At night, the wind was strong on the top of the mountain, Yu Mei lay on the rock, her feet folded together, found a comfortable posture, and said in a sad tone: "Baby, do you know what is the saddest thing about people? ”

The baby's hesitant voice came: "...... Struck by lightning? ”

Yu Mei asked tentatively, "What did your master say?" ”

"Hmm." The baby's voice is very low, and it can be seen that it has deep feelings for its owner.

Yu Mei suddenly thought of a very serious question, she and Yuling have fused together, isn't the baby's owner also half of her master?

No, no, no, the idea is too dangerous.

Yu Mei put aside this idea and snorted arrogantly: "The lowest level of ghosts are afraid of being struck by lightning, when the thunder was struck before, you saw it yourself, am I afraid?" Not afraid at all! ”

Someone slandered the supreme master, and the baby shouted angrily, "You are talking nonsense, the master is a demon, a very powerful demon, if it weren't for the failure of the conspiratorial robbery and was killed by thunder, now he is a demon god." ”

I have heard a little about the demon god Yu Mei, every demon needs to pay a great price to transform into a demon god, hard cultivation is the most basic, and more importantly, there is no karma.

The odds of being able to do the above two are smaller than the odds of one in a million, even if you can do it, there is still a life and death calamity waiting for you in the end, and the chance of being killed by lightning is a few tenths of a percent.

Hearing that the owner of the jade spirit was killed by lightning when he was in the thunder tribulation, Yu Mei secretly said that it was a pity, it was not easy to cultivate to this extent.

"Baby, don't be sad, if your master knows that you are so sad, he will not be upset."

The baby sobbed and said: "I am the master of the warmth, the master is the best for me, what nourishment is all for me to absorb, even before being killed by lightning tried his best to send me out, thinking that the master was thundered by the thunder and there is no ash left, I am sad." ”

Yu Mei asked curiously: "What do you rely on to nourish?" ”

The baby said proudly: "Chicken and duck! ”

Burst!

Hearing this, Yu Mei couldn't help laughing, "Baby, the owner who deceived you and was killed by lightning will not like you, how much spirit do chickens and ducklings have, you said that I can still give a discount to the tiger and lion." ”

"Really, I didn't lie to you, the owner gave me chicken and duck every day, and he said that it would be killed if it was sent to the restaurant, so it was better to let me eat the essence and sell it cheaper."

Delivered to the hotel?

Yu Mei had a kind of unpleasant conjecture, she asked: "Your master raises a lot of chickens and ducks?" ”

The baby nodded as a matter of course: "Yes, there are many people who come to the owner to buy chickens and ducks every day." ”

Well, it's still a big demon in the breeding industry.

The buzzing vibration was unusually loud in the middle of the night,

Ahhhh

Yu Mei jumped up excitedly, black impermanence, black impermanence called her, black impermanence finally called her!

Finally able to return to the underworld!!

Yu Mei hurriedly answered the phone, and the black and impermanent voice came slowly, "Yu Mei, I have bad news for you." ”

Yu Mei held her breath, calmed down her urge to scold her mother before calmly saying, "The binder is broken, I can't go back for the time being, right?" ”

Hei Wuchang was calm: "Oh, it's good that you know." ”

"Give me an explanation." Yu Mei held the phone and said very calmly: "Give me an explanation!" ”

Ahem, Hei Wuchang explained with a dry cough: "Here's the thing, not long ago, I didn't locate your location to show that it was not in the service area,

Then I approached a lot of people and tried a lot of ways to solve the problem, but none of them solved the problem......"

Yu Mei gritted her teeth and said compassionately: "And then! ”

"And then you know, this binder is a high-tech modern product, it's the first generation, high-tech products, you know, the first generation usually has a lot of defects, it doesn't have a cross-server use function."

After saying a long list, Hei Wuchang paused: "You ...... See what I mean. ”

"I don't know!"

Fuck the first and second generations, at this moment Yu Mei just wants to drag out the black impermanence and beat him up.

The black impermanence continued to nag: "It's okay if you don't understand, I'll tell you, and you'll understand."

It means that we are in different space areas, and the binder cannot teleport you to the space area here for the time being.

Of course, you can still use the other features as usual, except for crossing spaces. ”

"Are you satisfied with the performance I sent you?"

Hei Wuchang said happily: "Satisfied, satisfied, very satisfied, it doesn't matter if you send a little more of this kind of performance in the future, the more the merrier." ”

"Huh!" Yu Mei sneered: "Since you have received my loose performance, why can't you receive my call?"

Do you think it is useful to escape?

Will escaping erase you for treating me as a guinea pig, or a failed test subject?! ”

Hei Wuchang said weakly: "I didn't treat you as a guinea pig, I was helping you solve the problem, if I hadn't developed a binder, how could the evil qi on your body become weaker and weaker." ”

As he spoke, he said to himself: "It's strange to say, obviously we didn't have any problems during the experiment, why did you go wrong when you were alone?" ”

"It's not your fault, but you still blame me?"

Yu Mei looked at her more and more intense evil energy, and became more and more depressed, "The murderous aura on my body is getting stronger and stronger." ”

Hei Wuchang was surprised: "How can this be? ”

Yu Mei told everything that happened during this time.

Although Yu Mei is annoyed by Black Impermanence, she still has a bunch of questions waiting for Black Impermanence to solve.

"Are you saying that the soul and the jade spirit have fused, and now they can condense human behavior?"

"Hmm."

"That's a good thing." Hei Wuchang said enviously: "Lingyu is originally a pure creature, and after it is fused with you, it will only be good for you, and there will be no harm." ”

Yu Mei thought of the bloody appearance of the red jade and said secretly: This is a pure creature, and it is almost evil.

Yu Mei worried: "I'm very worried now, there is no pie in the sky, I'm afraid that I will accidentally fall into the pit." ”

I heard that there was a soul messenger who saved a fox, and the fox made a deal with the soul messenger to help the soul messenger cultivate mana, and the request was that the soul of the soul messenger lent it to stay.

The soul messenger agreed, and later when the fox became stronger, he ate the soul messenger.

Tales of the snake and the farmer are never uncommon, and her current situation is not much like that of the Soul Messenger and the Fox.

"It's not unreasonable for you to be worried," Hei Wuchang said after a while, "In this case, I'll check the information and see if I can get the jade spirit out of your soul." ”

Yu Mei nodded: "This is the best." ”

"That's it, I'll withdraw first."

"Wait, I'm not done yet. What about binders? When will I be able to return to the underworld? ”

There was a beeping sound of hanging up the phone in my ears,! Yu Mei couldn't help but burst into a foul mouth.