The priest came to the monster in grief and anger, and the monster screamed in fear.

"You can't kill me, the Blue Couple Gate will avenge me, and I am the third-in-command of the Blue Couple Gate."

It was useless, and the Sanskrit Daoist vented his anger and kept hitting the monster with yellow spiritual power until the monster spat blood and lost his breath.

Back to the Yunlai Taoist Temple, the Taoist priest of Fanyin dug out a jar of wine from the ground, saying that it had been treasured for twelve years, and it was originally used to celebrate the sixtieth birthday of the senior brother Fenggu.

The wine is mellow and fragrant, we drank happily, drank half of the jar of wine, and the Sanskrit Taoist priest buried the remaining half of the jar in the ground, saying that Shi Zhen would be killed, and then come to drink this jar of wine.

I lived in the Yunlai Taoist Temple for three months, and there was no good news from Jin Jili, but every month I would send someone to send medicine for me to cultivate the Big Dipper Seven Star Pill.

On this day, I missed Saitama and left home to visit, guarding her for half a month before leaving to go to the Yunlai Taoist Temple.

Yiren City, to which the county belongs, has opened a high-speed railway, I came to Yiren City to board the high-speed rail train, walked into the carriage, found a seat and sat down, and there was a beautiful girl next to the window.

He was dressed in a fashionable way, with a strong smell of perfume on his body, and he was playing games with a tablet in his hand.

As soon as I sat down, the girl looked up and said hello in a friendly manner, and I responded, and she continued to play the game with her head down.

It didn't take long for the girl to be tired of playing, leaning on the back of the chair and closing her eyes, changing her position after half a minute, and sleeping generously and naturally next to my shoulder.

I am a man of grace, and there is no dissatisfaction.

The girl's nostrils breathed softly and rhythmically, and it was the first time I had heard a woman breathe like this while she was sleeping, and it was a novelty to listen intently.

Infected by the rhythm, I soon fell asleep.

When I woke up, I found that the girl had gotten out of the car, the window seat was replaced by an aunt, the pants pocket lost a sense of heaviness, touched it and learned that the mobile phone was missing, ominously looked up at the luggage rack, and the backpack eloped with the mobile phone.

To make matters worse, I've sat on more than three sites.

It must have been done by the girl, she pretended to sleep and hypnotized me with the rhythm of the breath, which is really a high-IQ crime.

I'm so dumbfounded, I'm penniless and I've been on the site, and there's a lot of trouble waiting for me in the future, what should I do? There is no choice but to let it go.

A woman who is pretty, takes the initiative to say hello, and likes to sleep on the shoulder of a strange man is toxic.

Sitting at the terminal station Shanghai and getting off the train, I found the police to turn themselves in, and in the police station, the police were transferred to monitor and check, who knew that it would bring more trouble.

The surveillance showed that I was groping on the girl's breasts.

The evidence is ironclad, I was administratively detained for five days, and during these five days, I passed the time by grinding my teeth on the girl.

When I came out of the detention center, I was at a loss and didn't know where to go, my mobile phone number was stored by name, and the only thing I could remember was the Saitama number, and I tried to call it, but the number was in a shutdown state.

I wandered the bustling streets of Shanghai, afraid to go near food and restaurants and other outlets, which would cause a backlash from my stomach.

When I was drowsy with hunger, I had a whim, turned over a white cloth and black charcoal from the garbage can, wrote the four big characters 'Ghost Hunting Great Immortal' on the white cloth, tied them to the branches, and carried them on my shoulders to swagger everywhere.

attracted many people to take pictures and watch.

In the evening, I sat down in front of a building to rest, and soon a tall and mighty woman came out of the corridor.

He is more than 1.7 meters tall, has a big pig's head and ears, has a big waist and a round waist, predicts that his chest is bigger than a mine, and his butt has beaten the grinding plate.

The woman first glanced at the banner, then looked at me, her eyes shone brightly, and she said: "Master, I can look forward to you, the house has been in trouble for several months, and it is about to scare me to death, if you catch the ghost, I will reward you well." ”

I looked at her suspiciously, what kind of ghost would dare to stay in your house? It's a business, and when you're hungry, you don't dare to pick the fat and the thin.

When I came to the woman's house, I heard my stomach growling, and the woman brought me a lot of cakes and bread, and I was swept away like a storm.

With a full stomach and strength in my body, I energetically asked the woman, when will the ghost come? She winked and replied that the ghost had already come.

I looked around and saw no vision, and asked the woman, where is the ghost?

The woman pinched her orchid finger, pointed to her chest charmingly, and said, "The ghost is here, waiting for you to come up and catch it." ”

I suddenly understood what was happening, and was thinking about what to do, when the woman jumped up, grabbed me, and pressed my head against her fat and oily breasts.

"Master, the more the ghost is making trouble, the more fierce it becomes, you should catch it quickly." The woman said with a grin.

Caught off guard, my head sank into the oil and water, it was a little difficult to breathe, my arms shook hard, and the woman's arms were like iron hoops, and I couldn't break free.

In desperation, I reached out and touched the two acupuncture points on her lower abdomen, and the woman quickly let go of her hand and covered her stomach and cried out in pain.

Liberated, I hurriedly fled outside, running two miles before I dared to stop.

If you're lucky enough to get a full meal, how will you spend tomorrow? I stood there thinking for a while, and without coming to a conclusion, I came to an eaves and sat down and stared at the starry sky in a daze.

Damn hypnotic thief!

I was grinding my teeth, leaning against the wall and falling asleep.

Someone kicked me awake.

It was dawn, and there were people in a hurry, and no one paid attention to a street bum.

When I saw the person who woke me up, a person jumped up to the sky, grabbed her shirt tightly, and said angrily: "The shameless hypnotic thief threw himself into the net, follow me to the police station to punish the law." ”

It's the fashionable girl on the high-speed train.

The girl smiled and said: "I'm here, don't worry, eat breakfast first, and then go to the police station with you, report to the police, you don't change your thief's heart, and you actually followed you to the house to plot misdeeds, how about it?" ”

I was discouraged and let go.

"Go to my house and cook breakfast for you."

The girl's name is Mo Youyou, and she lives in this building, which is really a ghost.

Mo Youyou's house is a single apartment, and the layout is the same as my dress, which is quite fashionable and trendy, which sets off my hillbilly identity. She went to cook the noodles and asked me if I put meat or eggs.

I hurriedly said to put the eggs, and the greasy smell of last night's meat still lingered in my heart.

After eating the noodles, Mo Youyou returned the things to me, and then asked, "Do you really know how to hunt ghosts?" ”

It turned out that my image spread quickly on the Internet, and I was made into a meme and called it 'ghost sorrow'.

I didn't have the heart to answer.

"No, it won't."

How can the anger of five days of detention be so easy to dissipate?

Mo Youyou sighed and said, "If I knew earlier, I wouldn't have invited you to breakfast." ”

I asked, "Is there something haunted?" ”

Mo Youyou glanced at me and complained, "You don't know how to hunt ghosts, what's the use of saying it?" ”

I reached out and gave her a few quick taps, causing her to stiffen and unable to move.

"I know that you are a guy with special abilities, and my sister is saved." Mo Youyou said in surprise.

When the acupuncture points were unlocked, Mo Youyou told her sister about it, and it turned out that she was captured by a ghost, or in front of Mo Youyou. My sister was reading a book in the living room, Mo Youyou was playing a game, and my sister suddenly disappeared into thin air.