The Venerable Master drove the car to a resting place, and I went to get some food, and while waiting for the Venerable Master and the Ghost King, I felt the jade calf moving in my jacket pocket, so I took it out of my pocket and fed it an ear of creamy corn.

What I didn't expect was that before the corn was delivered to its mouth, it stepped back in disgust and let out a low roar.

I couldn't help but puff it for a moment, and put the ear of corn under my nose and sniffed it, but I didn't feel anything unusual, and then I looked at the jade, and it stretched out its head at me, and roared low at me, and then stepped back.

Is this a sign that I won't be allowed to eat? I looked at the jade in a strange way, and I didn't understand what was wrong with the corn, why it didn't eat it, and didn't want me to eat it, but what could be wrong with the hot, fragrant corn.

I was about to put the corn in my mouth to taste it, when I heard Li Yuchi, the dead ghost in the jade cicada, shouting at me: "Don't eat it." ”

I was so frightened that the corn in my hand almost fell off, and I angrily scolded him, "You're going to die, scare me." ”

"I'm dead, miss, you can't eat that thing." Li Yuchi's voice was much softer this time.

"I forgot." I couldn't help laughing, looking at the fragrant corn in my hand, I couldn't help but hesitate again: "What's wrong with this corn, you and Yuqi won't let me eat it?"

"There's nothing wrong with the corn, the problem is that the food here isn't for the living." Li Yuchi laughed as he spoke.

What does it mean that it is not for the living, and is it not for the devil to eat? I looked at the corn in my hand, and I couldn't imagine any difference between this corn and what I usually eat.

I was wondering here, when I saw the Venerable Master Hongyu and the Ghost King coming over while picking their teeth, thinking to myself what they were eating, and they didn't call me, so I was still here hungry and waiting for them to eat together.

As soon as they got in the car, they delivered a fast food lunch box to me, saying that it was the yellow chicken stuffed rice that they brought back for me.

I looked at it in amazement, why didn't this let me eat, you know, how difficult it was to eat something hot on the way, but it repeatedly refused to let me eat, which couldn't help but make me angry.

"What's wrong with it?" The Ghost King looked strangely at the jade stool I was holding in my left hand, and he also sensed that something was wrong with the jade sling.

"I don't know, I didn't let me eat corn just now, and now I won't even be allowed to eat fast food, Li Yuchi also said that the corn is not for the living, Li Yuchi, do you still want to say that this fast food is not for people to eat?" I vented my anger on the self of the dead ghost Li Yuchi.

Li Yuchi laughed hehehe: "Don't worry, wait ten minutes." ”

Why, let me wait for ten minutes for such a fragrant meal, it's not a long time, but it's too difficult for me as a foodie, looking at a lot of food in front of me, my sister is heart to cry.

The Venerable Master Hongyu and the Ghost King looked at me, and then at the food, and they also got angry, snorted with their noses, and stopped talking.

This atmosphere is too embarrassing, I have the heart to eat a little, so that the Master Hongyu and the Ghost King can also dissipate their anger, after all, they were kind enough to bring me back, but as soon as I wanted to eat, the jade dragon yelled at me as if he was facing a great enemy.

I'm not afraid of it roaring, it's just that when it roars, there is always something abnormal, it's too much to bear, I might as well put up with it for a while, maybe in ten minutes it will approve of me eating these things.

The Venerable Master started the car without saying a word, and I talked to him flatteringly, but he ignored me, and I smiled and talked to the ghost king, and the ghost king also ignored me with his nose turned to the sky.

For a while, I really didn't know how to coax the two old men to get better, and then look at the jade, it was still staring at me with two big bulging eyes, and it was determined that I was not allowed to eat these things.

I wondered, didn't the Master Hongyu and the Ghost King already eat it, it was the same thing as the one in this fast food lunch box, why didn't it let me eat it, if it didn't let me eat it, then why didn't it stop the two of them.

I was here to face the luck of the jade calf, when I heard the Venerable Master Hongyu who was driving the car say to himself, "Where is the road, where is this road?"

What did he mean by this, I looked at the avenue in front of me, and my face was confused: "Master, are your eyes spent?"

The Venerable Master Hongyu glanced back at me, and the already thin face felt even thinner now, it was like a skull, and if it weren't for the skin blocking it, I really couldn't tell whether it was a living or a dead person's face: "Can you see the road ahead?"

"Master!" I whispered to him, my eyes showing trepidation.

The Venerable Master Hongyu stopped the car suddenly, and cold sweat soaked on his forehead: "Ke'er, I don't feel good, you come to drive, hurry up." ”

Saying that, he had already gotten out of the car, and as soon as he opened the door next to me, I asked me to switch places with him, and I was startled by his face that was beginning to distort, and I didn't know what I should do for a while.

"Kerr, hurry up and get us out of here." The Ghost King was also urging me.

I agreed, hurriedly got out of the car, looked at the jade calf still in my hand, and asked strangely: "What's wrong?"

The jade let out a low roar, as if in answer to me, but its language was not intelligible to me, and I did not know what it was saying.

After changing the position, I drove the car quickly, and the car was a little violent, and the body trembled, and the Venerable Master Hongyu told me not to drive too fast, so as not to be caught by the traffic police.

At this time, I am still afraid of the traffic police, and I am still looking forward to someone appearing in front of me to help me take care of the two people in the back seat.

"What the hell is wrong with them?" While driving the car cautiously, I asked Li Yuchi in the jade cicada.

"You'll find out if you eat some of that." Li Yuchi was still laughing, he could still laugh at this time, I really convinced him.

I glanced at the food, I really don't know what happened to the food, is this food poisoning again, I held the steering wheel in one hand, and opened the fast food box that I had just brought back with the other.

Oh my God, what kind of yellow chicken stuffed rice is here, what is this lunch box messy, there are dead leaves, rotten roots, and a pile of loess, even children don't use these at home.

Seeing that the Master Hongyu and the Ghost King in the back were already holding their stomachs and screaming, I stabilized my emotions, turned on the navigator, and began to search for nearby hospitals.

The dead ghost Li Yuchi opened his mouth again: "Turn off the navigation, you can only drive forward now, no matter where the car goes, just drive forward along the high speed." ”

"Why?" I asked strangely, God knew what the two of them had just eaten, why didn't Li Yuchi let me take them to the hospital.

"Ask your 'flower fairy'." Li Yuchi said to me in a strange way.

"Flower fairy! What flower fairy?" I was stunned by him for a while, but as soon as the words came out, I immediately reacted, yes, that fairy, where did he go, why didn't he come out, didn't he follow me all the time.

By this time, the two in the back had begun to vomit, and I was so troubled by them that I wanted to vomit, but I hadn't eaten this morning, and I had nothing to vomit.

I turned off the navigation according to what Li Yuchi said, and drove straight forward, while asking him what the hell was going on, where did that fairy run away, in my feeling city, he should be because these people wanted to drive him away, but now he can't think about it, he really left.

"Ha, you think it's so simple, he will be embarrassed and leave, how did your brain grow, just this brain has grown so big." Li Yuchi began to tease me, which made my little temper start.

"If you like to talk about it or not, what do you have to do with me, if we are all killed, you will not have to look for a place to live." I said to him angrily.

"You threaten me." Li Yuchi laughed again as he spoke, this time laughing even louder.

This made the two behind him unbearable, and they lost their temper with him, saying that he was too unrighteous, and at this time he even laughed: "You are still not in the same boat, don't we have anything to do with you?" ”

"Yes, of course there is." Li Yuchi was soft-mouthed, but he still couldn't stop laughing.

"What the hell is wrong with you, are you crazy, what are you laughing at!" I blamed him angrily.

"I can't help it, Ke'er, look at the two of them, one claims to be an expert in catching ghosts, and the other is a ghost king who used to be the king of the ghost world, but he was tricked like this by a little fairy who has not attained enlightenment, can I not laugh." Li Yuchi laughed again as he spoke.

I was speechless by Li Yuchi, it seems that he already knew that this was a good thing that the fairy did, but why did he only remind me, not the Hongyu Venerable Master and the Ghost King, is this too much.

The Venerable Master Hongyu and the Ghost King were also dissatisfied with the fact that he was sitting there watching the excitement like this, and they both swore that when they were well, they would take revenge on Li Yuchi.

Li Yuchi was strange, saying that they didn't go to the fairy who was playing tricks on them to settle accounts, and what to do with him.

We told him in unison that the last thing we were looking for was a friend who sat next to us and watched the excitement, which was nothing to explain, even if the fairy was excusable, but he was absolutely unforgivable.

"Well, how can you do this, if you say that, then I won't tell you what will happen if you go any further." Li Yuchi also lost his temper and began to threaten us.

I just wanted to scold him a few more words, when I heard the voice of the fairy in the air: "It doesn't matter if you say it or not, it's going to be here anyway, but I still want to thank you, if you hadn't reminded Ke'er, Ke'er wouldn't have driven the car here so quickly." ”