The woman gave me a look, as if to say, how could we be the first time we met?

It occurred to me that I had seen this woman that day when I was drunk.

"I saw you after getting drunk that day, and you sat on top of me!" I said happily.

It's not a joy to be sitting on someone. But I'm glad that it's a beauty, after all. The beautiful woman sits on her body as if something has happened to you. I felt a great joy in my heart.

The woman in Hanfu said, "You said you would always be with me, but how can you be with other women!" ”

I don't remember saying it. Could it be that I was drunk that day and I forgot. Since I've said that, shouldn't I have had something to do with her?

My mind is now cranky. The cat demon was already impatient to wait, and the shriveled old woman returned to the state of the cat demon. An arrow grabbed me by the collar and scurried into the flowers.

I heard her voice outside the flowers. "Stop!"

It seems that she still cares about me, but I really don't remember what happened to her. Drinking alcohol is really a lot of delays!

I just felt a lot of wind around me, and I couldn't open my eyes. By the time the wind stopped, I was thrown on a flat ground. There was a gentle breeze and darkness all around. I could hear a lot of traffic all around.

It was on the top of a building, and I knew where I was. I knew that the girl who came to save me was going to be slim.

I covered my body and said tremblingly, "Don't come here!" "I really don't want to let myself be defiled by a cat.

The cat demon shouted: "What kind of purity, I don't want your body!" ”

I remember that it was usually what men say to women, but now it has changed. It became what a woman said to a man, and I felt like the world was going to be turned upside down.

Besides, just now this cat demon threatened to ask for my body, but now it has changed its mind. So what did it do with me here? Is it just to blow the wind and be romantic!

I said, "Since you don't want my body, you can let me go, I want to go home!" ”

"Do you just remember what I said?" The cat demon shouted.

As if there was another sentence, I said, "Do you still seem to say that you are very old?" ”

"Isn't there another sentence ahead, you actually forgot, I'm going to gouge out your eyes!" The cat demon said with a smile.

The corners of this mouth are slanted, and at a glance, you can tell that this mind is thinking about something unclean. But now it's going to gouge out my eyes.

"You still want my body, is it okay to exchange my body for my eyes!" I pleaded.

I'd rather be insulted by a shriveled guy than blinded. I've tried life without eyes, and it's been very traumatic to my psyche.

"I'm not interested in your body, but I'm not happy to see you abusing people, I just want your eyes, to avenge you for destroying my eyes!" The cat demon said.

I want to stall so that someone can save me. I said, "Aren't your eyes good now?" Why is it broken? ”

The anger on the face of the cat demon estimated that there were 100,000 grass and mud horses galloping in its heart. I don't admit this account, it's very unfair to others. But I can't control that much, and that's how I should treat such wicked people. Give it a death denial.

The cat demon said: "Believe it or not, I picked you alive! ”

I'm a little scared in my heart, this thing is all alive when it eats people. Carefully tear it from behind, and then eat the person's internal organs one bite at a time. What a cruel thing this is, and only such an animal can do it.

"You've been eating people alive, won't you get tired of it? You can try a different taste! For example, steamed, braised I said.

If he really steamed and boiled me, I would really be the first person in history to die strangely. It was made by a cat as a dish.

The cat demon thought for a moment and asked, "Do you know how to cook?" ”

I nodded.

"And what flavor do you like?" The cat demon asked.

Is this guy going to ask me to cook with it? I said, "I like braised food, first put the food in oil and blanch it, then take it out and stir-fry it again, and all kinds of condiments will come out with a fragrance." ”

I drooled at this, I felt like I was a little hungry. In the evening, it seems that there is not enough to eat.

"Braised is too troublesome, is it delicious to steam?" The cat demon asked.

I thought for a while and said, "Steam, wash the food first, add various spices to the food, and steam it in a large pot for about 20 minutes until the fragrance is full!" ”

The cat demon coughed a few times and said, "It's still too troublesome, I have to find a way to eat without trouble!" ”

I've been this thing for a long time, so it's not like it's really going to eat me. I hurriedly said, "Then you better not eat it, this human method is more troublesome!" ”

"Didn't you kid let me change my taste? Now why have you changed your tune again? Do you want me to take you alive? The cat demon said.

It seems that this is really going to be braised and steamed for me! My hunch has always been good, and I blame myself for this broken mouth. Okay, what nonsense.

"If you want to eat me, you have to let me take a bath! I'm dirty, and I smell like a fox, and I'm going to smoke you. I said.

The cat demon smiled and said, "It's okay, I don't care about being dirty, not to mention that what we eat is dirty!" I don't smell the smell of foxes! ”

The cat demon is really perverted, and this can be tolerated. Sure enough, it's an animal!

I hurriedly said, "You can't eat me!"

"Why can't I eat you?" The cat demon asked with a confused expression.

I said, "You said you want my eyes, but you don't want my life!" ”

The cat demon looked helpless, and it is estimated that he was very angry just now before he was taken to the ditch by me. The cat demon said: "Okay, let me gouge out your eyes, let's clear up, you don't look for me again in the future." ”

"That's not good, you gouged out my eyes, I have to dig them back again, or I'll lose!" I pouted.

The cat demon looked at me and said, "You blinded my eyes before, and now I'll gouge out your eyes, and we'll be clear!" ”

"You talk nonsense, I haven't blinded you! You see your eyes are so good, why are you blind, it's just bloody! I said.

The cat demon's eyes were as big as copper bells. I guess I even have the heart to kill me. The cat demon said, "Why don't you humans talk about trust? You're so bad! ”

My "cheap" trick is simply against the sky. This cat demon is at a loss.

The cat demon really got angry and pinned me to the ground. Blame me too, blame me for being skinned with others for a long time. makes people angry, and I am speechless. I really can't do anything about it right now!

My mind was racing, but the cat's teeth were already in front of my neck.

"Wait!" I said out loud.

The cat demon said helplessly: "What's the matter?" ”

It seems to be annoyed by me, but I know that if I stir up the "" then I will succeed.

"Big brother, I'm poisoned!" I said as I looked at it with two little eyes dry.

"I'm a mother, you can't see it!" The cat demon said.

I said, "Sister, I'm poisoned!"

"Fart! You're poisoned, I can't see it! The cat demon said.

It was a bit of a surprise to me, and I had to ask how it was seen.

"The eldest sister is really a god! I would like to ask, how can you tell that I am not poisoned? I asked.

The cat demon giggled and said, "I didn't see it, but I deceived you, deceived you!" ”

I actually fell for an old shriveled thing, and this IQ has simply increased by leaps and bounds!

Just as the cat demon was about to take his mouth, I noticed a copper coin sword appear in front of my eyes. The cat demon just bit the copper coin sword, and just like that, I escaped again.

"If you want to kill him, you have to ask me!" Nan Zhenghang said.

I heard from that old shriveled creature just now that Nan Zhenghang was trapped by its illusion. Now I am really happy to see that Nan Zhenghang is safe and sound. In fact, the main reason for being happy is that he saved me again.

The cat demon turned over and was at a safe distance from us, and said, "Grass! Lao Tzu fell for you again, paralyzed, he actually came to delay time with me, I really regret not killing you earlier, I really regret it! ”

The cat demon raised his head to the sky and roared, shouting "meow".

But time can't be turned back, it can't go back to the time just now. My goal was finally achieved, and I looked at Nan Zhenghang with gratitude in my eyes.

A figure of the cat demon jumped off the tall building. Nan Zhenghang and I hurriedly ran forward and watched the cat demon in mid-air, making a soaring pose. It can find its way through the sky until it is no longer visible.

Nan Zhenghang said: "That cat demon is really cunning, it actually trapped me in the illusion, but Qi Qi's body was not found, and it is estimated that it was also hidden." ”

I said, "Anyway, we did our best, and the biggest thing I should thank is for you for saving my life again and again." ”

"We are all brothers, and this is how it should be done!" Nan Zhenghang said.

I was so happy to hear him say that I was his brother. But Nan Zhenghang said in a blink of an eye: "Please let me drink!" Ten days! ”

Speaking of drinking, I think of the woman in Hanfu. She also saved my life, and it seems like I met her drunk last time. Who the hell is she!

I don't think I've seen her except for the one side I saw. But she seemed to be very familiar with me, and that smile was really sweet. I just don't know how she's doing now.

We had just finished our busy day, and Nan Zhenghang was going to take me to drink. Of course, this is my treat!