Chapter 34: The Talking Parrot

Early death is death, late death is also death, it's better to start early to see what it is, last time I sent a panda, this time there should be another crested ibis, right? Shen Yibin gritted his teeth and made a decision, opened the dialog box, and entered the information in a slippery manner, "Are you there?" Send me your second pet! ”

"Okay, ship it right away, you have two months and twenty-eight days to sell this pet, otherwise your partnership will be reduced to a use partner. Pen ~ fun ~ Pavilion www.biquge.info "In the future, the pet store will recover very quickly, and I don't forget to remind him to complete the performance as soon as possible."

"Got it." Shen Yibin replied weakly, "Can you reveal in advance what this pet is?" So that I can be mentally prepared in advance. ”

"No, you'll know when you get it." The future pet store ruthlessly rejected his request.

Dear, you are suitable to go to Foxconn as a human resources director, why bother to open a small pet store? Shen Yibin admired his ability to oppress people, but now that he was under the control of others, he had to endure it.

got up to help Ha'er feed his pet, Shen Yibin just opened the door and decided to reopen the business, when he heard his mobile phone ringing, "Panda, panda, panda, panda, cold like a mountain, warm like a flower......"

So quickly, Shen Yibin pressed the answer button while poking his head out and looking out, "Hey, your pet has been delivered, I have other stores to deliver, and the things will be placed at your door." Still in such a hurried tone, still with such a bad service attitude, he hung up the phone without waiting for Shen Yibin to respond.

Hey, I didn't see anyone passing by in front of my store, huh? How the hell was it delivered? In the blink of an eye, there was an extra package at the door of Shen Yibin's store.

Shen Yibin hurriedly went to drag the package back, and then handed it to Ha'er, "Ha'er, open it and see what's inside?" I'll go out and get down. After speaking, Shen Yibin quickly ran across the street and knocked on Bai Yanni's car window, "Sister Bai, did you see anyone passing by in front of my store just now?" "I'd like to know how the hell this package got there.

"No? I didn't see anyone passing by your store just now. Bai Yanni was also confused. Shen Yibin unwillingly found a few more reporters who were squatting at the door, but still found nothing, and no one saw anyone passing by at all.

Does this courier company use space teleportation or flying sword to pass on books? So elusive? Shen Yibin had no choice but to give up the inquiry, and hurriedly rushed back to the store, Ha'er probably opened the package, right?

"Ha'er, what's it sent this time?" As soon as I finished asking Shen Yibin, I felt that I was two, even if Ha'er knew him, he couldn't say it, he was stupid enough to ask this question, so let's go over and take a look.

"I think my life is too tragic, as soon as I came out of the pet breeding center, I prayed that I could give me a good owner, so that I could live more easily, but I found that I was wrong, they actually sent the smartest, most handsome, most handsome, and most charming parrot in the entire breeding center to a second goods!" The package was torn open by H'er, and before he could see what was inside, there was a burst of complaints, and then a parrot came out, stared at Shen Yibin and said, "Do you think the stupid panda in front of you can master language as smart as me?" Is that sentence because you have too high expectations for pandas or because your brain doesn't have the most basic common sense? ”

"Hmm!" Hal seemed to be annoyed by the parrot's words, and her furry paws slapped the package, splashing the parrot with ashes.

"Ahem, ahem, ahem!" The parrot's wings fluttered a few times and flew away the dust, but it also seemed to be frightened by Hal's actions, "Hey, man, I didn't mean to offend you, I'm just feeling unworthy for the tragic fate of the two of us, look at the owner of the stall with such a brainless brain, how sad we will be in the future." As she spoke, the parrot even put its wings to its eyes and made a gesture of wiping away tears.

"Haha, but I can hold out for three more months at most before I can leave with my new master." Before Shen Yibin could make a move, the thing turned into laughter again, flew up to Ha'er's shoulder, patted its head and said, "Then I can enjoy a leisurely life in a spacious villa, and you still have to continue to survive in this cramped, shabby, and dirty pet shop, with a silly owner and pets as silly as him." ”

Damn, if you prepare dinner for you, you won't be surnamed Shen! Less than three minutes after they first met, Shen Yibin was blown up by this parrot, are you here to smash the field?

"Woooooooooooo Trimester! It took three months to hold on! "This parrot is simply insane, and he cried again without laughing twice, and the cry was so miserable that it was sad for the listener and weeping for the listener," Woo woo, the thought of having to spend three months in this cramped, shabby, and dirty pet shop with a silly shopkeeper, a silly panda, and a pet as silly as them, I felt that it was better to die; Oh my God, come and save me from this hell with a beautiful girl with a huge villa! ”

"Hmm!"

"Shut up!"

"Whoa!"

"Meow! Meow! ”

Shen Yibin and Ha'er stopped at the same time, the two of them had collapsed under the language bombardment of this parrot, and even the Chihuahuas and Siamese cats next to them couldn't stand the torture of this chatter, just a few minutes of effort, and the words that spewed out of the mouth of this thing were more than Shen Yibin had combined in the past few days after he met Ha'er.

"If you don't want to starve, keep your mouth shut." I knew that the pet store wouldn't make me feel better in the future, so a chatter would be by my side, let alone three months, I'm afraid I wouldn't be able to survive three days.

"Well, now you're the boss, you have the final say!" The parrot quickly covered its mouth with its wings, and then hid behind Hal's head, but three seconds later it poked its head out again, "May I ask what you're going to feed me?" I prefer to eat figs, the best ones from Brazil, but they should be fresh, I don't like to eat dried fruits, if I don't have them, I can also eat them from the Northwest, but I don't want them from the Mediterranean, the taste of figs is really ......"

"Shut up!"

"Hmm!"

Shen Yibin and Ha'er collapsed again, damn, the lethality of this master is too great.

Taking advantage of the gap between this master's words, Shen Yibin hurriedly rummaged through the package, intending to see if he could find the identity document of the goods.