"No, don't!" Chu Yunxi shook his head.

When she shook her head, she felt even more dizzy, and she wanted to struggle out of Li Mu's arms. Now it's okay, as soon as he stood up straighter, he threw himself into his arms again and plunged into Li Mu's arms again.

Li Mu couldn't help but smile, he didn't expect today's welfare to be so good, it was really surprising.

Chu Yunxi waved his hand and said, "No, don't hold it, you have to carry it!" Ride a big horse! ”

"Riding" Li Mu has a little headache, it seems that the strength of medicine is too big for a person like Chu Yunxi who is not good at drinking, after such a while, he is already drunk regardless of the south, east and northwest, and he doesn't know what he is talking about.

Li Mu said: "Carry it well, can you carry it on your back?" ”

Chu Yunxi immediately smiled and lay on Li Mu's back, and then began to toss on Li Mu's back, really thinking that Li Mu was a big horse.

"Drive!" Chu Yunxi put his arms around Li Mu's neck with one hand, patted him on the shoulder with the other, and shouted with a smile: "Go Pikachu!" ”

"What mound?" Li Mu really didn't understand, but seeing that Chu Yunxi was drunk and crazy, he hurriedly carried the people into the house, lest the people in the palace see their embarrassed appearance.

Li Mu entered the house and quickly closed the door, just wanting to put Chu Yunxi on the bed and let her lie down honestly, so that she would not bump into it.

However, Chu Yunxi didn't do it, he didn't want to go into the back room, he held the table with both hands, and he didn't go inside.

Li Mu couldn't cry or laugh, and he didn't dare to hurt her hard, so he said kindly: "Come to Yunxi and be obedient, can you go inside?" ”

"Not good." Chu Yunxi shook his head, not only was it not good, but it also intensified, and he actually climbed on the table with both hands and feet.

Chu Yunxi stood condescendingly on the table, with a great sense of the courage to see the mountains and small mountains, pointed at Li Mu's nose, and said confidently: "You big pervert!" Don't think I don't know what you're thinking! ”

If it weren't for Chu Yunxi's slurred speech and intermittent words, Li Mu would have thought that Chu Yunxi was pretending to be drunk and scolding himself.

Chu Yunxi continued to say with his tongue wide open: "You big pervert! You're trying to take advantage of me! I'm not going in, I'm not that stupid. ”

Li Mu couldn't cry or laugh, for fear that she would fall off the table when she swayed, and said, "Madam, take a closer look, where can you find a pervert as handsome as this king?" ”

"Looks" Chu Yunxi said: "Isn't being a pervert if you look handsome?" ”

Li Mu was laughed at by her, and said, "It turns out that the lady also admits that this king is handsome?" ”

"Well," Chu Yunxi drank too much unexpectedly honesty, and he didn't need Li Mu to guide him step by step, so he nodded and said, "There is only the advantage of being handsome." ”

Chu Yunxi said and smiled, and finally stopped standing on the table, and the hungry tiger pounced on Li Mu's arms.

Li Mu reached out to catch Chu Yunxi, lest she fall down, and it would be bad if she broke it again.

Li Mu said: "Madame, be careful. ”

"Handsome is crying!" Chu Yunxi ignored him, tilted his head to himself, touched Li Mu's face, and looked like he was so crazy that he was about to drool, which was very different from usual.

Usually Chu Yunxi always pays attention to his image, so where can he be so unreserved, although Li Mu is very handsome, but Chu Yunxi usually doesn't admit it on his mouth.

Now that Chu Yunxi has taken his own medicine by mistake, he honestly has no friends, holding Li Mu's face, he praised without hesitation: "It's much more handsome than those long-legged Obas in the TV series!" ”

"Vomit what?" Li Mu didn't understand it again.

What is Oba? It doesn't sound like a personal name, but Chu Yunxi said that he is more handsome than Oba, so Oba should be a person. And it shouldn't be the name of the Central Plains, nor the name of the Xue country, it's strange, I haven't heard of it.

"Long legs!" Chu Yunxi was still drooling, and continued to praise with a smile: "The legs are long, the face is good-looking, and the butt is still very upturned!" ”

"Ass"

Chu Yunxi said, raised his hand and gave Li Mu a slap on the buttocks, which was really not soft at all.

Li Mudu was dumbfounded, his temples jumped violently, his eyelids began to jump violently, and after his wife was drunk, he was really arrogant, really informal, and he couldn't bear it.

Li Mu "coughed".

As a result, Chu Yunxi stopped holding his face and drooled, and actually began to attack his chest.

Chu Yunxi patted him twice on the chest, and said with a smile: "Look at this chest, it's so strong, it's bigger than mine." ”

Li Mu: ""

Li Mu regretted it a little, he shouldn't have calculated Chu Yunxi, he had a feeling of lifting a stone to hit himself in the foot, but he was actually calculated by Chu Yunxi.

Chu Yunxi was still muttering: "It's more material than the actor on TV, I like to like you to be handsome like you, and there is still material!" There are a lot of white chickens, how boring! ”

Li Mu: ""Headache, in addition to a headache, is a headache.

Chu Yunxi hugged Li Mu and didn't let go, buried his face in his heart, smirked, and said, "Let's go, let's save the world!" ”

"Save what?" Li Mu asked, he regretted it after asking, after all, asking a drunken maniac, isn't he even crazier?

Chu Yunxi answered all questions and said: "Superheroes don't have D cups, so they're embarrassed to save the world!" Go, you can already save the world, go Pikachu! The peace of the universe depends on you. ”

Li Mu: ""

"Cloud Tide, Cloud Tide"

Li Mu really couldn't resist it, and hurriedly helped her, and said, "This king is wrong, Yunxi, have you got the antidote?" Where is the antidote, the king will go and fetch it for you. ”

"Where are you going?" Chu Yunxi hugged him and didn't let him go, like a sloth.

Li Mu said: "Yunxi wait a minute, this king will go back when he goes." ”

Li Mu thought, if there is no antidote, he will go to Chengfei and ask, Chengfei should have a way? If you really can't help it

Li Mu had an even more headache when he thought about it.

"Want to run?" Chu Yunxi saw that he was about to slip away, where was he willing to let go, another hungry tiger pounced on food, this time he used both hands and feet, and the whole person hung on Li Mu.

That is, Chu Yunxi is relatively petite, otherwise Li Mu would definitely be knocked down by her if she pounced on her like this.

Li Mu hurriedly caught her and said, "Yunxi, it's the king who is wrong, it's the king who is wrong, and the king begs for mercy." ”

"Hey, hey, hey," Chu Yunxi said with a smile: "Little lady, today you are from the uncle?" Now there is no one to save you, even if you scream in your throat, no one will pay attention to you. ”

Li Mu: ""

"What? The little lady still doesn't follow? Chu Yunxi was simply playful, looking very happy, and said: "The little lady is still a chaste martyr, it doesn't matter, take my little leather whip and candle uncle, uncle will train you well!" ”

Li Mu: ""

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