995 Liu is blind and drunk
After Zhang Lin finished speaking, she looked at the sleeping little demon, and said When I came just now, you were sleeping with her in your arms, how did you get up, continue to sleep, do whatever you have to do, man, just be casual, right?
I smiled and said you thought too much, nothing happened to us, I just washed her feet.
As a result, when Zhang Lin heard this, she was even more excited than hearing me and the little demon roll the sheets, saying that you actually washed her feet, I have been with you for so long, you washed my feet once!
When a woman is angry about these things, don't quarrel with her, that will only add fuel to the fire.
So I just laughed and didn't speak.
"No, you have to wash my feet too! And rub my feet, I'm tired too! Zhang Lin said.
I'll just say that you make a sedan chair, how can you get tired of your feet.
"Then I don't care, I'm just tired anyway." Zhang Lin said and sat down on the chair.
I had no choice but to call hot water and wash Zhang Lin's feet and rub her feet like a little embarrassment.
Zhang Lin's unreasonable trouble, just for a while, after washing her feet, she stopped making trouble, and told me about the meeting in the Hades Palace.
It is said that there is nothing to do, Lord Yan said that everyone should get together, so that everyone can get acquainted with Zhang Lin, the newly promoted female colleague.
I feel like something isn't quite right.
Because of this meeting node, something is wrong.
I asked Zhang Lin if she felt anything abnormal.
Zhang Lin recalled for a while and said that there was nothing abnormal, it was the little judge who was always staring at her waist.
"This bastard, who looks like a fan, if it weren't for everyone's presence, I'm sure I'll kick him in the face! I don't understand, why didn't Lord Yama bury this brother-in-law, the evaluation of the little judge in the underworld is not good, just because of this, Lord Yama's prestige has also decreased a lot in the eyes of everyone. ”
I smiled and said that his brother-in-law, who knows about him and the pink skeleton, must know more of his secrets, and if he were someone else, Lord Yama could kill people directly, but this is his brother-in-law, and he can't kill him easily, after all, he has to take into account his wife's feelings.
Zhang Lin snorted and said that the man didn't have a good thing, and he didn't know about Lord Yama's wife, or whether he knew about him and the pink skeleton.
"She definitely doesn't know, the little judge won't tell her, just because this guy cheated on her sister with her brother-in-law, so she will be protected and trusted by her brother-in-law."
When I said this, I touched Zhang Lin's waist.
"What, after washing your feet, you still have to wash my waist?" Zhang Lin said with a smile.
I didn't say right, I suddenly thought of something, didn't you just say that the little judge stared at your waist, and now I figured it out, why is he like this!
"Oh, is there a big secret hidden in my waist?" Zhang Lin became interested all of a sudden.
"No, it's not that you have a secret in your waist, but the little judge, this time he wants to get you down, he doesn't want to be in the underworld, who else is tied to him for the position of the little judge, especially a little-known little woman like you."
Zhang Lin still didn't understand, so I gave her an analysis.
"Most of the things that you have been injured by the dragon in the past few days, and the little judge heard a little wind, so he will blow the wind in front of the Lord of Yama and hold this meeting with no agenda, he thinks that your waist is not good, so you can't go to the meeting, and then he can make a big fuss, and even find evidence that you went to provoke the dragon girl in Tsing Yi, and then sue you for the crime of destroying the agreement between the underworld and the Dragon Palace."
Zhang Lin said that no wonder this kid saw that my waist was fine, and he still pinched his chin and pondered.
"If he succeeds this time, let alone continue to be a judge, even if you want to be a ghost, you can't do it, and it is very likely that you will be directly removed from the prefecture!"
Hearing me say this, Zhang Lin clenched her fists at that time.
"This little judge actually wants to harm me, I definitely can't spare him!"
I'll just say don't worry, I'll slowly think of a way, if you want to get him, you have to kill him with one blow, and you must not give him a chance to fight back, and kill him, and let Lord Yama not find the words to retaliate against us.
When I said this, I thought of the ledgers that Mr. Big gave me.
So I took out the account book and let Zhang Lin take a good look.
After Zhang Lin looked at it a few times, she closed the account book excitedly, with an excited face.
"With this, as long as Mr. Big said, in front of the handsome judge of the underworld, hand over the account book to Lord Yama, I don't have to worry that Lord Yama will not deal with the little judge!"
I shook my head and said it was impossible.
Zhang Lin said why not.
"If you do this, although Lord Yama has no choice but to deal with the little judge, but he will also hate you, the emperors of the world regard being held hostage by courtiers as the biggest taboo, and the emperor of ten thousand years like Lord Yama will definitely think like this even more, so if you do this, then the little judge will die, and the next one to die will be you."
Listening to my analysis, Zhang Lin was very convinced.
This girl actually threw herself into my arms and rubbed her head against my neck.
I said in my heart that no matter how powerful a woman is, she still has to rely on a wise man.
When I was praising my wisdom in my heart, there were people in the temple of Emperor Guan.
The footsteps on the ground were very soft, but Zhang Lin and I heard it.
"It must be a human master, because Master Guan didn't make a move." Zhang Lin whispered.
I nodded, held hands with Zhang Lin, opened the door and walked out.
The people who infiltrated did not hide from us, but swaggered and stood in the compound of the Guandi Temple.
It turned out to be Liu Blind.
"Master Liu is here, is there something wrong?" I said with a smile.
"Boy, be polite to me, I don't have a place to stay tonight, come to Guandi Temple to spend the night, quickly arrange a room for me." After Liu Blind finished speaking, he yawned.
This blind Liu, since his eyes regained his sight, still wears sunglasses and pretends to be blind, and he often comes and goes without a trace, which is unpredictable.
I smiled and led him to the east courtyard, where I used to live.
"Zhang Lin's waist, isn't it okay, I let go of the things in the field and came in a hurry, you kid lied to me." Liu Blind complained.
I'll just say that I didn't lie to you, Zhang Lin's waist was healed by Master Tai.
"Damn, you are looking for your master to help, why did you call me again, I ran for nothing, it really can't be done, you break Zhang Lin's waist, I will treat her again, otherwise I feel that this empty trip is really a waste of life."
I'll just say you're joking, I might as well break your waist and take care of it yourself, so that I can see Master Liu's clever methods.
"I was quite sleepy just now, I will not be sleepy after arguing with you kid, in fact, I quite like to get along with you, you kid is a fool and a fool, such a beautiful female judge, you have been caught...... So, do you have any wine? ”
I said that there is a lot of wine, but there are only peanuts, and they are raw.
"I like raw peanuts the most, I just saw that there is no soybean sauce over there, and green chili peppers, you take these over, I can drink after eating these."
Seeing that Liu's blind man was addicted to alcohol, I did as he said.
Poor Xu Laosan's best bottles of wine, only one bottle was drunk by Master Tai and Grandpa, and now this bottle is almost drunk by Liu Blind, pulling peanuts, green peppers and soybean paste.
When Liu Blind was drinking, he didn't forget to brag about his skills.
Go to heaven and earth, destroy Buddha and dragon, there is nothing he can't.
"Stinky boy, is there anything difficult to solve, if there is, while I'm in a good mood now, you hurry up and tell me, I'll help you solve it, if you don't say it, after this village, there will be no such shop."
What Blind Liu said was exactly what I wanted, so I told Blind Liu about the little judge.
I said it in detail, and I didn't hide it from him at all.
"This little judge, if I hurt you, I don't have anything to say, but bully my brother and sister, I must not spare him, you call your brother and sister, first tell me your plan, and then I will see if it is feasible."
Hearing what the blind man said about Liu, I nodded hurriedly and ran to find Zhang Lin.
Zhang Lin was already lying on the bed after taking a bath, and she was unhappy when she saw me coming.
"Why didn't you come back over there, did you roll over the sheets with the little demon, and now you have more than enough strength to do it, afraid that I will pester you?"
Zhang Lin still has a lot of opinions, and her brain has made up a lot of pictures.
I'll just say where do you want to go, now the blind man wants to help us come up with ideas, you take the little judge's black account book, let's go and discuss with him now, how to solve the big trouble of the little judge.
Zhang Lin originally wanted to be warm with me, but when she heard me say this, she got out of bed and got dressed.
I took Zhang Lin by the hand, she held the black ledger, and we came to the East Cross Courtyard.
Zhang Lin was eating and drinking next to the pot, and he had a fire at the bottom of the pot, and there were two big potatoes in it.
Liu Blind had already drunk the bottle of wine, and he looked drunk, and he opened his mouth and burped a big wine, which made Zhang Lin retreat again and again.
"Brother and sister, hand me the account book, you are so backward, I can't stretch my hand that long."
Liu was blind and drunk, joking with Zhang Lin.
Zhang Lin also knew his strange temper, and he didn't get angry, and walked over and handed the account book to Blind Liu.
Blind Liu opened it and looked at it very carefully.
Zhang Li and I stood there and waited for a long time before Liu Blind finished reading the account book.
"This thing is really a good thing, it's really detailed, it's just ...... Judging by my years of experience, this ledger is useless! ”
When Liu Blind said this, he shook his hand and threw the black ledger into the fire burning at the bottom of the pot.