When I arrived at the hospital, the fat man was receiving an infusion in the infusion hall. With a dejected look on his face, and a slight amount of dark green gas wafting around his eyebrows, I immediately understood that he had been on a bad luck lately.

"What's wrong?" I asked.

The fat man looked sad and said, "I have a venereal disease!" He pleaded and said, "Don't tell anyone about this!" ”

I looked surprised and said, "What's going on?" ”

"That night, you saw her with a fucking STD!"

I laughed out loud. I've only heard that when ghosts and people do that, they will pass on a ghost fetus to the body of the living, absorb yang energy, nourish yin with yang, and nourish the ghost fetus. But I've never heard that ghosts can transmit sexually transmitted diseases! However, at this point, I can only say that the current society is too fucking chaotic. Even if it spreads from person to person, ghosts can spread from person to person, and I'm also drunk!

I relieved myself for a while and asked, "How's the cure going?" ”

This sentence seemed to speak to his heart, he slapped his thigh and said: "I spent 60,000 yuan, and I haven't been cured!" ”

"What's going on?" I was a little surprised, I had never heard of this being a fatal disease, how could it be so difficult to treat?

"The other day I felt a lot of pain underneath me, which is different from before. I saw in the advertisement that there is a hospital that treats andrology very well! The advertisement says that it is the most professional andrology in China. Then I went to the hospital, and when I got to the hospital, I had a test and said I had a venereal disease. At first, the doctor was very enthusiastic and said that it could be cured in two days, and we should believe the professional doctors. On the first day, I spent 20,000 yuan to insert a tube below, saying that it was detoxification, and it was true, the effect was very good, and the symptoms were immediately reduced. I thought it was still professional. The next day, I spent 10,000 yuan to insert a vibrator into the anus, saying that it was also a detoxification. I thought to myself, this should be good. On the third day, after an examination, it was still infected, and the doctor said that it would take 3 days to insert the anus to be cured. After 3 days of insertion, today, I went, and there was still inflammation in a checkup. I asked him, why hasn't he been cured yet, is it because you can't heal? ”

I asked, "What did he say?" ”

"His attitude was very warm and gentle, and said that the inflammation of my disease is too serious to treat, and I must continue to insert the anus, insert it for a few more days, and just drain the poison."

I asked again, "If there is inflammation, why don't you take medicine?" ”

"That's right! I also asked, the doctor was very enthusiastic and gentle and said, I am a doctor specializing in the treatment of venereal diseases, I have been in this industry for more than ten years, in my experience, this disease medicine does not work, you have to insert the anus! This treatment device is the most advanced anal insertion device in the world, from the anus to the lesion! And ordinary drugs are very slow to arrive, not fast! ”

I wonder if this doctor has any special fetishes. If you have inflammation, you don't take medicine, you have to rely on a vibrator to insert the anus, and if you insert it for a long time, you can't have an orgasm! "And then?" I asked again.

"Later, the doctor said very warmly and gently, and continued to insert it until it was inserted!"

"Did you plug it in?"

"Plug in anything, plug in 10,000 at a time, plug in 10,000 at a time, I'm all plugged into a poor egg. If you are inserted, you have to give money to others, what kind of truth is this! ”

"After all, it's a cure, or trust a professional doctor!" I understand and want to comfort the poor fat man.

"I believe in professional doctors very much, so I was willingly inserted, but I was inserted for 60,000 yuan and didn't plug it well, what kind of professional doctor is this?"

"Maybe the doctor who inserted the anus is new and does not insert it hard enough, so the toxin cannot be eliminated in time?"

"He hasn't been inserted, let him lie here, and Lao Tzu will try to insert it."

"And then?" I asked with concern.

"Later, I told the doctor that I really wanted to be inserted, but I didn't have any money. The doctor's face changed instantly, and he said I have no money, how to insert it, you make up the money first, and then insert it when you have enough money. The fat man choked up.

"I borrowed from a friend, I have repaid a lot of online loans, and now I don't make money, I am thinking about how to repay it in the future? I asked the doctor if I could be accommodating, and the doctor said that the hospital has regulations, and this accommodation can't be accommodated, and there must be money to plug it in! And you have to have enough money to plug it in! ”

"Then later, did you make up the money?" I asked.

"I didn't get the money, but there were a few ruffians out there!"

"What are the ruffians doing?"

A few ruffians came into the doctor's office with sticks, and said to the doctor, Lao Tzu has a personality disease, and he can't be cured after spending 100,000 yuan here, and he can be cured after spending a few hundred at the People's Hospital, you bastard dare to lie to Lao Tzu, right! The doctor said that he was a professional, how could he deceive people. It wasn't until the ruffian wanted to beat the professional doctor with a stick that the doctor was a little scared and said that if they dared to do anything, they would call the police. ”

"And then?"

"The ruffian said, my uncle is the deputy county magistrate in charge of politics and law, and calling the police is looking for my uncle, can you bastard have good fruit to eat? The doctor was frightened, and immediately fell to his knees, slapped himself in the face, and said, "I'm not wrong with me!" Subsequently, the ruffian took a stick and taught the professional doctor a lesson, and the doctor gave these ruffians more than 500,000 yuan in order to buy peace! ”

"Evil is rewarded! However, what a lot of money, feed the hospital first, and then feed the professional doctors, how many patients do you have to pit! ”

"Yes! However, I just can't get my money back. The fat man said.

"Break the fortune and avoid disasters, people's fortune is like this, go with the flow, don't be sad for too many things!" I comforted the fat man.

I also knew that I could do it here, after all, I was embarrassed to tell anyone about it. Fortunately, it's just an ordinary STD, not AIDS, otherwise it wouldn't be cured with any amount of money. Just spend money to buy lessons, believe that sentence, dating is risky, and you need to be cautious when going to bed!

After the fat man recovered from his illness, he was sullen all day long, and the green air in the center of his eyebrows did not decrease at all. Sometimes a person looks at the amulet around his neck in a daze. I've seen the amulet that the fat man wears around his neck, which is a small Guanyin made of peach wood. The appearance is relatively rough, but it is really open, and I believe that there should not be much problem with such a thing to protect the fat man.

During this time in this store, it has not been quiet. Because, you have to do this and that. There are many things on my mind, and there are many things to do. I asked Master for a few days to go back to the village to rest for a few days, but Master saw that the fat man was not in the store during these days, and I was quite busy, so he let me go home.

I haven't been idle in the past few days when I went home, and I've been studying the book "Yin and Yang Secret Arts" all day long.