Bang bang bang!!

One by one, the fruit smashed on the ground with a loud sound, and the same deep hole appeared in the lawn. Pen "Fun" Pavilion www.biquge.info

As Ou Yangming's dodges increased, his movements became more agile and swift.

But if you compare it to Barbrus, it's still too much worse.

Babrus, who was sitting on the tree and throwing fruit, seemed to find it amusement, and the speed at which he threw the fruit with both hands became faster and faster.

And Ou Yangming, who was dodging the fruit on the ground, also moved more quickly.

But the dense cold sweat on his forehead showed that his current body was a little unbearable.

"I can't go on like this, being hit by a fruit is nothing, if this orangutan is having a good time, a bunch of fruits will fall on his body, even if he doesn't die, he will shed his skin!" After Ou Yangming gritted his teeth and said this, the dragon ring in his hand flashed.

I saw that the action of Bablus on the tree throwing the fruit froze, and he was motionless for an instant.

"Hey, hey! Have a lot of fun, huh? Had a great time, huh? It's cool to slap Lao Tzu's ass, isn't it? Every time Ou Yangming asked, he was one point closer to the big tree.

Sitting motionless in the tree, Ballus couldn't figure out why he couldn't move, and he couldn't make a sound, his two little eyes were spinning in a hurry.

Ou Yangming walked under the tree with difficulty, hugged the big tree with his arms, and climbed up little by little.

His movements are very indecent, and even children who have just learned to climb trees are several times stronger than him.

After a long time, Ou Yangming climbed the big tree and slowly stood beside Babrus.

He clenched his fists, looked at Balloos with a strange smile, and said, "This time, let the two of us have a good time." ”

Syllable!

I saw Bablos being hung by Ou Yangming on a tree, and he took a thin branch and pumped it on its buttocks.

"Blue! Blue! ”

"Yo he! Dare to scold me? After Ou Yangming finished speaking, he picked up the branch in his hand and slapped it on Bablous's ass again.

Syllable!

"Blue! Blue! ”

"Yo he! It's a hard mouth! See if I don't smoke you to death! ”

Bang Bang!!

This time, Bablous, who had learned to be well-behaved, did not make a sound, and glared at Ou Yangming with his pitiful big eyes.

Ou Yangming touched his head, and with a wave of the branch in his hand, snap!

Bablous is really going to cry this time, his face is revealed, I don't speak, why are you still hitting my expression.

"I whipped you, and you didn't speak, did you want to show your contempt for me?"

The voice fell, snap! Pumped Babrus' ass again.

This time Ballforth is really crying, smoking it when he speaks, and pumping it if he doesn't speak, how can it be reasonable!

Ou Yangming touched its face and said, "Will you touch Lao Tzu's ass next time?" ”

Bablous hurriedly shook his head, indicating that he would not.

"Then you still take the fruit and throw it at me? Are you going to make a face with me? ”

"Well, it's the first time Bablous has seen a guest come to the king, and he's a little too enthusiastic. For my sake, spare him!" ”

This voice suddenly sounded from behind Ou Yangming, startling him into a cold sweat.

Although he focused most of his energy on cleaning up Balloos, with so many worlds coming over, his vigilance was also very high.

But even under his high vigilance, he didn't even notice the person talking behind his back, how much higher should this guy's strength be than himself?

Ou Yangming slowly turned his head, only to see a guy wearing sunglasses, wearing the uniform of the King of the Realm, with blue skin and two antennas on his head, standing behind him.

"King of the Realm?!"

Hearing Ou Yangming's words, the Realm King nodded and said, "Young man, do you still have a little knowledge!" Yes, I am the king of the world, who is loved by everyone, who is known as the king of cold jokes!! ”

Ou Yangming listened to this large section of the realm king's boasting, his head was full of cold sweat, he had seen shameless, but it was the first time that he could play shamelessness so freshly and refinedly.

The King of the Realm looked at Ou Yangming with an embarrassed expression, he didn't know where to take out a handkerchief, wiped his forehead, and said, "Isn't this joke I told funny?" Why don't you laugh? ”

This is particularly embarrassing, the king of the middle realm likes to tell cold jokes in the original book, and Ou Yangming hurriedly laughed.

While laughing, he said: "King of the Realm, the joke you told is so funny, it's not good, it makes my stomach hurt when I laugh." ”

As a result, the fucking Lord of the Realm took off his glasses, wiped his handkerchief and said, "Am I so funny? ”

Snake spirit disease! Why did you just make me laugh, I laughed, and now you're rubbing your glasses coldly and asking me if you're so funny?

The King of the Realm looked at the embarrassed Ou Yangming, put on his glasses, patted him on the shoulder and laughed, "Is this joke good?" Hahaha! I'm laughing at me! ”

What's so funny!?

Ou Yangming really wanted to flick his sleeves and say that I won't play anymore, when he met a realm king who likes to tell cold jokes, especially when jokes are embarrassing, he is really weak.

"Young man, don't understand my jokes, extenuating circumstances, extenuating circumstances!" Probably seeing Ou Yangming's loveless expression, the King of the Realm also said with some embarrassment.

"Well, let me tell you a special joke. Bell..., bell..., pick up the phone, hey? Feed? No one spoke on the other end of the line. Hahaha!! ”

As he spoke, the king couldn't help but laugh, and he couldn't stop laughing.

Ou Yangming, who was watching, wanted to smash this embarrassing realm king to death with a hammer, but he still gave in and laughed.

And the King of the Realm looked at Ou Yangming, who had finally smiled, and nodded with satisfaction.

"Hmmm! You young man has a lot of promise, tell me, what are you doing here? ”

Ou Yangming exhaled softly in his heart, and the secret path finally said that it was on time.

He bowed to the Realm King and said, "I have come here to practice here, and I hope you can train me." ”

The King of the Realm touched his chin and said, "Okay! ”

Ou Yangming's face was pleasantly surprised, and he secretly said that his ideal Realm King Fist and Yuan Qi Bomb were finally about to arrive.

Who knew that the next sentence of the Realm King almost made him strangle this so-called Realm King.

"Then I'll teach you the ultimate meaning of the king of this realm, telling jokes!"

Phew! I'll go to grandma's! Who wants you to teach! Is your joke a joke? No, it's a joke.

"Lord Realm King, I'm here to practice, not to learn to tell jokes. And, even if I learn to tell jokes, I can't surpass you, so what's the use of learning it? Ou Yangming looked helpless and said against his will.