Chapter 688: I Have a Sword That Can Open the Gate of Heaven! [3 more]
I have a sword that can open the gates of heaven!
This sword soothes the injustices in the world, and this sword is worthy of the people in the world! Heaven does not give birth to me Pan Xiaoxian, and the way of the sword is as long as the night!
Pan Xiaoxian's swordsmanship is uncanny, specializing in the next three ways, the crotch is murderous, Ning Yusha and Taishi Xiaoci's two daughters are not his opponents, and Tang Xian'er's strong body of level 30 life is only worthy of his whipping, until this day he met the flawless little dragon girl!
Fusion of the fire dragon demon pill, the flawless little dragon girl is equal to the body of the fire dragon, and Pan Xiaoxian also drank the blood of the fire dragon, the two are really chess opponents will meet good materials, half a catty and eight taels are not up and down, evenly matched, this war between the sword and the sheath, it is really earth-shattering and crying ghosts and gods!
When Pan Xiaoxian had the upper hand, she assisted the flawless little dragon girl, and when the flawless little dragon girl had the upper hand, she assisted Pan Xiaoxian, trying to maintain the delicate balance of the battle between her man and her best friend, and she was really heartbroken for the young woman of this family......
And when the three of them were upside down, Xuan Ci gave Yu Changcheng an idea: "For today's plan, there is only one way!" ”
"What's the solution?" Yu Changcheng looked at Xuan Ci with blank eyes...... A gold bar in his hand, this is not an ordinary gold bar, it is said that there was a queen mother of the Niu Colu clan who was alone in the empty room and when she was lonely in the spring, she relied on this gold bar to pass the long night, which was worth a lot of money, and Yu Changcheng only had such a one, and bribed Xuan Ci in order to save her life. Pen | fun | pavilion www. biquge。 info
"Did you make the sin?" Xuan Ci pointed to the thorns on the side of the road: "Go find a few thorns, choose the ones with many thorns, and then go to the door of the master's meditation room with your bare shoulders on your back and kneel, wait for the master to come out and smoke you, and if the master doesn't come out, you will kneel and not leave!" ”
"Huh?" Yu Changcheng hesitated: "If this is seen by others, Lao Tzu's reputation will ......."
"Just to be seen! The more people you see, the better! Do you understand moral kidnapping? You are all guilty, if he still kills you, he is not afraid of being ridiculed by the world? "Jiang is still old and spicy, and Xuan Ci's age is not in vain:
"Besides, the great master is a disciple of the enlightened abbot, and he is still a generation higher than yours in terms of seniority, have you taken the blame for him? Now the great master is the hottest big man in the entire rivers and lakes, you can still rub a little heat on him if you take the blame for him......"
Bear the guilt and rub the heat? Yu Changcheng was really surprised and delighted when he heard it, yes! I didn't think of such a good solution!
Yu Changcheng suddenly felt that this gold bar was too worthwhile, and couldn't help but hug Xuan Ci: "Thank you so much, Xuan Ci!" I'm going to take the blame! ”
"Make up hooligans!" Xuan Ci's old face was flushed, she had lived a lot and had not let a man hug her, which made her heart ripple, and for the sake of the gold bars, she didn't care about Yu Changcheng, she turned back to the meditation room where the flawless little dragon girl lived, and wanted to ask the flawless little dragon girl to ask for a sin, but she didn't expect to hear a faint sound of "pop" inside at the door.
Xuan Ci's face turned pale with fright, it seems that the real person in charge of the house is very angry today, which unlucky guy is in his palm?
Listening to the continuous "popping", at least you have to slap yourself a hundred times, right? Don't you have to disfigure your face when you're done pumping?
Suddenly, I heard a "boom" sound in the room, as if some furniture had been smashed, and Xuan Ci couldn't help but gasp - all smashed things? Forget it, I'd better not go in and touch the mold, in case I lie down and talk to someone?
Xuan Ci hurriedly left, and at the same time informed the Emei faction not to provoke the flawless little dragon girl, so the Emei faction all knew that the real person in charge was very irritable tonight......
After separating from Xuan Ci, Yu Changcheng felt that it was not too late, and immediately carefully selected a few thorns with many sticks thick, tied them to his back with a rope, in order to look miserable, he deliberately pierced the skin on his back with thorns, making it look bloody, and went to Pan Xiaoxian's meditation room with thorns on his back bare-chested, in order to expand his popularity, Yu Changcheng deliberately picked up the main road to walk, lest others not see him.
Although it is dark and there is no entertainment in the Shaolin Temple, because the martial arts conference will be held tomorrow, the lights are bright at night. There are thousands of martial arts people gathered in this temple, and it is also idle to be idle, so it is better to visit relatives and friends, meet each other and say hello, and pass the long night, of course, the main topic is today's Shaolin monks angry Dali Duan Jia and Gusu Murong and Tie Guan God Beggar worship the beggar king's big gossip.
Yu Great Wall walked on the main road with such fanfare, naturally quickly attracted the attention of others, when it was discovered that it was the head of the Qingcheng faction, the people who ate melons rushed to the scene as soon as possible, and launched a miserable onlooker on Yu Great Wall!
"Emma? Isn't this Yu Changcheng, the head of the Qingcheng faction? ”
"It's him, he's him, it's him! Our friend Little Nezha! ”
"Is Master Yu swollen? shirtless with a stick on his back...... Wait a minute! He can't be a good bite, right? ”
"It's so heavy! But I have to say, Don't look at the age of Master Yu, this figure really makes people drool! ”
"Beer, drinks, mineral water, melon seeds, peanuts, eight-treasure porridge, let go of your feet!"
The people who eat melons whispered, pointed and pointed, and even silently took out their communication equipment to turn on the shooting function......
Come on! Come on! The more people who come, the better! After being successfully brainwashed by Xuan Ci, Yu Changcheng became even more excited, the more people knew, the more Pan Xiaoxian couldn't kill himself, after all, he was a Shaolin monk, how could he open the killing ring in vain? If he is so sincere in pleading guilty, of course he can only forgive me! Damn, I'm so witty......
Yu Changcheng walked to the door of Pan Xiaoxian's meditation room with such fanfare, and the door of Pan Xiaoxian's meditation room was closed - his people were in the flawless little dragon girl, and of course the door of his own meditation room was closed, but Yu Changcheng didn't know this.
"This master!" Yu Changcheng asked a monk beside him with thick eyebrows and big eyes and a righteous face, "May I ask if the master is in the room?" ”
How the hell do I know! No, what do you mean? The poor monk is innocent with his uncle!
The corners of Yuan Gang's mouth twitched, there was such a big disturbance in the temple, and of course he had to take care of it as a picket monk of the Discipline Academy. But Yu Changcheng was just walking, and it was not a sin to be shirtless, he had no reason to stop it, so he had to follow by the side, but he didn't expect to follow him to Pan Xiaoxian's meditation room, which made Yuangang's whole person feel bad, I wonder what happened to Uncle Zu?
"It should be!" A cute little novice blinked his big eyes and said, which immediately attracted countless evil eyes, when he found out that this was a little novice with clear eyebrows and a light body, the people who ate melons were stunned: I seem to know something terrible!
"Is it swollen?" Little Shami Wukong looked at his fellow disciples inexplicably: Shouldn't the great patriarch be in his meditation room?
Don't talk to me, I don't know you! Yuangang and his friends all kept a safe distance from Goku so as not to be misunderstood.
Now that it has been confirmed, Yu Changcheng knelt down in front of Pan Xiaoxian's meditation room according to the original plan.
"Hiss......" The melon-eating masses gasped in a group, this is the head of the Qingcheng faction! How do you say that kneeling is kneeling?
"I see! There is only one truth! Suddenly, there was a truth emperor among the people who ate melons, and suddenly the surrounding people who ate melons looked at him, only to hear this truth emperor triumphantly pointed at Yu Changcheng and said: "Yu Zhangmen has also been a beggar!" ”
"Oh......" The people who eat melons suddenly realized, although this truth sounds very unreliable, but there seems to be no more reliable explanation.
Damn, where do you get such strong self-confidence! If you don't know, don't talk nonsense! Yu Changcheng hurriedly shouted: "Amazing master! In the lower Qingcheng faction head Yu Great Wall! Just because I have committed an indescribable mistake against you, I hereby apologize to you! ”
"Lying in the groove turned out to be guilty!"
"Wouldn't it? What did Yu Changcheng do to the master? ”
"Since the rest of the people are guilty, they have to forgive and forgive others, and it is better to settle the grievances than to settle them, great master!"
The people who ate melons were talking, but Yu Changcheng finished shouting for a while, and there was no movement in the meditation room.
However, Yu Changcheng was mentally prepared, so without waiting for Pan Xiaoxian's response, he shouted again: "Amazing master!" I know it's wrong! I really know that I was wrong! If you refuse to lash me, I will kneel here and not rise until you are willing to come out and lash me!" ”
"If Master Da doesn't come out overnight, will Yu Changcheng kneel until dawn?"
"It's the first time I've heard such a cheap request from Emma, and my little leather whip is already!"
"What sincerity! No matter what Master Yu did, it was amazing that he could do this, and the master should forgive him! ”
Yu Changcheng heard the discussion of the melon-eating masses, although some of the words were so dirty that he couldn't bear to look at them directly, but public opinion had already fallen to his side.
Yu Changcheng couldn't help but secretly rejoice, in this way, as long as he kept kneeling, he was not afraid that Pan Xiaoxian would not forgive him, if Pan Xiaoxian really whipped him, he might be able to make headlines in the rivers and lakes!
However, a whole night passed, Yu Changcheng did not wait for Master Wu to open the door, although he was a martial artist, but kneeling all night was also very tiring, not to mention that in order to show his sincerity, he did not let the true qi in his body circulate, but only relied on his body to stiffen.
At dawn he was haggard, his hair greasy and unkempt, his eyes bloodshot, kneeling there and staggering, as if he might fall down at any moment, but the two closed doors of Zen remained unmoving.
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