The scene of the welcome party was a little simpler, but the decoration was still very careful. In particular www.biquge.info the wines flown from France are constantly bubbling with joy, the imperial treasure chickens on the table are wafting with the strong aroma of the nose, and the tough and upright senior regiment of the Eighth Regiment.

Ah......, everything was perfect!

The cameras' cameras were flashing, and the questions were endless. They captured Colonel Palmer's confident and calm side, and enjoyed dinner at the front with each other.

"Come ......, may God bless America!" The welcome lasted ten minutes, and Colonel Palmer stood up and led the group to raise a toast.

Wine and food are accompanied by a sense of happiness.

His Excellency the Colonel felt that the time was almost there, and he was about to leave his seat. Suddenly, the adjutant hurried over and whispered in his ear: "Sir, just now the deputy commander of the regiment, Lieutenant Colonel Edson, sent a telegram saying that a large number of refugees have been found in the Jiulongjiang area. Refugees are rumored to be advancing eastward. ”

"I see." Your Excellency the Colonel cannot deny it. The reporter at the same table immediately asked what had happened. He waved his hand indifferently and said, "The enemy has made a move, they always run around after dark. There's no need to worry too much about them, though. ”

The reporters immediately waved their pen - and soon after our arrival, the enemy launched a fierce attack. But Colonel Palmer was calm and steady in command.

His Excellency the Colonel did not want to make himself too nervous, so he could only continue to sit down and continue to eat and drink and chat a few words, and the other accompanying officers naturally did not leave immediately.

After a while, the adjutant rushed over again and said, "Colonel, a reinforced regiment of the enemy has been found in the area of Wufeng Mountain. Commander Bai of the 1st Division of Nanbang drew our attention to the changes in the enemy's military situation, saying that the enemy was most likely a division of the Chinese Communist Army that was rushing towards us. ”

"...... the First Division of Nanbang?" Colonel Palmer couldn't help but laugh. The Nanbang Army has always been a joke, and His Excellency the Colonel is not happy to listen to the nonsense of the commander of the Nanbang Division trained by the Japanese.

But it didn't take long for a calm Colonel Palmer to receive bad news again. The adjutant came again to report: "The operation of the 5th Cavalry Regiment to close the Yongbyon road failed, the transport line to Unsan was cut off, and the 2nd Army of Nam Bang was routed.

Colonel Johnson of the Fifth Regiment sent a telegram saying that the soldiers who had fled to the South Stick were completely lost and that they were in a trance as clay sculptures when they passed by their Fifth Regiment convoy, unresponsive to the gunfire from the outside world, and had no expression. ”

The situation was urgent, and Colonel Palmer immediately got up. Based on the information provided by the adjutant, he categorically ordered: "Order our howitzer battalion to immediately join the support of the 5th Regiment and shell the enemy who cut off the transport line."

The 10th anti-aircraft artillery group was ordered to retreat, the Mirgin battalion was ordered to shrink the defense, the 15th South Stick Regiment was ordered to act as the rearguard, and the ...... was ordered. ”

Colonel Palmer gave the order in an affirmative and unquestioning tone, but the adjutant had to interrupt him when he mentioned the 15th Regiment of the South Stick.

"Sir, I was about to report to you that the 15th Regiment of Nanbang had just sent a telegram saying that it was going to retreat in the event of a fierce attack, and we couldn't contact them now."

What? Bastard!

Hearing that the 15th Regiment of Nanbang could not be contacted, Colonel Palmer was really angry. He slapped the table abruptly and scolded angrily: "These southern stick waste shouldn't collapse again, right?" ”

The pig teammates always suddenly have problems at critical moments, and if the 15th Regiment of the South Stick collapses too quickly, then the 10th American anti-aircraft artillery group that cooperates with it will be in danger. Colonel Palmer immediately roared, "I really want to shoot ......, oops! ”

The Colonel raised his hand angrily, but his stomach growled. The pain in his heart came from his abdomen, and he had to turn into a cat with a wrinkled face and bend down.

"Sir, what's wrong with you?" The adjutant was waiting for his boss's order, but looking at Colonel Palmer's appearance, it seemed a little inappropriate.

The other officers at the same table also hurriedly gathered around and asked worriedly one by one. Colonel Palmer managed to overcome the initial pain, and managed to stand up straight, continuing to maintain his image of formidability.

"Nothing. Where did you just go? Oh......, the 15th Regiment of the South Stick may have collapsed. We don't care about it, immediately contact me with the 10th Artillery Group, order ......, order ......, order ....... ”

The adjutant was waiting for the colonel to continue, but the colonel's face was tangled. His stomach was growling and growling, and he had to bend down a little with each scream. The adjutant and subordinate officers had to look at him worriedly, expecting him to straighten his back again.

"Sir, I'll call you a military doctor." The adjutant earnestly suggested.

"No, it's more important to give combat orders, and I can stand it." Colonel Palmer propped his hand on the table and tried to straighten up again. The reporter in the distance immediately clicked and patted non-stop, this is a sick and persistent fight, how can such a noble feeling not leave a memorial.

If the American people know that there is such an army to protect them, then .......

A fart suddenly came out of the welcome party, and it smelled very bad, mixed with the smell of feces and feces. This invincible chemical attack came so suddenly that everyone on the scene couldn't help but smell it - this ...... was so disgusting!

It's just that everyone seems indifferent to this loud fart, and everyone suddenly becomes serious, as if the stinky fart doesn't exist at all. The adjutant even moved closer to his boss, smiling and apologetically, "I'm sorry, I put this fart." ”

The reporters just didn't hear anything -- should we just walk away quietly? There is no need to report on what is going on here.

But this fart is like a signal, and it doesn't stop after it sounds. The adjutant found that he could not replace so many farts, because as one stinky fart came out, the other officers who accompanied Colonel Palmer to the welcome party began to bend over and clutch their stomachs.

What was even more terrifying was that the reporters on the other side also followed the shouting of the heavens and the earth, and some people did not say a word, turned around and hurriedly left the scene of the welcome meeting, looking for someone to ask 'Where is the toilet?' Please, please tell me where the nearest toilet is? ’

"Sir, I have to leave."

"Sir, I need your understanding."

"Sir, I'm ......, I'm ......, I'm a little speechless."

The accompanying officers also changed their faces and left one after another. Now the adjutant also understood what was wrong with the people attending the welcome party - they had diarrhea en masse, and it was very acute and severe.

The situation is so bad, this welcome party was arranged by the adjutant, and now it is his fault that something is wrong. However, ......, for Mao and the others, they rushed to the toilet like, but Colonel Palmer still stood straight and did not move?

"Colonel, do you need to go and make it easier? Bear with it any more, I know how you feel. Maybe it's a bit of a problem with the food today, it's all my fault, I'm sorry. The adjutant asked cautiously, ignoring the unpleasant stench in the room.

The expression on Colonel Palmer's face was extremely indescribable. Tangled, angry, sad, he finally whispered expressionlessly: "Go get me a pair of pants, my fart ...... just now, it's settled." ”