Chapter 694: Erlang God
Looking at Zhu Bajie's unspeakable appearance, Sun Wukong knew this guy's obscene thoughts.
There was disdain in his monkey eyes: lustful guy, what's so good about women, is it fun to have a female monkey?
"Isn't it just a fruit photo, I can help you fight for it." Sun Wukong said.
It wasn't too difficult for him, but he didn't want to make it too easy, lest the pig's head get an inch.
The word "Guozhao" exited, and the snow at the west gate was almost sprayed.
Master Yi forced a forced smile.
Dugu Yuyun closed his eyes and thought of Lin Qing'er.
Dugu Jian and Nameless were silent.
Zhu Bajie's big pig face turned red, and he shouted: "Stinky monkey, what do you want, is my old pig like that?" ”
Sun Wukong nodded seriously: "Well, you are not that kind of person, you are such a pig." ”
Zhu Bajie was furious, took a few deep breaths, and calmed down a little.
He looked at Sun Wukong with disdain and said, "You incomprehensible monkey, do you know what love is?" ”
Without waiting for Sun Wukong to answer, he said: "Love is a poison, it makes people addicted and unable to extricate themselves, it is ......"
Sun Wukong was about to vomit.
The rest of the people looked at the pig's head there and told the sour love seriously, and they felt even more uncomfortable.
This is like Simon Blowing Snow about love and justice, and the temperament is too mismatched.
"Fairy Chang'e is a goddess, you can watch it from a distance and you can't blaspheme it, even if there are fruit photos, you can only enjoy it for me alone." Zhu Bajie's eyes were confused, as if there was really a photo of Chang'e in front of him.
But......
"I heard that the Guanghan Fairy who can't be blasphemed has a leg with the Jade Emperor Lao'er." Sun Wukong said lightly.
Zhu Bajie immediately shouted like a cat whose tail had been stepped on: "You don't want to ruin my fairy reputation!" ”
"Many people in the Heavenly Court know about it." Sun Wukong said disapprehantly.
Zhu Bajie was so angry that his body trembled.
The two argued for a long time, and when they saw that Zhu Bajie mentioned 6 billion again, Sun Wukong hurriedly revealed the topic.
When the agreement of "five private photos" is reached, the matter is over.
And with the insertion of Zhu Bajie, Sun Wukong could not continue to show off his great achievements.
Realizing that the time was almost there, he decided to leave.
He still has a great interest in Taishang Laojun's elixir.
The Queen Mother's peach had already brought him a large amount of space-time coins, so he was very curious about whether he could exchange enough space-time coins for himself to exchange for the wishful book by stealing the elixir of Taishang Laojun.
Qiao Mu is also paying attention to this place, and he also sees Sun Wukong's decision.
And after Sun Wukong left the Time and Space Tavern, he appeared in the Pan Tao Garden, and it was at the same location.
As soon as he appeared, he used the seventy-two changes of the earth, causing him to turn into a mosquito.
At the same time, he looked around.
In his field of vision, there are several more sentry posts in the Pan Tao Garden, but these are ordinary people.
And at the location of the door, there were faintly several powerful forces converging, and many power fluctuations were familiar to him.
He flapped his wings lightly and approached the doorway.
And when he passed, he saw several immortal officials negotiating.
He was familiar with all of them, one of them with two big ears was Shunfeng, and the other with slightly protruding eyes was his brother Clairvoyant.
The brothers stood in the doorway, listening carefully and looking around, but they could not find anything.
"Still nothing?" A middle-aged man in Tota asked.
He is Li Jing, the king of Tota.
Clairvoyant and Shunfeng Ear both shook their heads: "No." ”
The giant spirit god on the side said: "This method is not like the style of the Great Sage, if he comes, he will definitely make a mess here, instead of just stealing so many immortal peaches." ”
And Erlang Shen, who was holding the Roaring Sky Dog, sneered and said: "The Roaring Sky Dog has already said it, and if you smell the breath of that monkey, then it is impossible to make a mistake!" ”
"Then you let the Howling Dog see where he is." The Djinn God shouted.
Li Tianwang frowned, but did not speak.
He was also a little skeptical, after all, there were too many masters in this world, and Sun Wukong was not the only one who had made trouble in the Heavenly Palace, so he also thought it was someone else.
It's just that Erlang God's face can't be ignored, after all, this guy is the nephew of the Jade Emperor.
This is also the reason why the immortal officials who are responsible for guarding the Pan Taoyuan have been relegated to the world, but the Roaring Sky Dog is unharmed.
The relationship is too hard to provoke.
Thinking of this, Li Tianwang coughed lightly and said, "Okay, don't say it, the enemy this time is really cunning, and it is not enough to rely on the Roaring Sky Dog alone." ”
As soon as he finished speaking, the Howling Dog suddenly screamed and rushed forward.
Everyone's complexion changed suddenly.
Erlang God said excitedly: "The bold thief still dares to appear, and the roaring dog is going to chase him!" ”
He turned his head to look at Li Tianwang and the others, and said proudly: "The Roaring Sky Dog is the first spirit dog in the Three Realms, but it is the prey that he is targeting, and it is impossible to escape!" ”
As for Sun Wukong on the other side, he was also startled when he saw the Roaring Sky Dog rushing towards him.
"This dog's nose is really smart!" He said secretly.
Seeing a crowd of people rushing towards him, he disappeared from the spot and reappeared in the Time and Space Tavern.
And the Roaring Sky Dog, who had just arrived this time, suddenly lost the trace of Sun Wukong, and also blinked his dog eyes blankly, turning around in place.
Because of the pressure for most of the day, it was a little urgent, so it walked directly behind a peach tree with its legs.
When Erlang God, Li Tianwang, and the Giant Spirit God and others rushed over, they happened to see this scene: a dog was standing under the peach tree to pee......
The corners of Li Tianwang's mouth twitched, and he forced a smile.
The giant spirit god coughed violently, and signaled to Li Tianwang with his eyes: Boss, this dog affects the appearance of the city.
Li Tianwang replied with his eyes: Don't worry, this is someone's housework.
Erlang God's face was hot, and he couldn't wait to castrate the roaring dog.
"It's a shame." He thought to himself.
"Since there is no clue here, maybe we should go to the Nether Realm to take a look, no daring guy dares to steal the peach and stay in Heaven." The Djinn God said.
Li Tianwang nodded, agreeing with his idea.
Erlang God snorted, not continuing to consume the mood here.
Half a day later, Sun Wukong reappeared.
The dog urine in the peach orchard has dried up, and Erlang God and the others have also left this place.
Sun Wukong hesitated, but in the end he didn't pick the remaining ripe peaches, but walked outside after transforming into shape.
After leaving the Pan Tao Garden, he was about to go directly to Taishang Laojun's Danfang, when he suddenly thought of his promise to Zhu Bajie.
After a slight hesitation, he shifted his direction and headed towards the Guanghan Palace.
The location of Guanghan Palace is not far from Pan Taoyuan, and there are few people there, so it doesn't have much impact to take the time to go.