"It's not an alien, it's a turtle. You say that you don't raise anything good, but you want to raise a turtle in the swimming pool. ”

Ji Yuyan then remembered that there was another turtle in his house, the turtle was thrown in the bucket and no one cared about it, it was so hungry that it struggled desperately in the bucket for a long time, and finally knocked down the bucket, crawled out to look for food everywhere, and finally fell into the pool. Ji Yuyan wrapped a bath towel around him and strode towards the swimming pool, that damn turtle! It's a rebellion again!

Fang Muran followed him, shouting as he walked, "Do you know that that turtle almost bit my second child, and I almost cut off my children and grandchildren, it's so hateful!" ”

Another human-turtle battle began to repeat, and the management office dispatched a turtle hunting brigade again, and the water in the pool was drained again. After several setbacks were finally caught, when the people in the management office asked what to do with this turtle, Ji Yuyan and Fang Muran replied in unison: "Stew it!" ”

In this way, two hours later, the turtle was stewed into a pot of fragrant soup and sent to Ji Yuyan's home, and the two of them also ordered a few other dishes, opened a bottle of fine red wine, and sat on the sofa to live a world of two.

Fang Muran took a sip of soft-shelled turtle soup, "Don't say it, this turtle is fresh and flavorful, but it's a little ugly." ”

"You're so picky when you have food."

"Where did you come from? From what I know about you, you will never buy it, someone else gave it? ”

"I know you're still asking." Ji Yuyan drank all the wine in the cup and poured another glass.

"I got it, didn't I? It can't be a black pearl, right? ”

“……”

"It's really!" Fang Muran knew him very well, and the situation of not speaking was basically a tacit acquiescence.

Ji Yuyan drank himself, and Fang Muran was babbling nonsense on the side.

"Do you know what you mean by giving turtles to people?"

"I don't know." Ji Yuyan picked up the bowl and took a sip of the soup, it was indeed delicious.

"Scolding him for being the eighth king!"

Ji Yuyan almost vomited the soup when he heard this.

"But it's different if you give it to a man you like, do you know what soft-shelled turtles make up?"

"Make up for what?"

"Tonify the kidneys! It can enhance the function of the man in that regard, which means that she wants to be with you for this ......" Fang Muran put his two index fingers together, raised his eyebrows, smiled evilly, and his expression was very flat.

"So what do you think Black Pearl is trying to say? It's either that I hate you or I like you.

Ji Yuyan thought about it, as if Qin Xiaoyu had told him that this turtle was very supplemental.

"If Black Pearl is interesting to you, it's fake that she's selling fish, but it's real that she's approaching you. If that's the case, I won't rob you, a gentleman has the beauty of an adult! Fang Muran picked up a large piece of soft-shelled turtle meat and stuffed it into his mouth.

"As long as you are still a gentleman, a hypocrite is almost the same!"

"A hypocrite is better than you, a monk! How long will it be before you say goodbye to your right-hand brother? The black pearl is only a little darker, but the appearance and figure are definitely not bad, and my vision will definitely not be wrong. Fang Muran said and made a gesture at the same time.

Ji Yuyan was a little flirtatious because he had drunk. He remembered that he had also drunk that night, and he was dizzy, Qin Xiaoyu hugged him tightly, and through the thin fabric, he felt her softness in a daze and scurrying up and down like a little white rabbit with his breathing.

The two of them didn't know how much they drank and how much nonsense they said, and in the end, neither of them slept on the bed, nor did they sleep on the sofa, and on the carpet, the two big men hugged each other and slept until dawn because they didn't have a quilt.