383 Nymphomaniac grabs the incense hoof

Shan Biao asked Xu Laosan to test his marriage and fortune telling, but Xu Laosan was not good at all.

There are two kinds of people who are in the walk.

One is like Master Tai, although he is not a professional fortune teller, but with his profound Taoism, he can use the Qimen Dunjia of this door to speculate on the evolution of the general trend.

The other kind is a professional like Liu Blind, who has profound skills, and can calculate the general trend, and if his skills are average, he can also calculate for some small things.

A layman like Xu Laosan doesn't know fortune telling at all, let alone test the marriage of a tiger, he doesn't even know that there is an extra tigress on Tiger Ridge.

Therefore, Xu Laosan was there, fooling Shan Biao with literary words, what "the gentleman works all day long, and he is not to blame" and the like, not to mention Shan Biao, I don't understand.

After listening to it for a long time, I feel that none of what Xu Laosan said is related to marriage.

As a result, after he finished fooling, Shan Biao looked confused, the eyes of the two tigers were bigger than the light bulbs, and Xu Laosan took the opportunity to touch the head of the confused Shan Biao.

"Biaozi, think about what I said, tigress, naturally."

Xu Laosan finished pretending, put down a sentence, lifted his robe, and floated away.

Seeing Shan Biao lying on his stomach in a daze, I was afraid that it would be sprayed stupidly by Xu Laosan, so I hurriedly ran over and pulled Shan Biao's beard to make him sober up, and then I gave it a trick.

"Biaozi, don't listen to my third grandfather's nonsense, my master will show you the way! You don't have to worry about anything else, just stalk with one move, on the entire Running Tiger Ridge, except for you, there is no male tiger, and you are afraid that Dongxue will not follow you! ”

I said it succinctly, Shan Biao understood this time, and as soon as the tiger's head was raised, the spirit came again.

At this time, Xu Laosan walked out of the kitchen, carrying a string of things in his hand.

"Eldest grandson, in the afternoon, Professor Yang sent us a few bundles of fragrant hooves, this thing used to be a royal tribute ingredient, tomorrow at noon, let's fight the tooth sacrifice!"

As soon as Xu Laosan's words fell, Shan Biao whined and ran over to him.

Xu Laosan thought that he had fooled Shan Biao and was debunked by me, but he looked at the tiger that pounced and was stunned on the spot.

As a result, Shan Biao ignored Xu Laosan at all, and bit the bundle of fragrant hooves in one bite, and pulled hard, and the rope in Xu Laosan's hand broke.

Then he watched as Shan Biao jumped out of the wall with a bundle of incense hooves in his mouth.

I knew in my heart that Shan Biao snatched the bundle of fragrant hooves, it must have been to go up the mountain to please the tigress Dongxue.

Shan Biao left, Xu Laosan reacted, threw away the half of the rope in his hand, pointed to the direction of Shan Biao's departure, and scolded Shan Biao's ancestors for eighteen generations.

When Xu Laosan was tired of scolding, I said look at it, such a big Taoist is angry with a stupid tiger.

Xu Laosan snorted, and went to the kitchen to bring out a bottle of wine.

"I snatched the bundle of fragrant hooves, it doesn't matter, I have a bottle of good wine here, hehe, if you want to talk about Lao Yang, it's really interesting......

Xu Laosan said, and shook the wine bottle at me, but before he finished speaking, Shan Biao jumped in again, as fast as a yellow whirlwind, pounced in front of Xu Laosan, opened his big mouth and bit Xu Laosan's wrist.

Xu Laosan's hands shook in fright.

In the blink of an eye, Shan Biao left again.

The good wine in Xu Laosan's hand was gone, so he was so angry that he jumped to his feet and scolded, scolded Shan Biao for being a sinister and cunning villain tiger cub, snatched away the bundle of fragrant hooves, killed the horse pistol, and snatched the wine away.

Seeing that Xu Laosan was angry, I secretly laughed.

I said in my heart, Shan Biao won't be, I want to get drunk with winter snow with wine, and then come to a bully to make a bow, right?

It doesn't matter, anyway, on the Tiger Ridge, there are two tigers, one male and one female, I don't think Dongxue will bite Shan Biao to death, otherwise where would she go to find a man!

Xu Laosan scolded in the end, his voice was hoarse, so I persuaded him, Third Grandpa, if you wake up Xiaoying and affect the medicinal effect of Qinglu, you won't be able to get a single point of the Mai family's filial piety in the future.

Hearing me say this, Xu Laosan immediately shut up.

Soon, outside the Guandi Temple, there was a sound of brakes, and a large group of people came uninvited, led by Professor Yang Mai Sanlang, as well as Xu Dabi and a group of beer bellies.

Although most of them are official people, they have all heard the story of Guandi Temple, so they are very polite to Xu Laosan.

Many people also asked the driver to take out cigarettes, alcohol, and souvenirs from the trunk and send them in to honor Xu Laosan.

Xu Laosan looked at the good things piled up in the kitchen, and his mood quickly improved.

Although no one dared to speak loudly, there was also a buzz from ear to ear.

Now that Mai Xiaoying is saved, my guilt for Mai Saburo is basically gone.

I pulled Mai Saburo over and whispered to him that Mai Xiaoying was meditating, and now was a critical moment, and she must not be distracted by the noise.

Hearing me say this, Mai Saburo patted me on the shoulder like a loving father and said to me:

"Huangshan, my Xiaoying, please leave it to you, I believe in my own vision, I won't look at the wrong person."

Mai Saburo's trust made my heart warm.

The feeling of fatherly love that I had not felt for a long time was so sudden that it almost made me cry.

Fortunately, Mai Saburo went to find Xu Da Nose and didn't see my emotional changes, otherwise it would be embarrassing.

Mai Saburo was over there, whispering a few words to Xu Da's nose, and then pulled everyone away.

Seeing that only Professor Yang was left in the courtyard, I leaned over.

Professor Yang saw that people were leaving, and hurriedly walked over to me and asked, "Xiao Huang, video, are you done?" ”

I walked back to the room, unplugged the charging cable of my phone, and then held it like a baby, and handed it to Professor Yang, who opened it and saw that tears were coming down from his eyes, and he was trembling all over, and the phone almost fell out of his hand.

"Professor Yang, what's wrong with you? What's uncomfortable? "I was shocked to see him crying.

"I'm not uncomfortable, I'm excited!" After Professor Yang finished speaking, he found a bench and sat down, and finally calmed down his mood.

"Xiao Huang, you have made another great achievement! Unexpectedly, there are white tigers on Running Tiger Ridge, and it seems that it is still a tigress, now it's good, as long as the male tiger and female tiger are healthy, there will be a herd of tigers on Running Tiger Ridge! ”

Professor Yang said, pulling out a large envelope from his file bag.

"Xiao Huang, you must accept this 10,000 yuan! This is the funding of our group, I have the right to dispose of it, and I will reward you now! Professor Yang said, and threw the money to me.

I insisted that I don't want to, but Xu Laosan grabbed the envelope in his hand first.

"Huangshan, Professor Yang is your leader from the position, and from the age, he is your elder, he is full of his words, let you take it, don't disobey the will of the elders and leaders!"

Xu Laosan was greedy for the 10,000 yuan, and then came to persuade me.

"Huangshan, this 10,000 is the first reward, and there will be more! You take this money, you deserve it, otherwise we will spend a lot of money to bring in a tigress! Professor Yang said sincerely.

As soon as Professor Yang said this, before I could speak, Xu Laosan carried the envelope into his arms.

"Eldest grandson, that's it, what about the money, the third grandfather will pretend for you first."

Xu Laosan said with a smile.

I glared at Xu Laosan fiercely.

He immediately looked up at the sky, pretended not to see, and went to the kitchen to pack up the souvenirs.

I sent all the two videos I had taken to Professor Yang, and he received them with trembling hands.

One thing suddenly came to mind.

This incident has made me a little uneasy lately.

I said to Professor Yang: "Professor Yang, my grades are actually not good, and during this time, I have delayed my homework for several months, and I don't know if I can graduate from high school smoothly." ”

When I said this, I was a little embarrassed, and my face turned red.

"When the time comes, will our ecological group kick me out because I don't have a diploma?" I asked Professor Yang cheekily.

Professor Yang waved his hand and said, "Isn't it a diploma!" You have made such a great contribution to Zihuan County and even the entire Pengcheng City, I said before that it is not a matter for you to be promoted exceptionally and diplomatically! ”

Then Professor Yang gave me the bottom again.

High school diploma, the county leaders have promised that they will arrange it for me, the only condition is that as long as I have two years, don't poke out any big things.

As for the university, Professor Yang has already thought about it for me, and he will help me make proper arrangements.