What happened on the Internet, a large number of people were looking for Lin Fan, but they couldn't get through on their mobile phones, and then they had no choice, so they had to find the three members of the XYJ team.

And Madrid, cold and rainy night, PDD trio, was noisy for hours, all of them were a lot of phone calls, and they couldn't help but go directly to WeChat on the computer and turn off the mobile phone.

Madrid can slap the table: "Brother Fan, this is a sinkhole, chat, you can be cheated until you get pregnant." ”

Leng Yuye's face turned pale and scolded: "But isn't it, I just finished breakfast, and then I made people with my wife, four times in eight minutes, and my mother's legs are trembling now." ”

PDD's face was pale: "Don't say it, I'm the killer, I want to ask for a sport with my wife, but the result is ............ The phone rang, and my wife and I ......... in five minutes Five times, I still can't get out of bed, and my wife also said that when I can get out of bed, I will go to the hospital for a check-up. ”

"Huh! It seems that it's better to be single...... "Madrid looked at them weakly, and suddenly found that it was better to be single, girlfriends didn't exist, if you also have a girlfriend, a few phone calls in the morning, you can get as early as them, and ejaculation.

At this time, Lin Fan accompanied Zhao Shixi to go shopping early in the morning, and he went shopping at half past eight until now.

Lin Fan didn't think about online things, but was thinking about a very serious issue.

Why does everyone say that men and girlfriends are sinful when they go shopping? Obviously enjoyed it and had a lot of fun.

At this time, Zhao Shixi was holding a large bag of clothes or cosmetics, but Lin Fan was holding a small bag with one hand on his trouser belt.

"I don't understand, I don't understand." Lin Fan shook his head and said to himself, completely unable to understand what the situation was.

Zhao Shixi pointed to a shop with a happy face: "Oba, let's go in and have a look!" I'd like to buy this too. ”

"Okay, you can buy whatever you say." Lin Fan responded, and after finishing speaking, he looked up and found that this was an underwear store, and he was stunned for a while......

Zhao Shixi bowed his head and walked over to Lin Fan: "If Oba doesn't want to go in, then let's go shopping elsewhere, and I'll buy it online when the time comes!" ”

Lin Fan kissed her forehead: "Let's go!" Let's go inside! But in the store, I don't know if there is your size. ”

"Oba, you're so bad." Zhao Shixi's face was slightly red, and he whispered

At Christmas, there are a lot of people who come out to shop, and there are also many single dogs, and when they see the intimate movements of the two of them, they all silently touch their stomachs.

"I have a barrel of wine every day, this dog food, I don't have to eat lunch."

"At Christmas, everyone else has girlfriends on a date, but I can only date dog food, hey!"

"Another couple, fuck, is this going to kill me so I can inherit my single dog credentials?"

"Fortunately, I was smart enough to come out and eat dog food, and I had money left over for a meal."

In the last sentence, many men looked up and down and said this sentence man.

And the man felt the gaze, and said angrily: "What, no money and opinions?" ”

The other men shook their heads, saying they had no opinion at all.

After going in again, Zhao Shixi asked Lin Fan to sit down in a row of seats, and then went to pick up things, not wanting his boyfriend to be embarrassed.

Lin Fan was really a little embarrassed, he grew so big, the first time he entered this kind of place, he saw some very thin, and he couldn't help but swallow a mouthful of saliva.

It turns out that the legendary *** is rising like this.

Lin Fan also looked at it twice, and then put away his gaze, knowing that if he continued to look at it like this, it was not impossible to be regarded as something, or to be beaten.

At the same time, it is also very strange, because as long as there are men with couples nearby, there is a little problem with the eyes of them, as if they seem to have a little respect.

I wonder if they recognize themselves, but I think it's impossible, when I go out, I change my face slightly, and I also bring a pair of sunglasses by the way, unless I have great eyes and good memory, or someone who is familiar with me, otherwise there is no reason to recognize it.

Suddenly, I saw a man about thirty years old approaching, and he looked puzzled: "This old brother, is there something wrong?" ”

The thirty-year-old man rubbed his hands: "Little brother, I want to ask you something, how did you do it?" ”

Lin Fan looked confused, he didn't know how to answer in an instant, he didn't know what he was talking about, and he didn't know what he meant by how he did it.

At this time, a nineteen-year-old young man next to him who looked very handsome spoke: "Big brother, how did you let your girlfriend take things by herself, we all came in with big bags and small bags, and you took a small bag, and so everything was taken by your girlfriend, it's too hanging, right?" ”

The thirty-year-old man nodded violently, secretly looked to the left, and then whispered: "That's right, how did you make your girlfriend like this, I talked about a lot of girlfriends, but every time I went shopping, I was most afraid of shopping, if it wasn't for the refusal of Christmas today, I really didn't want to go shopping with her." ”

"Ahh Lin Fan sighed, and also understood a little what they were talking about, remembering that he wanted to help Zhao Shixi get things at the beginning, but he didn't continue under Zhao Shixi's strong refusal, and from this point of view, he thought that girls didn't want men to help take things.

But that's not right, these brothers, according to what they mean, they take things, and their girlfriends don't take anything at all.

Seeing that he didn't speak, the two men urged.

"Brother, they're all men, you shouldn't be so stingy, right? Just say it in one way and you won't die. ”

"That's right! You can't be so stingy, you name it, I'll upload it online, so that other men can get rid of the half-dead bitterness of shopping with their girlfriends. ”

Lin Fan didn't know what to say, and suddenly saw a girl appear behind the two men, who looked average and wore light makeup, and instantly understood what the situation was, and coughed dryly: "Brother, I'm afraid that if I say it, I will be beaten to death by your girlfriend." ”

The nineteen-year-old young man waved his hand: "You can rest assured about this, she will never dare, otherwise I will beat her to death, so big brother say it quickly!" lest my girlfriend come over. ”

The thirty man followed and said, "Little brother, you can rest assured, if she dares to beat you, I will make her mother not recognize her daughter, so you better hurry up!" lest my girlfriend finish picking. ”

Lin Fan touched his head: "That...... Maybe I can't say, your girlfriend looks like you're behind you. ”

"It's coming, it's coming! No big deal. The two men waved their hands, looking unconcerned.

But in just two seconds, the two of them stopped in mid-air, their expressions froze, and they slowly turned their heads to look behind them, and involuntarily swallowed their saliva after seeing their girlfriends.

Their girlfriends, all holding their hands to their chests at this time, looked at them and turned their heads and said softly.

"Husband! You just said that whose mother doesn't know her daughter? ”

"Husband, who were you talking about just sucking to death?"

"Wife, I was wrong, I was wrong." The two men wept and looked at their girlfriends with half-bent faces.

Lin Fan: "Two brothers, why is your plot wrong?" ”

Damn it......... The two men wanted to scold the street, but because their girlfriends were on the side, they didn't scold, and while crying and apologizing to their girlfriends, they scolded Lin Fan in their hearts.

You're a pit, I've fallen into the pit, and you're throwing stones here, I'm going to Nima, is this going to kill me?

The next two women grabbed their boyfriend's ears directly and pulled them away from the underwear store.

Lin Fan smiled and beckoned goodbye, looking at the faces of the two men, his face was full of indifference, and he even wanted to laugh a little, without the slightest guilt about it, anyway, the result was that the two men would not die and peel off a layer of skin, men, the more they suffered, the happier they would be with their girlfriends.

At this time, he suddenly found that Zhao Shixi was running over and his face changed, so he stood up directly and was slightly angry.

"Se-hee, what's going on, who bullied you, or what?"

PS: Maybe it won't be updated on the third night, because there is no manuscript in storage, and it is difficult to write.

Stayed up late again tonight, huh...... My head hurts, I don't know if it's because the fan blows too much, or if it's a problem with staying up late, my head hurts.