Chapter 16: The Marriage of the Dead
After the villagers of Kawada Village finished speaking, everyone felt that he had a point.
However, if you want to buy a secret marriage for Lan'er, you must choose a husband for Lan'er in the yang world.
Lan'er is a dead man, and the villagers of Hetian Village know that marrying a dead man will not lead to a good life.
All of a sudden, the men in Kawada Village, you look at me, I look at you, no one wants to marry Lan'er.
"Hey, Wang Ertie, your kid is strong, and he still looks at the ground for a long time, I think, or you and Lan'er will get married to this one, so that Lan'er can go on the road with peace of mind."
After being silent for a long time, Old Man Li looked at Wang Ertie and quipped.
"Yes, yes, Ertie, your kid is one of the most beautiful men in our village, and Lan'er will definitely agree to marry Lan'er." After Old Man Li finished speaking, the other villagers in Hetian Village also joked with him.
"you, although Lao Tzu is handsome, but there is still a mother-in-law in Lao Tzu's family, even if Lao Tzu agrees to Lao Tzu's mother-in-law, he will not agree." Wang Ertie pushed the villagers, but he was smiling.
Wang Ertie disagreed, and Old Man Li's gaze quickly glanced at the villagers of Hetian Village, and suddenly, Old Man Li's eyes lit up and he locked on to the target.
"Wei Dayong, you are single, married to Lan'er, you kid has nothing to excuse, right?"
"Uncle, I can't, it's not that I don't want to agree to you, it's just that not long ago, my mother set a marriage for me, and I can't be the master of marriage, I can't promise you behind my mother's back, if my mother knows, she will scold me to death." After Wei Dayong finished speaking, he waved his hand at Niu Wu.
"Well, what can I do?" For a moment, the villagers of Niujia Village looked at Lan'er's coffin and became worried.
The villagers of Niujia Village knew that they had to carry Lan'er's coffin up the mountain and bury her in the ground, otherwise their village would never be at peace.
However, there are so many men in Kawada Village, but none of them are willing to marry Lan'er.
At that time, people who came to Lan'er's house every day for a blind date could line up from Lan'er's door to the entrance of Hetian Village, and they almost broke the threshold of Lan'er's house.
Now, Lan'er's bones are not cold, but no one is willing to marry Lan'er, it is really a hot and cold world.
"Uncle, do you want me to try?" Seeing their embarrassment, I walked up.
"Ergouzi ......" After hearing my words, Lin'er turned horrified and gently tugged at the corner of my clothes with her hand.
"You ......" Lin'er's uncle looked at me with a sharp gaze and looked at me.
"Uh-huh." I nodded at him.
When the other villagers in Kawada heard this, they all looked at me with a strange look.
"Fugui, auntie, why don't you let this kid try?" Old man Li looked at Tang Lin'er's grandmother and her uncle, and asked tentatively.
Zhang Fugui looked at me for a while, and seemed to have made a great determination: "Okay, since this kid wants to try, then let's let him try, anyway, we don't know where to find someone for a while." ”
"Boy, getting married is not a joke, you have to think about it, if something happens to your kid, we won't care about you." Old man Li looked at me with his deep eyes and said to me solemnly.
"Don't worry, it's my wishful thinking, and I won't trouble you." I smiled and nodded.
I promised them not that I really wanted to marry Lan'er, although Lan'er was good-looking, and I did want to press her to the ground and rub her, but she was already a dead person, and no matter how lustful I was, I wouldn't have crooked thoughts about a dead person.
Lan'er's soul will not be dispersed after her death, and she must complete this unfinished matter in the world, if I marry Lan'er, I can let Lan'er reincarnate in peace.
The ghost woman has a cloud of dark arts: "Those who marry the underworld can surpass the undead, and the super-undead can accumulate yin virtue and tie the underworld!" ”
Naturally, I will not miss this kind of good thing of accumulating yin virtue and improving cultivation.
However, there was one thing that made me feel very depressed. That is, Lan'er was defiled by Tang Lin'er's father before her death and brought me a green hat.
The dead are great, I am a big person, and I will never deal with a dead person, not to mention that the dead man had saved my life before I was born.
As long as I think that I can accumulate yin virtue for me after marrying Lan'er, I can forget about all other things and forget about it.
"Ergouzi, do you think these things are enough?" After a while, Zhang Fugui walked in from outside with a few bags of things.
After I said yes, they quickly prepared the gifts for Lan'er and me to have a secret wedding.
"Enough......" I nodded at them, I didn't know what it would take to marry a dead man, after all, it was my first time marrying a dead man.
After Zhang Fugui and the villagers of Hetian Village set up the mourning hall, they asked me to put on a black dress, and then asked a girl from Hetian Village to stand side by side with me holding Lan'er's spiritual seat.
Subsequently, the old man Li shouted in the mourning hall: "Worship heaven and earth...... The second worship of the high church...... Husband and wife worship ......"
In this way, I formed a secret marriage with Lan'er in such a daze.
The strange thing is that after Lan'er and I got married, the Eight Immortals easily lifted Lan'er's coffin.
When the villagers of Kawada Village saw it, they expressed their incredulity.
Just in case, the villagers of Kawada Village asked me to follow Lan'er's coffin and go up the mountain with them.
It was difficult for me to ride a tiger, so I had to agree to them for the time being.
After that, things went smoothly and incredibly, and the villagers of Kawada Village buried Lan'er without any accidents.
After erecting a stone monument for Lan'er, we knelt in front of Lan'er's grave and bowed three times.
However, just as we were about to turn away, a dark wind suddenly blew behind me.
The yin wind was like an invisible hand, tugging at the corners of my clothes. I could clearly feel that it was Lan'er.
I turned around and glanced at Lan'er's grave.
I really shouldn't have looked back at it, I immediately regretted it.
At this moment, the portrait on the stone tablet behind me was giving me a sinister smile.
This smile makes people's hearts hairy, as if it is deeply imprinted in your mind, so that you will never forget it.
"Ergouzi, gone, what are you doing there? Are you reluctant to give up your daughter-in-law? "Old man Li saw me there, and laughed and teased me.
I shook and woke up. If it weren't for Old Man Li to wake me up, I'm afraid I would have to stand on Lan'er's grave for a day and a night.
Because, just now, I could clearly feel as if I was being controlled by something, and my mind was blank.