"It's not easy for everyone, but you have to pay attention for a while, this Miss Yuzi usually looks very good-tempered, but at night she is like a wolf, if you can't stand it, take some medicine or something in advance."

Lu Dongyang was a little confused, and he was immediately stunned.

What? Medicine! After doing it for a long time, when Lao Tzu was a takeaway, how did he still sound like a Japanese woman.

"What, eldest sister, do you see if we have misunderstood-"

But he was interrupted: "Don't talk, it's time to get there." “

The woman knocked on the door and said respectfully, "Miss Tamako, someone brought it." ”

A pure and lovely voice came from the door: "Got it, let him in, you go down first." ”

The woman replied, "Yes, Miss Tamako." As he spoke, he glanced at Lu Dongyang and whispered, "You open the door and go in by yourself, and I'll leave first." ”

Lu Dongyang looked at it, isn't it difficult to ride a tiger? Damn, this time I went deep into the tiger's den, Lao Tzu could only sacrifice himself to feed the tiger for the glory of justice!

He couldn't help but grin, a wolf howl in his heart, and his hands trembled and opened the door to enter.

As far as the eye can see, it is a pink women's room, and the furniture is decorated like a princess's room.

And sitting on the edge of the bed was actually a Lori in a little tiger pajamas, who was looking at Lu Dongyang with big eyes at the moment.

Lu Dongyang also looked at the little tiger Lori in front of him, and hurriedly took the initiative to say hello: "Miss Yuzi, hello!" ”

was still in a hurry to get out, but when he saw the girl in front of him, he was suddenly in a hurry to leave.

If Lao Tzu rides a tiger now, it will be really difficult! Hey, hey, hey......

Yuzi tilted her head and looked at him and said, "How can you be an uncle?" Yuzi obviously wants the sturdy little brother, uncle, your body, why do you feel less yang than a girl? ”

Lu Dongyang couldn't wipe off his face when he heard it, although he knew that it was a masterpiece of the system, but he still said stiffly: "Little sister, don't look at your uncle like this, in fact, he is still fierce!" ”

"Really?" Yuzi said a little naïvely: "I don't think so, your body looks like it's about forty or fifty years old, no, no, no, if you pick yang to supplement yin, I'm afraid you will die here." ”

Lu Dongyang was a little dumbfounded, what is the situation, what is the yang to supplement the yin.

He hurriedly opened the eye of heaven and swept towards Lori in front of him.

Suddenly, Tianyan prompted: "Toyotomi Tamako, 58 years old, a ninja of the Eastern Esoteric Sect, practicing Izanami's evil arts, mainly collecting yang and supplementing yin, good at charm and illusion!" ”

What? 58 years old!

Lu Dongyang was disgusted for a while, he was actually an old witch after a long time, what kind of picking yang and supplementing yin is too evil!

If you don't ride this tiger, don't ride!

Is this little tiger powerful?

"Force is worth 330."

Lao Tzu is only in his early 50s, so he must not be able to beat it, is there any way?

"The eye of heaven can break all charms and illusions."

Lu Dongyang was thinking about whether Wu Song should fight the tiger and eliminate harm for the people, when there was a knock on the door.

"Miss Tamako, Young Master Toyotomi, please come over."

Yuzi said a little unhappily: "Okay, got it!" ”

Immediately, she said to Lu Dongyang: "Uncle, you wait for me for a while, and I'll come when I go." ”

As soon as Lu Dongyang heard the opportunity, he just slipped away for a while.

I didn't want to throw a purse at him at this time, and suddenly I saw a pink mist spreading, and the surrounding scene changed instantly.

Lu Dongyang found that he had actually come to a valley where birds were singing and flowers, there was a waterfall in the valley, and there was a pool under the waterfall, in which a woman in a swimsuit was playing in the water.

When the woman turned around, it was Lin Jiayan!

Lu Dongyang was a little greedy, but he still hurried to let Tianyan crack the illusion.

Thinking of Lin Jiayan, he decided to get out of her hurry up and find her.

He was the only one left in the room.

He quietly opened the door and looked around for a while, but the eye of the sky showed that there was no one in the hallway.

So he quickly ran out lightly, and when he walked to a certain door, he heard Tamako's voice coming from inside.

"What's the matter, why are you fighting in kindergarten again today?"

The other was a little boy's voice, and said in an old-fashioned manner: "These pigs are too cunning, and they stole my candy while I was sliding down the slide." ”

When Lu Dongyang heard it, he was really a Dongying cub.

Yuzi said: "Brother! Can you not really think of yourself as a kindergarten child? ”

Lu Dongyang suddenly understood, mom, do these Oriental devils have the ability to rejuvenate?

As soon as he thought that he was declining before he was old, the hatred of the country and the family suddenly broke out.

"What do you know, this is the method of cultivating the truth in Huaxia, and I have now faded away from the acquired mortal womb and reached the innate realm. During this time, I also have to fade away from the acquired nature and reach the true nature of innocence. ”

"That's why you watch Pleasant Goat and Big Bear Er every day?"

"By the way, as soon as you say it, I remember, Peppa Pig's big movie is about to be released, and I'm going to see it in the next two days."

"Childish!"

"You know, now I'm a kindergarten leader. In another ten years, I, the rich second-generation younger brothers, will be all important figures in the upper class, and I will be able to control it effortlessly, and then fulfill the dream of the emperor's ***** circle. ”

Tamako sighed: "Isn't there a spirit wine to control them?" Now in the phantom array upstairs, when the people who come drink wine, they will unknowingly sign a soul contract with us, what do they need to spend more than ten years for? ”

"What do you know, I, Toyotomi Yuhao, am a man who wants to become the king of East Asia."

"Brother, you put down the straw hat, go out with me for a while to wear a top hat, and I'll find two women to take you out."

"Brother doesn't need a woman!"

"Alright, it's time to breastfeed. Go for it. ”

"Wow, drink ******!"

Lu Dongyang's hairs stood on end by this milky voice, and he wanted to vomit when he thought that it was a seventy or eighty-year-old old man who said this.

At this time, it seemed that the jade inside was about to come out, Lu Dongyang thought about it and made a choice to make a ghost.

When Yuzi returned to the room, Lu Dongyang collapsed on the ground like a pig brother and smirked.

Yuzi looked around him twice, "This body is really not simple, Zhongmei has not died for so long, I knew it and tried it, maybe it is really fierce." ”

She licked her lips, "Forget it, I'll change my clothes in a while, if you're not dead, I'll give you some yang, and let you be my male companion tonight!" ”

As he spoke, he took a sip on Lu Dongyang's face and said softly: "Uncle, you have to fight for it!" ”

Lu Dongyang still pretended not to wake up, but this flirting almost didn't make him break his work, he could only try to think that there was an old woman in front of him, and he finally held on.

But the next moment, Yuzi peeled off the little tiger skin on his body, and suddenly he saw a colorful phoenix tattoo on his white jade-like back, and the phoenix tail spread to the slender and straight legs.

Lu Dongyang felt that his nose was hot, damn, he had a nosebleed again!