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"Do you want to worship me as a teacher? Learn to exorcise ghosts and tell fortunes with me? ”

The old Taoist priest squinted and looked down at me.

My chick nodded like a peck of rice.

"Get out of here," the old Taoist priest was surprisingly strong and kicked me away. "I'll teach you what to eat, and then you'll steal business with me? You're a fool to me! ”

", aren't you a Taoist? Aren't all Taoist priests compassionate and compassionate, how can you be so snobbish? ”

I was indignant.

"You little bunny, you and the ghost next to you, how much merit did you two rob me of? Ya, I don't abolish you, even if I don't abolish you, even if I am a bodhisattva, you still want to be my apprentice? No way. ”

The old Taoist priest blew his beard, glared and scolded, grandma's, she has been calculating for more than a year, and she is waiting to receive the merit from the female ghost. Who knew that two little rabbit cubs ran halfway down the road and robbed half of the merit that originally belonged to them.

"Your uncle, how do you speak? Who's the little rabbit scolding? "I wasn't happy at the time, I rolled up my sleeves and was about to fight with this awesome old Taoist priest.

"Scolding the one next door, you haven't been out of your mother's womb when I raise ghosts to play, and you want to fight? Come on. ”

The old Taoist priest threw away the wooden sword, and was about to fight with me with a long pendulum.

"Come here, I promise not to kill you." I shouted at the old Taoist priest.

"Come here, I'll definitely keep you breathing." The old Taoist priest had no elder demeanor at all, he lived like a ruffian hooligan, and the original immortal wind Dao bones were gone.

"Come on, come on." The old Taoist priest and I kept arguing.

"Yang Yun, hurry up and go back, the sun is out, I can't stay any longer."

Uncle Xu reluctantly stopped us.

"You. That ghost, why don't you be my apprentice, I see that your talent is not bad, I will teach you a powerful ghost art. ”

The old Taoist priest seemed to be very interested in Uncle Xu, gave up messing around with me, and looked at Uncle Xu with interest on his face.

Uncle Xu smiled freely and shook his head: "I'm going to be reincarnated." ”

"It's a pity." The old Taoist priest did not force it.

"I'm also very talented, so consider me."

I rolled my eyes and said loudly.

"Just your stupid look, go back to Mars and, Earth is not a place you can stay."

The old Taoist priest said disdainfully.

"That ghost, meeting me Yuan Tiangang can be regarded as your creation, and this spell is given to you. I can protect you once. The road to Huangquan is not smooth, so I can do it myself. ”

The old Taoist priest made a move, and a yellow light hit Uncle Xu's body.

"Thank you, old man." Uncle Xu said solemnly.

The old Taoist priest straightened his somewhat messy green robe, looked at me deeply, and then turned into a wisp of green smoke and drifted into the sky.

Made, this is leaving? Looking at the way he left the fashion force, he was definitely a real master. Let's not talk about his conduct, damn it, he gave Uncle Xu good things, but he didn't have a bird for me!

I really want to draw a circle and curse him.

"Huh? He had forgotten to take the peachwood sword with him. Uncle Xu saw the peachwood sword in the grass, but he didn't dare to approach.

"Oh? Haha, that old man is interesting enough. I was immediately happy, and reached out to pick up the peachwood sword.

"Groan", the moment the peachwood sword was unsheathed, it actually emitted a trilling sound that only metal swords have.

Great stuff! My first reaction was to pick up the treasure, this peachwood sword is 1.2 meters long. The workmanship is exquisite, carved with moire, and the texture is unusually hard. It is estimated that it is used as a crutch by the old Taoist priest named Yuan Tiangang.

Wait, Yuan Tiangang, such a familiar name, I put away the peachwood sword, and muttered the name "Yuan Tiangang" in my heart.

"Yuan Tiangang? That seems to be a famous fortune teller in the Tang Dynasty, right? I looked in disbelief as the old Taoist priest left in the direction.

Uncle Xu smiled. "Yang Yun, you think too much, how can the characters of the Tang Dynasty survive until now? There are so many people on the earth, and it is not surprising that there are people with the same names and surnames. ”

"Yes."

I took the peachwood sword and took Uncle Xu out of this small lake where a lot of things had happened.

Along the way, Uncle Xu kept asking me to move the peachwood sword farther away, the power of the sword to ward off evil spirits was too strong, even if I didn't urge it, the natural aura of the peachwood sword made Uncle Xu, a ghost soldier, feel afraid.

When I got home, it was already past 6 o'clock in the morning, but fortunately there were no classes this morning, so I could rest for a while.

After this night's events, I was so exhausted that I almost died, and I almost died of fright.

"Uncle Xu, can you get on me?" I suddenly asked Uncle Xu.

"Yes, yes, but if I get on your body, my soul will be contaminated with your breath, and then it will be very sad to be reincarnated on the bridge."

Uncle Xu didn't know what I meant.

I sighed, "Forget it, I wanted you to come up to me and make Arlinn breakfast." ”

Uncle Xu: "。。。。。 ”

Dragging my tired body, I cut two poached eggs for Anyarin, and as for the bread and milk, she is not too small, and she can make it herself.

"Smack", I put a "Do Not Disturb" note on the door of my room, and then fell headlong on the soft and comfortable bed.

I didn't sleep soundly, I had a lot of dreams, the scenes kept switching, I didn't remember the plot of the dream, I only knew that the dream was full of ghosts, all kinds of ghosts. Irony.

Then an old man in a green robe held a peachwood sword and a sword split my dream.

"Whew", I woke up one by one, it was 11:20, and I slept for more than 5 hours.

"Depressed, how can you dream of that old man?" I stretched, it was comfortable, and my whole body was gurgling.

"I can really sleep." As soon as I walked out of the room, Anyarin appeared in front of me.

"Isn't the life of a dick like me all day long just eating, drinking, sleeping and lala."

I don't refute it, I'm spurned by Anyarin every day, and I'm immune, or I should say that I'm a lot thicker-skinned.

"I'll go buy a car with you tomorrow." An Yalin said coldly.

"Well, what's that, don't you have a car?" I whispered, too lacking.

Anyalyn glared at me, "You want me to sit in the back seat of that bike?" What am I am? It's so unseemly to sit on a bike. ”

Damn, the children of rich families are so stubborn? I scolded angrily in my heart, and I could only admit An Yalin in my mouth, and I didn't dare to fight back. Because I know I can't talk about Anyarin! What a sad story!

The afternoon class started at 2 o'clock, so I didn't rush to school after lunch, but pestered Uncle Xu.

"Uncle Xu, what do you want to drink?"

"Uncle Xu, do you smoke?"

"Uncle Xu, I recently learned a new dish, would you like to try it?"

"Stop!" Uncle Xu couldn't stand me anymore, "Ghosts have no sense of taste, don't tease me with anything to eat and drink, just say something about it, look at your cleverness." ”

"In that case, I'll just say it, Uncle Xu," I was very excited, "Uncle Xu, can't I learn ghost art now, that, Uncle Xu, don't you know?" Can you teach me? ”

"No problem, anyway, I'll do it now, and it doesn't hurt to teach you." After doing it for a long time, it turned out that he wanted to learn ghost arts, but Uncle Xu was embarrassed and said no.

"Ghost art is to use the mind to communicate with the yin energy in the body, to achieve the purpose of controlling the yin energy, there are some ghosts with high talent, you can rely on your own feelings to find out the cultivation of ghost arts."

Uncle Xu taught me ghost art in my room.

"So Uncle Xu, your ice-blue flame was found by yourself?" I was amazed by Uncle Xu's talent, because I now have the ability to explore on my own, but I have no clue where to start. Uncle Xu only figured out this trick in just a few days.

Under Uncle Xu's patient guidance, I constantly controlled the yin qi, followed the acupuncture points that Uncle Xu described to me, and worked hard to condense it into my hands.

"Poof", I finally succeeded once, but it was extinguished with just a spark.

Again, I don't give up.

"Boom", this time the yin qi was out of control, and a raging flame came out of my fingertips, igniting my whole being.

"Oh, don't, don't!" I yelled in fear.

"Bang", Anyarin heard my screams and hurried from the living room, opened my door, and saw me writhing my body frantically, my hands constantly flapping, and my mouth still screaming "don't, don't".

"It's nasty enough." Anyarin's face was extremely exciting, and she slammed the door shut.

"Yang Yun," Uncle Xu held his forehead weakly, "Your own yin qi will not hurt you, this is yin fire, not real fire, only ghosts and some Taoist priests can see it, and the living cannot see it." ”

"Uh," I really didn't feel any discomfort. The flames that spread all over my body didn't hurt me.

It's a shame, and I feel more and more shameless to see Anyarin. ￣□￣｜｜

I controlled the yin qi, and with a lot of effort, I finally took them back to the yin point of the head.

Made, how do you explain this to Anyarin? A big man, with his hands in his room behind closed doors, writhing wildly, and shouting "don't" in his mouth, how can he explain this?

I saw the running in the sunset, it was my lost youth~