CHAPTER XXII

A few boys argued, a few girls covered their mouths to fan the flames, the originator of the Huang family's pranks, Huang Xuan is authoritative in pranks, just when a group of people were chirping, Huang Xuan quietly asked Lorraine for prank products......

Can you be disgusted with a year's worth of barbecue? No.

Can you be disgusted with Coke for a year? Nor did it.

A year-old beer that can be disgusting? Or not.

So what can be disgusting for a year? Chinese football.

So Huang Xuan gave up and decided to look for products that would maximize nausea, such as laxatives that were said to be dehydration...... Well, it is said to be a doubling of the amount of laxatives......

"1,000,000 kilowatt-hours of electricity." Seeing that Lorraine was not good at helping, Huang Xuan offered a heavy reward.

Luo Linli ignored him, and the air vibration didn't reply to one, Huang Xuan had to raise the price and said: "2 million degrees." ”

"3 million degrees, Lorraine, it can't be more, I can't starve to death."

"If there were 10 million degrees, I could think about it." Lorraine's answer made Huang Xuan vomit blood.

At this time, when it was time to talk about the hearty, Huang Xuan saw that no one was paying attention to him, and said cautiously: "10 million degrees is more than 10 million, enough for me to buy murder." Huang Xuanke remembered that the cost that Triangle Eye calculated for himself at that time, once more than 1 yuan 6. He said viciously: "5 million degrees, and you have to be able to disgust the other party for at least half a year." ”

"He'll remember it in half a year." Lorraine answered Huang Xuan's words with a very artistic sense, and then began to teach him face-to-face, and finally said: "If you are willing to give 10 million kilowatt-hours of electricity, I can consider helping you kill general targets." Without waiting for Huang Xuan's color to change, he added: "And the technology of this era is imperceptible." ”

"You've ever killed someone?" Huang Xuan said that he knew that Bai asked, the first time he came into contact with Lorraine, he was almost destroyed by humanity in another plane, he unconsciously shook his body and said: "What do you want so much energy for, and kill people." ”

"I need more energy." Lorraine said flatly, and then said, "As long as you can provide enough energy, you will know why." ”

At this time, the boys were already arguing, and Huang Xuan stopped them with a loud shout, and began to assign tasks.

Barbecue can't be let go, Coke beer needs to be guaranteed in quality and quantity, Huang Zhi and Huang Ling two brothers took a group of primary school students to take the order, but Huang Xuan was not optimistic about them, Huang Liming and others on the opposite side of the lotus pond didn't know how many times they had been pranked, they must be careful, the focus is still behind.

Huang Xuan beckoned Huang Song, and then took Huang Shunwei, the second grandson of the fourth grandfather, and left a few little girls in the garden, and the three of them sneaked out quietly.

When each child reaches adulthood, the family will put a sum of money into their card, more or less, and the amount is decided on the anniversary before the age of 18, and the good side of the family will inevitably buy a car.

Huang Xuan knows that several of his cousins, such as Huang Liming and others, have several cars, but today, he will definitely drive the most proud one out, so as not to travel at night.

The cars of the little characters are all parked in the underground parking lot, today is the anniversary, there are more than a dozen people guarding there, Huang Xuan and the two little brothers are sneakily hiding in the corner, Huang Song whispered: "Why don't I lure them away?" ”

"How do you get rid of it?" Huang Shunwei said softly: "I heard that there is an electronic monitoring device inside." ”

"I'll let them go." Huang Song said naturally: "If they dare to top, I will call for help." ”

Huang Xuan shuddered and said, "Idiot, how did you forget to be beaten last time?" If they listen to you, Huang Liming's grandson will let them shout for help. ”

"Then what do you say?" Huang Song spread his hands, meaning that his task had been completed.

Huang Xuanqi was furious again, "Wait for me here, if something happens, run quickly, you know?" ”

"Yes." The two boys nodded vigorously, not at all worried. Huang Xuan stood up helplessly and walked towards the door.

Huang Song and Huang Shunwei stared wide-eyed at how Huang Xuan entered this mysterious parking lot, but strangely found that the guards chatting at the door were still chatting, the security guards playing with batons were still playing with batons, and Huang Xuan disappeared

How did they know that a base from the future was there to help Huang Xuan prank, so they could only rub their eyes and look at the unchanged concrete floor.

The principle of the human eye seeing objects is the reflection of light, so when Lorraine follows Huang Xuan's movement and covers the reflection of light in the area he has walked through, Huang Xuan is equivalent to transparent, but such a large and precise workload consumes a lot of energy from Lorraine.

In the past, Huang Xuan and they also had the idea of taking a car, but it was a pediatrics such as puncturing tires, and then they were closely guarded, and they never succeeded, Huang Zhi was even arrested and beaten, Huang Xuan remembered very clearly, it was his sixth brother (only counting the four rooms of his family) The first to move, he was the first to choose the sixth brother's car this time.

It was a Lamborghini Murcielago, I heard that the car cost more than 300,000 US dollars, plus import taxes, almost 600,000 yuan, it is said that this Lamborghini has 571 horsepower and can run 208 kilometers. However, Huang Xuan was very suspicious, and with the appearance of the sixth child who bullied the soft and was afraid of the hard, he dared to drive to the top speed.

Since he didn't dare to drive, then don't drive, Huang Xuan thought about the sixth brother, and approached the convertible car according to Lorraine's instructions.

The reason why I want to walk in is because of Lorraine's consideration of saving energy, Huang Xuan currently seems to be like a receiver, which can greatly reduce the useless energy consumed by Lorraine near it, as for the reason, Lorraine is unclear, and Huang Xuan has no intention of delving into it, such a complex issue should be left to others to discuss.

Lorraine slightly modified the car's electronics, such as braking, shifting and steering, so that the car steers desperately when it starts. Then there is the seventh-old Ferrari Enzo (Enzo) - according to the current fashion, the Lamborghini is the current vulgar car, and people and not people have to buy a car equipped with "I have a famous car". Ferrari is a common car five years ago, and people who have not yet understood that they are human and not human are shouting "this is a famous car".

Since it is a famous car, there must be good drivers, people who dare not go on the highway all their lives, what is the point of driving a sports car with a maximum speed of 350 kilometers per hour.

It is a meaningful work to free the halter of a thousand miles.

Bugatti, AstoMartin, Porsche, and even the rare and poor Sallen S7, with the help of Huang Xuan, Lorraine tweaked it all, you can think, when they started.

Thinking of this scene, Huang Xuan laughed like a weasel, with a string of stinky fart sounds, and disappeared into the night sky.