Tong Xiaolai, who has experienced this kissing turmoil, has a grudge against this impostor, and he is really unwilling to shoot him to death with the shoes on his hand.

"TM's!"

Tong Xiaolai secretly found the right time, secretly stood up, raised his shoes, and threw them at his head with all his strength.

"Whew!" The shoe arced through the air and smashed into his face.

"Smack!" Tong Xiaolai smashed the size 42 shoe on the face of the mechanical Tong Xiaolai.

"Poof!" The smashed mechanical boy Xiaolai's face was crooked, leaving a big shoe print on his face.

"Who, who the hell? Which idiot, stand up for me! ”

The mechanical boy who was given the gift of shoes was very angry about this, and this moral character is simply terrible!

The mechanical boy Xiaolai was smashed, and his reaction alarmed Xia Yuxuan. Xia Yuxuan hadn't gone far yet, and looked back again.

Tong Xiaolai's shoes fell to the ground and lay quietly on the road. After Xia Yuxuan saw the shoes, he came back.

After Xia Yuxuan came back, he picked up the shoes in a little surprise and looked at them: "Well, these shoes are not ......"

Xia Yuxuan stared at it for a while, slightly hesitating.

Xia Yuxuan carried his shoes and unconsciously glanced around, as if he had another deep meaning for the shoes that suddenly appeared.

But after a while, she didn't see anything suspicious. So, without saying anything, he went back.

The second semester of the third year of high school is almost halfway over, and as time goes by, the studies are getting tighter and tighter, and the college entrance examination is getting closer and closer. Xia Yuxuan took his shoes and left first.

The mechanical boy Xiaolai just watched Xia Yuxuan leave. If you want to kiss it, you don't kiss it, you don't want to kiss it, and the mechanical boy Xiaolai looks at her back a little lonely.

Since he never saw the person who smashed his shoe, he had to ignore him.

Xia Yuxuan left, and the mechanical boy Xiaolai had to pack up his mood and leave alone.

Alas, the mechanical boy Xiaolai walked lonely on the road alone.

Eh, walking and walking, when passing by a public toilet, the mechanical boy Xiaolai just wanted to go to the toilet.

There's a bit of water on him, and he's going to let go of some.

So, he went in without much thought.

The mechanical boy Xiao Lai loosened his belt and found a place to open the gate and release water.

However, just as he entered, a barefoot man came in from behind.

The mechanical boy Xiaolai unbuttoned his pants disappretently, took out the "water gun", and "zizzled" there.

At this moment, a person who went to the toilet came to the toilet next to the mechanical boy Xiaolai and went to the toilet side by side with him.

Tong Xiaolai greeted him comfortably while peeing next to him: "Oh, what a coincidence, do you want to pee too?" ”

When the mechanical Tong Xiaolai turned around and saw Tong Xiaolai.

"Poof!" The saliva couldn't help but squirt out, squirting up and down, and the water column was soaring.

He stared blankly at Tong Xiaolai, his head restarting......

Tong Xiaolai looked at him calmly and said, "Won't your brain be bad if you drink so much water?" ”

Tong Xiaolai stretched his head, looked at his crotch and said, "Oh, I'll go!" Even the little ones can imitate the exact same, you guys are too human, aren't you? ”

I saw that the mechanical boy Xiaolai came back to his senses, and replied calmly: "Nonsense, don't you dare to invade the earth without a little bit of technology?" ”

Tong Xiaolai put on a provocative posture and said: "It's a pity that it's not long enough, just pee at such a distance, you robots can't do it, it's better to pee on the crotch." ”

The mechanical boy was not convinced, so the two of them compared to see who was far away from the urine. Two boring dead perverts!

After the two finished urinating, Xiang An left the toilet without incident, and there was no fight for the time being.

Although the two of them seem calm on the surface, they are full of gunpowder in their hearts.

The mechanical boy Xiao Lai thought to himself: Wasn't he sent to a parallel world? It's back! What the hell?

After coming out of the toilet, the sharpest and most popular scene on the street this year appeared, one foot in shoes, the other foot naked, unceremoniously walking on the street.

It is said that after the barefoot Tong Xiaolai came out of the toilet, he walked on the road and met the fat man who came out of the school around the corner.

I haven't seen him for a long time, and as soon as Tong Xiaolai saw him, he enthusiastically took the initiative to come forward and say hello: "Hey, fat man, long time no see, brother misses you a little." ”

The second fat said strangely: "Brother, what are you talking about, didn't we just meet at school in the afternoon?" ”

"Oh, yes." Tong Xiaolai only then remembered that there was also a mechanical Tong Xiaolai.

"Oh roar, yes, yes, yes, we just met, haha." Tong Xiaolai said with a smile.

However, the fat man saw that the bare foot under his feet was particularly dazzling.

Subsequently, the old man and Banmi in the back also followed, and the two of them were still holding a large wave of freshly grilled lamb skewers in their hands.

Tong Xiaolai saw them, like seeing his long-lost brothers, limping and smiling at each other.

The four of them found a place to sit down and binge-eat meat skewers.

Tong Xiaolai saw them as if he saw relatives, this kind of brotherhood has been too long, as long as there are brothers, he is very down-to-earth.

Seeing that he was barefoot, Er Fat asked, "Brother, what's the matter with your feet?" How are your shoes slippery? ”

Tong Xiaolai shook his stinky feet, and thought while eating, thinking to himself how to explain it to them?

"Well...... Tong Xiaolai hesitated for a moment and said, "This matter is a long story, let's make a long story short, since it is a long story short, then there is no need to say it." ”

The fat man glanced at him and looked at him coldly: "Big brother, don't be so tricky." ”

"You already know about the robots, right?" Tong Xiaolai asked.

The three of them nodded: "You know, what's wrong?" ”

"And did they do anything to you?"

"No, I don't. Nothing to feel. The fat man said.

"Well, since you're already awakened, it's okay for me to tell you the whole thing." Tong Xiaolai was chatting, so he might as well tell the three of them the whole thing, and tell all the things in the parallel world.

After the lecture.

"Uh......" The three of them looked at him silently, but did not speak.

Tong Xiaolai looked at their expressions one by one, which was a little intriguing.

Parallel worlds? A gate to space? Another Xia Yuxuan? They were stunned.

After half a meter and a half days, he seemed to understand, and finally spoke: "Big brother, you mean, there are two of you?!" ”

The fat man and the old man were also surprised when they heard this.

"Yes, that's right. I guess you already know about the replacement, that mechanical boy is my replacement!

"I came back from another world after a lot of effort, he wanted to get rid of me, he thought I was in the way, but he didn't expect me to come back."

Everyone still doesn't believe it, if there are two children, then which one is true and which one is fake? Who are they going to believe?

Just when everyone shook their heads, was at a loss, half-convinced, and didn't know who to believe.

Erfat bore the brunt and set an example. The fat man took the lead in raising his hand and said categorically: "Brother, I believe in you, I believe you are true." Brother, I believe you are a real big brother! ”

The fat man has already set an example, and half a meter and the old man, who were still swaying from side to side just now, immediately joined the ranks, and raised their hands to believe Tong Xiaolai and believe that what his brother said was true. This is the tacit understanding and trust between brothers.

"Brother, is the Tong Xiaolai who was with us before a fake?" Half a meter asked.

"Yes, that's right." Tong Xiaolai praised the brothers' wit.

Er Fat recalled, mending the knife and said: "I think so too, I just said how he feels weird recently, he knows that he is with his sister-in-law all day long, and he doesn't pay much attention to us, and he also studies hard every day, pretending to be serious, fake and serious, and he knows that it is fake at a glance!" Like a good student, if you don't get into trouble, can that be my eldest brother? ”

"Yes, yes, what you said makes sense, and I think so too!" The fat man's words went to half a meter and the old man's heart.

Tong Xiaolai asked very seriously: "I have something to ask you, you listen to me, you have to answer me seriously." ”

"Big brother, if you have any questions, just say it, let's listen." The fat man said.

Tong Xiaolai asked very seriously: "Let me ask you, if I didn't tell you about this matter today, and didn't tell you that the mechanical boy Xiaolai is fake, can you realize this problem?" ”

"Forehead......" The fat man, the old man, and Banmi fell into deep contemplation......

The three shook their heads stupidly.

They really didn't expect that if Tong Xiaolai didn't say it today, they would still be kept in the dark.

Robots replicate people's memories and behaviors, and they react almost identically to things in the outside world based on the thoughts of the person being replaced, and the behavior of the robot and the replaced person is roughly the same.

Some people with bad personalities will be optimized to a certain extent after being replaced, so that they can be liked and accepted by more people.

That's the power of robots, which blind almost everyone.

However, one important thing is that the replacement of such a big change is just an exception, and it is entirely because of his special identity.

Tong Xiaolai told them verbally: "Don't tell anyone else what you know today. I've probably had to leave for a while lately and come back in a few days.

"Since you're the Awakened, they don't do anything to you, I think their target is mainly me, as long as you stay calm and don't cause trouble, they shouldn't do anything to you, you know? Don't forget! ”

"Don't worry, brother. We're not going to say it when we die! "Fat man assured.

"Yes, brother, we'll wait for you to come back." Half a meter also said.

The old man nodded: "Hmm." ”

"Brother, but you two look exactly the same, how can we tell you apart?" The fat man asked.

"Hmm...... Either that. Tong Xiaolai thought of a way, "Let's agree on a code." When I met with you, I was the one who used the code, and he was the one who didn't. ”

"Eh, that's a great idea!" The trio agreed.

"And what's our code?" The fat man asked.

Tong Xiaolai kissed Erfat's face and said, "This is the code." ”

The second fat was suddenly blinded, and happiness came too suddenly, and said, "Brother, can we change the way?" The taste is too strong for me to bear. "The oil from the lamb skewers just finished was pasted on the second fat face.

Tong Xiaolai explained with the correct posture: "You are the first man I have ever taken the initiative to kiss, not everyone has this blessing, you have to know how to cherish it." I have other things to do, I'm going to get ready first, and I'll come back to you in the evening. ”