yes, how can such a disgusting thing be wiped on your lips? What if Wu Ze stretched out his tongue and ate this mucus? ...... vomit" Jiang Yan said on the side, and in the end, even she said it was disgusting.