"Mom, deceive the corpse, deceive the corpse......" After several men outside who were shoveling the soil, their legs trembled in fright, and they quickly threw down the shovel in their hands.

"What's the hurry? In this broad daylight, where did the corpse come from? An old man with a pipe in his mouth went up to the coffin very uninterestingly.

"Damn, it's really a cheat!" Seeing the coffin shaking in the dirt pit, the old man also pinched a cold sweat all over his body.

After living for such an age, he has never seen a coffin move.

"No......" After hearing my voice, the old man's face began to change suddenly: "This is not a corpse, you listen, there seems to be a voice in this coffin." ”

The young men were anxious, and when they saw the coffin moving, they had already shrunk to the side, and when they heard the old man's voice, they pricked up their ears and listened carefully.

When I listened again, the young men heard me fluttering inside the coffin.

"Really...... There really ...... someone," a young man emboldened himself and walked to the side of the coffin.

"Quick, quick...... The big guy took a hand and tried to figure out a way to get him up. The old man walked over to the coffin and shouted at the young men.

When the young men heard this, they quickly jumped into the pit.

Then, they knocked on the coffin, and they knocked on the coffin, so hard that they overturned the lid of the coffin.

When they saw me lying in the coffin, they looked at me with frightened eyes.

To my surprise, they weren't scared when they saw me.

Strange, didn't I turn into a zombie? Why didn't they look scared when they saw me?

As soon as the sun hit me, the intense burning sensation that had been felt before disappeared in an instant.

By the time I looked at my hands again, the long nails on them had long since reverted to their original shape.

"Could it be...... When I was with the female zombie just now, the female zombie helped me detoxify the corpse? I thought to myself.

"Uncle Qi, it's the kid who went to Xilin Street to hunt ghosts." One of the young people looked at me and shouted.

"What? This kid isn't dead? When the old man named Uncle Qi heard this, he hurriedly surrounded him.

"Uncle Qi, you see, it's him." The lad made way for him, pointed his finger at me and smiled.

"Oh mom, this kid is really not dead, creation, creation." The old man looked at me and nodded with satisfaction.

"What are you doing in a daze, hurry up and pull him up." Uncle Qi looked at the guys next to him and said angrily to them.

"Yes, Uncle Qi." When those guys heard this, they hurried over and pulled me.

However, when they pulled me up, they saw the female zombie underneath me.

That female zombie has wrinkled skin, and it's genuine. After seeing the scene in front of them, those guys had already hid aside in fright, and no longer dared to approach the coffin.

I'm speechless for them, at least I have to pull the master up, how can I pull the master halfway up and let go, and the harmful master is lying on the female zombie again.

Seeing that these people were unreliable, I grabbed the coffin with both hands and struggled to crawl out of the coffin.

"You...... Why are you lying inside the coffin? Aren't you catching ghosts on Sealin Street? "After I came out of the coffin, the old man named Uncle Qi stood in front of me and said to me in surprise.

"Ghost hunting, ghost hunting, ghost catching yarn, take a closer look, is there a ghost lying in this coffin?" I led Uncle Qi to the coffin and said to Uncle Qi.

Uncle Qi has some experience, but he is old and a little dizzy. After looking at it for a while, Uncle Qi realized that the coffin lying was not a ghost at all.

"Zombies!" As soon as Uncle Qi said this, the young people were all panicked.

Even, a young man was frightened and asked Uncle Qi: "Uncle Qi, do you want to hold your breath?" ”

"Uncle Qi, I can't help it, what should I do if I want to fart?"

Uncle Qi was speechless to them, and I was speechless to them.

"Look at your cowardice, the zombies haven't moved yet." Uncle Qi rolled his eyes at them.

Afterwards, Uncle Qi continued to ask me how I could sleep with a female zombie.

I slept with a female zombie, so naturally I can't tell Uncle Qi, the master is here to catch ghosts, not to let you see the grandfather's appearance.

I told Uncle Qi about the corpse poison in my body, and Uncle Qi was very surprised when he heard it.

In addition, Uncle Qi also told me that the recipe handed down by their ancestors is that they can use children's urine to dissolve corpse poison.

Immediately, Uncle Qi saw that I was safe and sound, and then asked me, "How did you dissolve the corpse poison?" ”

After I had a fight with the female zombie, the corpse poison was dissolved. But, can I tell Uncle Qi? Even if I say it, Uncle Qi won't necessarily believe it.

In order to hide from the world, I had to lie to Uncle Qi, saying that I was the corpse poison that was dissolved by drinking the boy's urine.

Uncle Qi didn't believe it after hearing this, but looked at me with a strange look: "Lie to the ghost, and still pee as a child, your kid is no longer a child." ”

"You...... How do you know? "I was very surprised when I heard this, it didn't make sense, he didn't see me when I was in the coffin with the female zombie, how could he know that I had taken off my virginity.

"It's a little bit, the old man has lived for most of his life, and he hasn't seen anything, and he hasn't hidden anything from me about you." Uncle Qi didn't tell me how he could see that I wasn't a virgin, which surprised me even more.

In order to let Uncle Qi tell me how he saw it, I had to say to Uncle Qi: "Why do you say that I am not a virgin, there must be a basis." ”

Uncle Qi looked at me and said to me: "Your face is haggard, your eyes are dark and dull, and your eyes are either sallow or bruised. ”

, why did he say that about me, after listening to Uncle Qi's words, I was dissatisfied with Uncle Qi: "That may also be the result of too much masturbation, why do you say that I am not a virgin, why?" ”

Uncle Qi waved his hand at me: "No, no, no, people who masturbate themselves all year round will not be like you at all, you are very different from them." ”

"If Uncle Qi says this about me, then I really have nothing to say, after all, I don't understand this aspect, and you are an expert in this area!" I laughed at Uncle Qi.

Uncle Qi's face was blushing when I said it, and for a while, he didn't know how to answer me.

"Hahaha......" After hearing it, the next few juniors actually laughed together.

In order to alleviate the embarrassing situation at this time, Uncle Qi's face twitched slightly, and he said to me: "Where, where, didn't you hear you ask me?" I also learned from books, ahem, from books. ”

"I'm ashamed, I'm ashamed, the younger generation has shallow knowledge, not as broad as Uncle Qi's knowledge. In the future, the younger generations will also be like Uncle Qi and study hard. I smiled at Uncle Qi.